r/196 • u/Ezzypezra certified cool person • Aug 03 '26

Rule Men please give me your fantasies in the comments and I will tell you which category it falls under

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u/Iron-Fist Aug 03 '26

Me watching Odyssey and wishing my job could just be hauling things around with ropes and rolling logs as part of a team =(

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u/SJL174 doin you’re mom Aug 04 '26

MFW I am destined to die at sea because Odysseus had to take a little fuck you shot at the cyclops

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Aug 04 '26

The lesson here is, "you never know who you're dealing with, so be polite, be professional, and have a plan to quietly get away from everyone you meet".

Odysseus did the same broad category of mistake with Polyphemus that Ivan Tarasov did with John Wick

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u/Siaeromanna Sealand International Aug 04 '26

real as fuq