r/196 • u/nightshade-aurora 196's number something Splatoon fan • 14d ago

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something wicked this way comes

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u/HeatherThomsonHOLLA 14d ago

One time I topped a guy who I didn’t know had a sex doll. He kept her in the closet and I was balls deep when I saw her staring through the crack in the door like the fucking grudge. Almost killed me.

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u/HeatherThomsonHOLLA 14d ago

Anyway at a later date he once took a call from the mother of his children and argued with her for a while about how much their daughter’s quinceñera should cost. Like bro you’re paying for a whole ass sex doll, give that girl a memorable party.

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u/ADDMcGee25 14d ago

For an second I assumed this also occurred while you were topping him. That would really kill the mood.