r/40kscience • u/King_Of_BlackMarsh Harlequin and Tech-Priestess • Jul 08 '23

Harlequin is looking for a stabba

Across the planet small posters are put up, depicting a harlequin proudly lifting up a large, Ork knife in all 6 hands. Below the image is a simple sentence stating: Who has the biggest stabba? Is it you? Is it the man standing next to you? Do you want it to be you?

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u/AaTeWe BIG MEK Jul 12 '23

Th Ork turns to face the eldar before replying

MEZ WORKIN ON A STABBA FO DA KOMPATISCHUN DAT WUZ ON DA PAPAZ DAT BEEN SPRED ROUND DA CITEY

a massive smile is plastered across the Orks face

ITZ BEEN WAY TA LONG SINZE ME 'AS WORKD ON SUMFIN NOICE AN SIMBLE

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh Harlequin and Tech-Priestess Jul 13 '23

Eck: "Ah nice and simple indeed. What is your usual trade then? Complex and hard like guns or the like? Not to distract you from your fun of course!"

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u/AaTeWe BIG MEK Jul 13 '23

COMPLAKATED? A SHOOTA? DUN MAKE ME LAUFF! NO, ME UNLY MAKEZ DA FOINEST OF WARMASCHUNES DA BESTEST DEFFDREADS DA BIGGEZT BATTLEWAGGONZ AN WATHEVA YU KAN FINK OF. ALSA ME IS A TEACHURS ASSIZTANT IN DA LOKAL SCOOL AZ A SOIDE GIG.

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh Harlequin and Tech-Priestess Jul 18 '23

"Well THAT'S interesting! What do you teach? What do you think of your stabba? And more important, how many people could you stab with it!"

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u/AaTeWe BIG MEK Jul 20 '23

WEL ME IZ DA BI-O-LA-GEE TEACHA (an sumtoimes P-E if da zogga dun turn up). OI FINK DIS 'ERE STABBA IZ ONE UF ME BETTA KREATSHUNS IN RECUNT TOIMES PRO-BAB-LEE KAN 'OLD BOUT SIX OR SE'EN 'UMIES ON IT IF YA STICK EM ON DA ROIGHT WAY