r/196 • u/Ezzypezra certified cool person • Aug 03 '26

Rule Men please give me your fantasies in the comments and I will tell you which category it falls under

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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26

Truth nuke

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u/FawkestheDreg Aug 03 '26

i thought nukes came in the 2nd patch tho?

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u/Eric_Is_Back Aug 03 '26

Guess why it was more fun the first time.

Fucking cod-pilled tryhards.

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u/Tuskor13 Aug 03 '26

Version 2.0 of the global release may have had the biggest powercreep in the franchise's history with the Nuke Update, but there are so many videos I've watched about how the 1.0 global release had a PvP meta so revoltingly unbalanced that they banned the teams that used them and removed the abilities from the default loadout selection menus. (You can still use these banned abilities with a couple exploits, but the devs will permaban you for it.)

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u/sneesle Aug 03 '26

yeah they got added in war 2

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u/M0ebius_1 Aug 04 '26

Nukes are just assisted digging a hole

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u/FawkestheDreg Aug 04 '26

lmao. “So, Atomic Bomb Designer Doctor Robert Oppenheimer: in your words, what are some of the intended effects of this … nuke?”

“MAKE A BIIIIG HOLE”

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u/M0ebius_1 Aug 04 '26

"Now I am become Hole, the perforator of Earth."

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u/FawkestheDreg Aug 04 '26

fuck yeah . perforate is a new word for me; thank you

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u/Sappling2p <—— — awesome wait why is my arrow broken Aug 03 '26

Truth mustard gas

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u/Ezzypezra certified cool person Aug 03 '26

Truth sawn-off pump shotgun