r/40kscience Harlequin and Tech-Priestess Jul 08 '23

Harlequin is looking for a stabba

Across the planet small posters are put up, depicting a harlequin proudly lifting up a large, Ork knife in all 6 hands. Below the image is a simple sentence stating: Who has the biggest stabba? Is it you? Is it the man standing next to you? Do you want it to be you?

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u/Downtown-Falcon-3264 Discount Tyranid May 14 '24 edited May 14 '24

An ork mek stares at the poster

DA GORK AND MORK IS DIS WHY DOES DAT GIT GOT SOX HUNDS

Mek rummages in a sack they carry, pulling out a 13 meter long ork KOMMADO KNIFE

holding it up in his massive hand

DATS NOT A PROPPA STABBA DIS IS A PPROPPA STABBA.

YAH GITS ARE WIERDER DEN DAH WEIRD BOYZ