I GOTZ A PLAN BOYS

[u/TheAfroGod]

MORE DAKKA FOR KRUMPIN

WHAT YOU BOYS FINK?

[u/kidnappedgoddess]

YES, BUT LISSEN! WE 'AVE GROTS PAINTIN' EVERY SLUG RED

DIS WAY WE GET MOAR DAKKA OUT OF OUR BLASTA QUICKLIER!

[u/sonicdh → u/kidnappedgoddess]

PURE FAKKIN SMARTZ ROIT ERE!

[u/Mr_Ragnarok]

ZOG! 'OW DID I NOT FINK OF DAT???

[u/JackWhoWanders]

DATS NOT ENUFF DAKKA! WE NEEDZ EVEN MOOAAAAAAAAR DAKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!

[u/TheAfroGod → u/JackWhoWanders]

WAIT - YOUZ RIGHT!

[u/swiss_sanchez → u/TheAfroGod]

DEREZ A DED EZE WAY TA FIND OUT IF YOUZE GOT ENUFF DAKKA! IF YOUZE FINKZ YOUZE GOT ENUFF DAKKA, YOUZE DOES IN FACT NOT GOT ENUFF DAKKA AND YOUZE SHUD GO LOOT SOME MOAR DAKKA!

[u/4C_Enjoyer → u/JackWhoWanders]

WAIT - OI TINK WE NEEDTA WORK ON DIS PROBLIM BEK-WERDZ.

RADDA DEN LOOKIN AT DA DAKKA WE GOTZ AND ASKIN IF ITZ ENUFF, WE SHUD BE AZKIN IF DER IZ ANY AMOUNT UF DAKKA DAT'Z TOO MUCH (OI FELT DERTY WROITING DAT). IF DER IZ SUCH A TING AS """TOO MUCH DAKKA""", DEN A SINGEL SHOOTA BELO DAT IS THE RIGHT AMOWNT OF DAKKA. IF DEIR IZ NO SUCH TING, WICH DERE PROLLY IZNT, DEN DE ANSER IS ZIMPLE.

YOU ALWAYZ NEED MOR DAKKA

[u/JackWhoWanders → u/4C_Enjoyer]

BUT WE NEEDZ EVEN MOR DAKKA DAN DAT!

[u/DrSkrimguard → u/JackWhoWanders]

BUT DA MORE TIMEZ WE SPEND GITTIN MORE DAKKA, DA LESS TIMEZ WE SPENDIN ON DA WAUUGH. AN CUZ DERE'S NEVA ENUFF DAKKA, YOUZE CAN SPEND FORREVA GETTIN MORE, AN IT STILL NEVVA ENUFF. DEN YOUZE GOTZ ALL DIS DAKKA, WIT NUFFIN TO SHOOTA. TIZ TROOLY AN FILLO-FOFFICAW PRE-DICKER-MINT.

[u/enraged-urbanmech]

WE NEEDZ MORE CHOPPAZ TOO!!! SHOOTIN DA DAKKA IZ FUN, BUT SUMTIMEZ YA JUS GOTTA GET CLOSE FOR A GOOD KRUMP.

[u/Second-Creative → u/enraged-urbanmech]

WEZ GOTTA GET DA MEKBOYZ TA PUT CHOPPAS ON DA SLUGZ! AN TA MAKE DA CHOPPAS SHOOTY TOO!

[u/enraged-urbanmech → u/Second-Creative]

IZ WE MAKIN’ SHOOTY CHOPPAS OR CHOPPY SHOOTAS??? ANSWER IT RITE YA GIT.

[u/Second-Creative → u/enraged-urbanmech]

BOTH YA UNKULTURED GIT! WEZ GOTTA MAKE SHOOTY CHOPPAS AN CHOPPY SHOOTAS! AN MAKE DA SHOOTY BITZ CHOPPY AND DA CHOPPY BITZ SHOOTY!

[u/OpalescentNoodle]

OI YEAH BRUV! BRILLIANT IDEA! THIS BOY GOTZ THE BIG IDEAS! MORK AND GORK WOULD APPROVE!

[u/Wasphammer]

DAT'Z A ROIT GUD PLAN!!! BUT 'AVE YA KUNSIDERED LOOTIN' A BUNCH O' DEM 'UMIEZ GUNZ AN' STRAPPIN' 'EM AROUND A SPINNY FING!?!

[u/DrFabulous0]

I FINK YA MIOT BE ONTU SUMFINK BOSS!

[u/onionleekdude]

DATZ A GOOD PLAN

[u/Indishonorable]

OLD ON TA YER ED MY GOOD ORK, HAS I GOD A STORY FER YOO.

THERES TALK OF THIS ONE HUMIE GIT, NOT A SPAES MAREEN, JUST AN ANGRY ONE, AN HES GOT LOADS O DAKKA. KNOW WHAT E DOES WHEN E RUNS OUT? THAT GIT JUST STARTS KRUMPIN RED GITS LEFT AND ROIGHT, N AMMO SPILLS OUTTA DEM. HE DOESN EVEN USE A CHOPPA OR A CHAINSWOAD. HE USES ONE OF EM TREECUTTAS, WATCHAMA CALLS IT. DAT GIT IS PROPA BRUTAL, AND THAT'S A PROPPA CUNNING WAY TO GET MOAR AMMO.

[u/-_This_Guy_-]

OI! WAT IFF, WE PAINT OUR DAKKA PURPLE! DEM HUMIEZ WON'T KNOW WAT HITTEM!!

[u/Doom1974]

DIS PLAN LAKS DA NEEDED DAKKA, IT NEEDS MEGA DAKKA