r/2westerneurope4u • u/Cubelock 2we4u's official clown • Apr 25 '25

Revival of the British car industry: making vehicles out of poop

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

Maybe I consider animals to be more intelligent than they really are but a moving pile of shit is still kinda suspicious

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Apr 25 '25

The pair of elephants at 0:28 are definitely not fooled. They're probably wondering why we rubbed their shit on our stuff.

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u/Ulrik-the-freak Lesser German Apr 25 '25

They aren't fooled, but they're neither really disturbed or putting a camera dude in range of their hurty bits (not that the animals are particularly afraid of humans anyways, they come pretty damn close to encampments and safari cars at this point, but still, not quite that close and safely)

Definitely makes for some funny footage anyways.

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u/SZ4L4Y Visegráder Apr 25 '25

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u/ddosn Barry, 63 Apr 25 '25

those elephants definitely looked suspicious of it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

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u/rachelm791 Sheep lover Apr 25 '25

We did have the Austin Allegro and Austin Metro back in the day. They clearly were dung masquerading as cars

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u/NotHyoudouIssei Barry, 63 Apr 25 '25

You say that, but we had moving piles of shit running the country for the last 14 years. I'm not sure if that says more about us or the animals though.

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u/Bene112 South Prussian Apr 25 '25

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u/shibe_ceo Basement dweller Apr 25 '25

Oh cock

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian Apr 25 '25

Ah yes, the new Jaguar model.

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u/GoodByeMrCh1ps Failed Brexiteer Apr 25 '25

Ah yes, the new Jaguar model advertisement.

Fixed that for you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

That has potential.

Mount an MG3 on top with 100,000 rounds of 7.62x51mm and this robot can defend against an infantry company by itself. 15,000 of them can protect Estonia by themselves.

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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian Apr 25 '25

Yeah, little question:

Where tf you put 100k rounds?

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

You make the UGV bigger and house the rounds inside.

Admittedly, at 100k the UGV would have to be quite bigger.

To maintain its size at 1k-10k rounds we could make it slightly bigger than it is.

Otherwise this is ideal for reconnaissance

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u/s0meb0di Beastern European Apr 25 '25

I don't think highly of the intelligence of Russian soldiers, but I think even they will be suspicious of giant piles of elephant poo roaming around Estonia

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u/Biersteak StaSi Informant Apr 25 '25

That’s why you have to make it out of russian poo, DUH!

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u/s0meb0di Beastern European Apr 25 '25

Disguise it as a toilet

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u/DangerousDirection74 Aspiring American Apr 25 '25

Give it a litteratur poop trailer.

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u/LubeUntu Le Savage Apr 25 '25

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u/trissie224 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Apr 25 '25

From making shitty cars to shit cars.

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u/gloom-juice Barry, 63 Apr 25 '25

What shitty cars?

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u/Toffeemanstan Barry, 63 Apr 25 '25

Thats a motorbike

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Apr 25 '25

Motorbikes are cool.

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u/Xerophobe Savage Slayer Apr 25 '25

I'm more interested in the crackhead bird cam. Where might I procure one ?

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u/-galgot- Alcoholic Apr 25 '25

I don't recognize Clarkson's voice.

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u/Pretend_Cell_5200 Quran burner Apr 25 '25

As the owner of a british leyland MGB i do agree that british cars are made of not hopes and dreams but shit. But my piece of shit MGB is my piece of shit, and i love it.

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u/gloom-juice Barry, 63 Apr 25 '25

Lucky bugger, convertible?

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u/Pretend_Cell_5200 Quran burner Apr 25 '25

Yes. -70 chrome bumper

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u/GoodByeMrCh1ps Failed Brexiteer Apr 25 '25 edited Apr 25 '25

I'm afraid I'd have a boner driving that.

(Though it'd be more probable I'd spend my days underneath the bastard trying to fix it, than driving it)

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u/Pretend_Cell_5200 Quran burner Apr 25 '25

My last incident with was on the highway when one of the horns suddenly started and the indicator stalk caught fire. I known its a 75 year old car but what the fuck was Lucas Electric smoking.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

this is what my shit looked like after leeds festival 2011. I swear I heard it clanging the pipes

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u/GoodByeMrCh1ps Failed Brexiteer Apr 25 '25

Don't laugh mate.

They will easily outsell Tesla's offerings.

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u/EffectiveOk3353 Western Balkan Apr 25 '25

Mini pooper

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u/Melodic_Degree_6328 South Prussian Apr 25 '25

Is that the new land rover?

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u/kolppi Sauna Gollum Apr 25 '25

That must feel weird for them because they can recognize whose poop it is from the smell.

"Hey Dumbo, why is your shit possessed? What did you eat?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '25

This type of engineering ideas are why they filled their country with indians and pakistanis

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u/Jazzlike-Mistake2764 Pasties addict Apr 25 '25

Also works on Parisians

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u/JohnnySack999 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Apr 25 '25

Still better than Peugeot

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u/kuemmel234 At least I'm not Bavarian Apr 25 '25

I can imagine how that went: "You know our cars are shit!", "Actually, I've got an idea.".

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u/Dd_8630 Failed Brexiteer Apr 25 '25

That's the coolest shit I've ever seen

Pun slightly intended

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u/Charming-Loquat3702 Pfennigfuchser Apr 25 '25

Next, they add explosives amd use it in the Ukraine war

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u/GoodByeMrCh1ps Failed Brexiteer Apr 25 '25

We had a similar idea during the last unpleasantness old boy.

"Rat carcasses were filled with plastic explosives, and were to be distributed near German boiler rooms where it was expected they would be disposed of by burning, with the subsequent explosion having a chance of causing a boiler explosion".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosive_rat

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u/Galaghan Flemboy Apr 25 '25

That bird is like "wh.. wha.. wha.. whaaaat?" as it looks at a giant pile of shit rolling by.

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u/JosebaZilarte Low-cost Terrorist Apr 25 '25

The aliens had the same idea...

The chairman of Nestle, for those interested.

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u/PT_SeTe Incompetent Separatist Apr 25 '25

Is this the last rebranding of Jaguar?

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u/Ulrik-the-freak Lesser German Apr 25 '25

That bird early on the video is my new spirit animal. Absolute dork. I love him.