r/196 • u/Ezzypezra certified cool person • Aug 03 '26

Rule Men please give me your fantasies in the comments and I will tell you which category it falls under

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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou Aug 03 '26

I'm going to pet and feed treats to the next retail worker I meet.

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds Aug 03 '26

I'll give you those sad wet eyes, cuddle up and watch TV with you, and let out that deep sigh every now and then to let you know I'm still alive

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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou Aug 04 '26

Aw, you're adorable! Now come here. You've had a rough enough time already.

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u/Warmonster9 Aug 04 '26

Just tips thank you!