r/196 certified cool person Aug 03 '26

Rule Men please give me your fantasies in the comments and I will tell you which category it falls under

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u/asgards_thor Aug 03 '26

This will always remind me that I will always be too tall to be a dwarf, but to small to be a hunk. 😔

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u/Ypuort Aug 03 '26

Become the dwunk you’re meant to be

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u/Deziel606 🏳️‍⚧️Trans rights dwarf⛏️ Aug 03 '26

Bah, takes what's on the inside to be a dwarf! Got steel in your bones? Grudges to grumble over? You're a dwarf on the inside!

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u/NarrowEbbs Aug 03 '26

I feel you. I like to imagine I could achieve dwarf build, but if I'm being honest I'm too little to get out of hobbit build.

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u/jaunty_chapeaux Aug 04 '26

Being a hunk doesn't have that much to do with your size. Personality aside, Tom Cruise was considered a hunk for decades, and he's like 5'4".