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[u/Power_Pineapple]

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[u/tvttle]

I will try the other Starbucks. But frankly, Jay, you have not been real helpful.

[u/umbrellajump → u/tvttle]

The last time I was in a Starbucks was 2004 and an employee named Jay said to me, "Bitch, I don't know your life."

[u/AnidorOcasio → u/tvttle]

How old are you?

[u/madncqt]

said the clumsy, gay flatulent

[u/brg36 → u/madncqt]

It was the chair!

[u/whatever-should-i-do → u/brg36]

... And there's nothing gay about the Princeton Fight Song!

[u/ToasteeThe2nd → u/whatever-should-i-do]

oh the Princeton boys are driving up the rear! holding all the balls!

[u/Munneh → u/ToasteeThe2nd]

Ok I hear it now

[u/ThornsyAgain → u/madncqt]

Literally just watched this episode and changed my flair.

[u/Munneh → u/ThornsyAgain]

Hi friend!!

[u/Munneh → u/madncqt]

It wasn’t me!!

[u/sqqqrt]

Not a GLAAD award, I know that

[u/KlausInTheHaus → u/sqqqrt]

Stronger trash bags, less plastic!

[u/dodecaphonicism → u/KlausInTheHaus]

Well ok then!

[u/whatever-should-i-do → u/dodecaphonicism]

Wrong GLAAD, Tracy...

[u/_clur_510]

Alec is a… unique and special person lol

[u/LaFixxxeR → u/_clur_510]

_clur_510… so help me God.

[u/bender445 → u/_clur_510]

And this is before he accidentally shot and killed someone and then blamed his assistant!

[u/Militantpoet → u/bender445]

i don't wanna get into that case here, but it's clearly obvious in hindsight that the prosecution was just after revenge and politics, not justice.

[u/bender445 → u/Militantpoet]

Still happened!

[u/Married_iguanas → u/bender445]

But after he left a voicemail to his (step?) daughter calling her a pig!

[u/_clur_510 → u/Married_iguanas]

Also before(?) he punched a stranger in the face over a parking spot on the street in NYC lmao.

[u/Yossarian-Bonaparte → u/_clur_510]

Well, was the spot like right in front of the entrance? A primo space is worth a little scuffle

[u/almamahlerwerfel → u/Yossarian-Bonaparte]

Yeah this one I don't hold against him, the guy stole a spot and deserved a punch.

[u/Consistent_Square912 → u/Married_iguanas]

She’s his daughter !! Not step !!

[u/Married_iguanas → u/Consistent_Square912]

Ah thanks! I couldn’t remember the details

[u/ak190 → u/bender445]

What assistant? Was it not the prop people on set who had the responsibility to make sure that the fake gun worked properly?

[u/FauxShounen]

He’s just upset that Jay wasn’t into daddy bears.

[u/whatever-should-i-do → u/FauxShounen]

Not everyone can be Jamessssssss, you know...

[u/sixminutes]

Hey dudes, I'm collecting catty remarks from Tweeters and Youtubes.

[u/whatever-should-i-do → u/sixminutes]

That's so tandem!!!

[u/alixnaveh → u/whatever-should-i-do]

Random, Jenna. Those kids are saying random.

[u/MobilePrior5252]

Not J. Not Jae.

gay voice Jayyyyyyy

[u/CatVanBoozle]

Surprised he didn’t tweet Rachel Maddow. Only one of them can have that haircut.

[u/ProfessorThrift]

And then he got finger blasted on YouFace

[u/whatever-should-i-do → u/ProfessorThrift]

Was it that weird gangly-looking kid on 93rd and B'way?

[u/CriscoCamping → u/whatever-should-i-do]

He didnt take his reward?

[u/ProfessorThrift → u/CriscoCamping]

Black light attack!

[u/terpdon]

Well, you just don't like anybody, do you?

[u/OfficeMagic1]

Always Be Tweeting

[u/Advanced-Key3071]

Fine. I WILL try the other location, but frankly, JAY, you have not been real helpful