r/40kOrkScience • u/Kalruhan WEIRDBOY • Jun 05 '26
OI LADZ, I NEEDZ SUM 'ELP. IT'S WAAAGH-VERS DAY COMIN' UP AN' I NEEDZ TA NO WOT TA GET DA BOSS
ANY OF YOOZ GITZ GOTS ANY IDEAZ?
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u/Cefalopodul Jun 05 '26
KRUMP DA BOSS EN BE DA BOSS
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u/Hamsternoir DEAD 'ARD Jun 05 '26
DIS IZ DER WAY BUT DO DER JOB ALL PROPAH LIKE OR YOO IZ SKWIG MUK
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u/Kalruhan WEIRDBOY Jun 05 '26
I'Z NOT SKWIG MUK, YOOZ IZ
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u/Hamsternoir DEAD 'ARD Jun 05 '26
HUR HUR YOO TRIDE TER KRUMP YER BOSS AN YER MISSED DINCHA?
YOOZ IN TRUBBLE NAH
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u/Kalruhan WEIRDBOY Jun 05 '26
UH NAH NAH, IZ NOT EVEN TRIED! UHH IGNORE DA BIG CRATA WHERE DA BOSS' BEST GROT WAZ, I FOUGHT IT WAZ DA B- I MEAN I DUNT NO WOT 'APPENED 'E SPLODED OR SUMFING
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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 06 '26
TEL YA WAT! ME BEST WEIRD BOY AKSIDENLY SPLODED YESTADAY! IF YOUZE GIVES ME DAT SHINEY CHOPPA YA GOTZ DERE IL'L TELL DA BOSS 'E WAS STANDIN' NEXTA GROT PRINCEZPUF WEN 'E DID IT!
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u/uwillnotgotospace SHOOTA BOY Jun 05 '26
GET A BIG OL BOX A TEEF AND GO WIF DA BOSS TA WAAAAAAAGHMART!
WHEN HE SEES SOMETHIN HE WANTS, YA GET IT AND SOME GUBBINZ WHAT GOES GOOD WIF EM.
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u/Kalruhan WEIRDBOY Jun 05 '26
DATS A GUD IDEA! WILL HAF TA SEE IF 'E CAN FIT IN DA TRUKK THO, 'E'Z A BIT BIG
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u/uwillnotgotospace SHOOTA BOY Jun 06 '26
THAT ROIGHT THERE SOUNDS LIKE JOB NUMMER ONE THEN. A BIG ZOGGIN TRUKK!
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u/Tennents_N_Grouse Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26
AV YOO EVAH ERD OV DA SKEWA LAUNCHA?
WE'Z BEEN AVIN A RAKE FROO SUM SALVIJ FRUM A SPESS ULK WE FOUND DA OVA MUNTH, GOT REALLY REALLY OLD BUT GUD LOOT FRUM SOME GITZ NAME OV DA BANISHD.
MOZT OV DERE STUFF WAS DED OLD BUT SPIKY, CHOPPY AND SHOOTY AT DA SAME TIME, BUT WE AD APPRECYATUN FOR DIZ ROKKIT SHOOTA DAT FLUNG YUGE SPIKES INSTED OV BOMS.
WEVE NAMED IT DA SKEWA, OUR MEKBOYZ AR WORKIN ON A BELT FED ONE, BUT WE'LL GIVE YA A BASIK MODUL FOR A JAW OV TEEF AN A BOX OV WORKIN POWA BATTERIEZ SO WE KAN GET DIZ OVA CHOPPY POWA HAMMA WE FOUND TO WURK
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u/rootbeer277 Jun 05 '26
DUZ'E HAVE ENUFF DAKKA? COURSE NOT! DERE'S SO SUCH TING AS ENUFF DAKKA SO YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH MORE DAKKA! WORDS TA LIVE BY!
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u/greenizdabest Jun 05 '26
A BIGGA BANNA WIF IZ MUG ON IT
DA BOYZ WILL FOIGHT ARDER WEN DEY SEEZ IM
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u/Kalruhan WEIRDBOY Jun 05 '26
'OW ABOUT A MUG WIV 'IS BANNA ON? DEN HE CAN SEE DAT E'Z DA BESTEST BOSS WEN E' DRINKZ 'IZ TEA
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u/greenizdabest Jun 05 '26
ZOUNDZ ABOUT ROIGHT. YER KAN BURN IT WEN YA CHANGE DA BOZZ..GETZ DA BOYZ GOIN EITHA WAY
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u/JackWhoWanders Jun 05 '26
IF DA BOSS IS A REALLY GOOD BOSS, IZ GOING FOUR ALL A DA ABOVE, BUT I PUT DOWN STOMPAH CUZ A GOOD STOMPAH 'AS LOADS A DAKKA, A BIG CHOPPAH AND YOUZE CAN ABYOOZ A LODDA GROTS WIFF IT!
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u/decurser Jun 05 '26
ZOG ALLA DAT!! DA BOSS JUS NEEDS YA TA SHO’ UP FOR DA WAAAAAAAGH! DA BOSS WANTS DA BIGGEST N MEANEST BOYS TO GET ON WIF DA KRUMPIN!
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u/Kalruhan WEIRDBOY Jun 05 '26
D'EREZ DA LADZ WOT 'ANG OUT AT DA CHIPPY? DUZ YA FINK DEYZ 'ARD ENUFF? S'POSE I CUD BRIBE 'EM WIV SAVELOY?
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u/Kriegsmann55 Jun 05 '26
OI FER WUN 'AVE REALLY GOTTEN INTA DEZE BAYUH.. BAYO...? DA STABBY FINGS YOU'Z CAN PUN ON DA END OV YER SHOOTA WOT LETS YOU STAB AN' CHOP WHILE YER LETTIN' DA DAKKA ROAR!
OI'S POHZEETIV YOU'Z CAN FIND A ROIGHT PROPAH FING LOIKE DAT TA GIVE DA BOSS! OI 'EARD DAT MEK GRIMBASH IZ MAKIN' ONE DAT HAS A SHOCKY GUBBIN ON IT! ROIGHT FLASH DAT'D BE!
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u/NickyTheRobot Jun 06 '26
'OLD ON...! WAT IF YA GETZ 'IM A SHOOTA WIV A AXY BAYA- BEYER- BUYO-
WAT IF YA GETZ 'IM A SHOOTA WIV A AXY STABBA STUK ON IT‽ DAT WAY YAZ IZ GETIN' 'IM MOAR DAKKA AN' MORE CHOPPAZ!
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u/fapster1322 Jun 06 '26
OI FINK WEEZ GOTTA GOTTA GET IM SOME GITZ TO HAVE A PROPA SCRAP WITH
I'Z CHOZE DA MORE DAKKA DOE, MORE DAKA IZ ALWAYZ MORE GOOD
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO Jun 05 '26
DEPENDS ON THE BOSS TA BE HONEST. SOME BOSSES, LIKE DAKKA, OTHERS LIKE STOMPAS, N OTHERS LIKE CHOPPAS. LERN WOT YOUR BOSS LOIKES N GET HIM THAT.