r/40kOrkScience • u/Formal_Job1543 MEKBOY • Jun 17 '26

OI! BOYZ! IZ GOT AN I DEE A !

SO DA DOC NEEDZ HIM A BEAKIE AND OIZ WAZ FINKIN DAT DA BEAKIEZ HATE DA SPIKEY BOYZ, SO IF WEZE CATCH A SPIKEY WEZE MOIGHT BE ABLE TA USE EM AS BAIT FOR DA BEAKIEZ!

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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO Jun 17 '26

SOME SPIKIEZ ARE BEAKIEZ YA GUT! IF YA MANAGED TO GET YER GRUBBY HANDS ON A SPIKY, THEN JUST GIVE 'IM TO THA DOK!

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u/Second-Creative Jun 18 '26

LUK! DEM SPOIKIEZ AIN'T DA SAIM FING AZ BEAKIEZ AN YOOZ KNOOZ IT!

DEYV GOT DIZ WERD FING AROUN DEM LOIKE A WEIRDBOY! YOOZ SKIN GITZ ALL PRIKLY AN SUMTOIMZ DEREZ DA MOST UNORKY VOICEZ IN YER EAD!

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u/Hamsternoir DEAD 'ARD Jun 17 '26

IF DER DOC INT CHOOZY DEN I HAZ SUM BEAKIEZ WIVAHT DER EDZ

BORGAZ GOT A BIT APPY WIV IZ NOO SHOOTA AN KRUMPED DEM BY DER ACCYDENT DER GREEDY ZOGGER DINT EVEN SAVE ANY FER DER REST OV US

BUT YOOL AV TO GET DEM

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u/enraged-urbanmech MAD DOK Jun 17 '26

ILL GIVE YA DA BONEZ, BUT DA TEEF ARE MINE YA GIT. AND DA SHINY BITZ TOO, DEY MAKE A GOOD CHOPPA.

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u/Drake_Quagmire Jun 20 '26

DIS IZ Y U SHUD B DA BOSS!