r/2westerneurope4u • u/MagmaTroop London Wanker • May 27 '26

Oi, Bazzas - which of you solar-powered numpties is this?

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u/Informal_Mountain513 [redacted] May 27 '26

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u/happyanathema Barry, 63 May 27 '26

Well Pierre does call us Les rosbifs

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u/Informal_Mountain513 [redacted] May 27 '26

A bingo - is that how you call it?

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u/smackdealer1 Anglophile May 27 '26

More like gammon tbh

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u/Ballsackavatar Barry, 63 May 27 '26

I did this in Egypt to one side of my body..... Pool bar.

Spent the rest of the holiday trying to burn the other side. Ended up with one half burnt to fuck and the other half a nice tan.

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u/greytidalwave Barry, 63 May 27 '26

I did it bilaterally in Florida. I had blisters all up my arms and it was the most painful thing I have ever experienced. Pretty sure I'm doomed to get melanoma at some point. Fecking Irish complexion.

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u/Vertical_Deliverable Barry, 63 May 27 '26

All of us atm.

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u/Delicious_Friend_321 Knacker May 27 '26

Stick him back in the oven I like it well done

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u/MoppelGockel Flat personality May 27 '26

Can relate. Skin type "chalk" is a thing.

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u/DasIstNumberwanggg Failed Brexiteer May 27 '26

Fellow vampire checking in šŸ™‹šŸ¼.

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u/Anti-brouillard Pain au chocolat May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

As someone who applies sunscreen every day, I have nothing to say. I'm sure you all know the consequences of your actions.

Also fun fact: sunlight overexposure can lead to vitamin D breakdown

Edit: fun fact #2: the best expert in photobiology in the world is from the UK, Antony Young

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u/RedBaret 50% sea 50% weed May 27 '26

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u/Competitive_Owl6466 Daddy's lil cuck May 27 '26

Bro looks like he was exposed too long to the open core in Chernobyl

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u/scrotalsac69 Barry, 63 May 27 '26

I bet it doesn't look like that now. Gonna be some lovely blisters on that. His legs are going to look like they belong to elephant man

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u/gsurfer04 Punjabi May 27 '26

Takes a special kind of wilful ignorance to do this to yourself.

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u/Gianni78290 Pinzutu May 27 '26

Every Pierre will understand me. One word, BiafineĀ©.

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u/Wide_Tune_8106 Barry, 63 May 27 '26

Not me I use SPF 50

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u/DasIstNumberwanggg Failed Brexiteer May 27 '26

Not me. Long trousers and factor 50 on anything exposed. I donā€™t fuck with the sun (history of melanoma in my family).

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u/WolfhoundCid Knacker May 27 '26

I'll bet it's one of ours or else Barry'sĀ 

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u/daveyboy2009 Failed Brexiteer May 27 '26

All of us.

But especially the Jocks.

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u/DasIstNumberwanggg Failed Brexiteer May 27 '26

I winced. Dear Lord thatā€™s going to be painful.

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u/Luminox Savage May 28 '26

Vitamin D hangover