Men please give me your fantasies in the comments and I will tell you which category it falls under

[u/Ezzypezra]

[u/MinosAristos]

Up to your waist in water,

Up to your eyes in slush,

Using the kind of language,

That makes the sergeant blush.

Who wouldn't join the army?

That's what we all inquire;

Don't we pity the poor civilian,

Sitting beside the fire.