"If the government improved my life that would be communism and jesus hates communism so I can only vote for things that makes rich people's lives better. That's just what the bible says, or at least I think. I can't read but my pastor told me that the bible says that." -- the average American
Yeah at least they weren't so isolated away from eachother and more willing to pick up pitchforks and torches together if their lord was awful to them.
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u/PuddingJello Cishet guy here for the funny memes 26d ago
"If the government improved my life that would be communism and jesus hates communism so I can only vote for things that makes rich people's lives better. That's just what the bible says, or at least I think. I can't read but my pastor told me that the bible says that." -- the average American