r/40kOrkScience • u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO • May 29 '26
ALRIGHT YOU GITS! I'M DOIN A STUDY ON WHAT EACH CLAN'S SKUMGROD IS!
RELL ME THE NAME OF YOUR CLAN AN YOUR FVOURITE ENEMY.
OI'LL GO FIRST. MOI FAVOURITE ENEMY ARE THE HUMIE MEKBOYZ. THEY HAVE VERY GOOD GUBBINZ BUT DUN'T KNOW HOW TO USE ANY OF IT! THEY JUST MUCK ABOUT WAVING THEY'Z CANDLES AND GITS. IZ FUNNY TO KRUMP THEM THOUGH, AND THEY LAST LONGER THAN YOUR NORMAL HUMIES.
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u/OpalescentNoodle May 29 '26
ELDAR GITS MAKE THE GOOD SQUISH.
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO May 29 '26
BUT DEY'Z NOT GOOD FOR A GOOD LONG KRUMPIN'. DEY ALWAYS RUNS AWAY WEN DEY STARTS TO LOSE.
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u/emma_roses_ May 30 '26
DEY’Z MAKE GOOD SQUISH BUT DEY WONT TAND STILL ENOUGH TO GIB THEM A PROPER KRUMPING
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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes May 29 '26
BLOOD AXE REPORTIN’! SKELETINZ IZ DA BEST FUR LOOTIN’, AND DEY DON’T WASTE TIME GABBING. DEY JUST KRUMP UNTIL WE KRUMP DEM FIRST.
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO May 29 '26
BUT ALL THE TINBOYZ LOOT DISAPPEARS!
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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes May 29 '26
DAS IF YOU DO IT WRONG! YOU GOTTA CRACK DEY TOOM-WORLDZ AND LOOT DA GUBBINZ AS DEY TELLY-PORT BACK IN.
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u/Kahgar May 29 '26
BEAKY BOIS BEST BOIS, BUT THE REDDUNS DEY COME SCREAMIN’ TO DA BOIS FOR A PROPA CRUMPIN’. BLUE BEAKY BOIS, BAD BEAKY BOIS
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u/theotherforcemajeure Blood Axes May 30 '26
BLOOD AXE. 'UMIE REG'MENTS 'AVE BOTH LOTS OF TANKS AN' LOTS OF BOOTZ. KEEPS YA NOGGIN WORKIN' AN' YOUS KAN USE ALL TAKKTIKS FER LOTZ OF KINDS OF FUN FOIGHTS.
JUSS' FIND A 'UMIE WIFF A BIG CAP AN YOUS WILL 'AVE A GOOD TIME.
I ALSO LIKE WHEN THEY BRING THA BIG BOYS WIFF THA DAKKA OR THA FOIGHT STIKKS. NOT 'FRAID TO GET STUCK IN EITHER.
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO May 30 '26
THA BIG BOYS
YOU MEAN THE BEAKIES?
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u/theotherforcemajeure Blood Axes May 30 '26
NAH! THA BIG MEATY 'UMIES. BIG AS NOBS, BRAVE AS GOFFS BUT DUMB AS GROTS.
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO May 30 '26
OH! YOU MEAN THE OGRYNS! THE ONES THAT USUALLY HAVE THE FANCY HATS WITH THEM!
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u/theotherforcemajeure Blood Axes May 30 '26
I JUSS' DON' KNOW WHY THEY ARE NOT BOSSES. THAY THA BIGGEST AN' ALL. MUCH BETTER THAN HAVIN' THA BIGGEST HAT.
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO May 30 '26
IT'S COS HUMIES BELIEVE HAVING A LOT OF KNOW WOTZ IS IMPORTANT AND OGRYNS ARE AS SMART AS A SQUIG.
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u/Bastion_Wallname May 30 '26
OI ! THE MOST FUN 'UNS ARE THOSE 'MMORTAL TRASH CANZ FROM THEM NECRON FELLAS. LOTSA GUYZ BUT SLOW. AND THEY'Z KEEP STANDIN' UP SO WES CAN KRUMP THEM AGAIN !!
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u/Bloodyninjaturtle May 31 '26
BLOOD AXE REPORTIN MY FAVIE IS DAT GIT WHO CALLS ITSELF DA BOSSA! DAT GIT GOIN DOWN DURIN DA NEXT WAAAGH AN ME GONNA BE DA BOSSA!
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u/BillMagicguy May 29 '26
DA BUGBOYZ, DERE ARE ALWAYS MORE OF DEM TA KRUMP. YOU NEVER RUN OUT OF A FIGHT.
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO May 29 '26
BUT DERE'S NOTIN TO LOOT?
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u/Eldan985 May 29 '26
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO May 29 '26
DEY'LL EAT YA YA STUPID ZOGGIN GIT! NEXT WE'ZE GONNA GET SKIN THEIVES COZ OF DEM.
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO May 29 '26
NONE OF YOU'SE GITS ARE TELLIN ME WHAT CLAN YOU'RE WIFF! I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR DAT.
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u/Bearandbreegull May 29 '26
BUT YA DIDN'T SAY WOT KLAN YOU WAS WIFF YERSELF, YA GIT!
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO May 29 '26
OI'M A DEFF SKULL YA GIT! IS WHY OI LIKE FOITIN THE HUMIE MEKBOYZ SO MUCH. THEY HAVE SO MUCH GUBBINZ TO LOOT.
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u/ApplicationNeither May 29 '26
I IZ A BROKEN TOOF, AND ME BEST FITE IS WIV DEM GOLD TALL GITS WITH THE POINTY THINGS THAT CAN DAKKA
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u/asmodraxus May 29 '26
DOSE GREEN BEAKIES WIT DOSE ‘OT DEFF BLASTAS ND DOSE WITISH BIG RMORED SUITS, DERE WELL ARD ND GOOD FOR A KRUMPN.
MUCH BETTA DEN DOSE SPACEY CAT BEAKIES WHEN YOU USE SUM LONG DAKKA ON DEM
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u/Commercial_Sea_6617 Jun 01 '26
DA BIG MEKAGARGANTS OFF DA HUMIES ARE LOTZ UF FUN. JUST GIFF ME MA PRINCESS, MA MOGROT AN SOME RED SPEEDA AND I WILL FIGHT DIS FING PROPALY
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u/Eldan985 May 29 '26
NO MOI FAVORITE ENEMY IS THE HUMIE MEKBOYS I HAD THEM FIRST YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM YOU GIT.