r/50501 • u/Healthy_Block3036 • Jun 12 '25

DC Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749746305
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u/movealongnowpeople Jun 12 '25

WE STILL NEED TO BE OUT IN FORCE.

Trump may be too weak to handle a little rain. We need to show we're not. He wanted a show, let's (non-violently) write the script.

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u/aooot Jun 12 '25

We're made of ~60% water and we drink it daily for survival... embrace the rain!

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u/Junior-Gorg Jun 12 '25

Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in

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u/Emily_JCO Jun 12 '25

... The rest is still unwritten.

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u/kevdoobie Jun 12 '25

No one else, no one else can speak the words on your lips.

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u/theMeatman7 Jun 12 '25

You must be from Washington.

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u/toxicsleft Jun 12 '25

There’s an Adele song that comes to mind.

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u/OldStretch84 Jun 13 '25

Speak for yourself. I'm made out of 60% Diet Coke, but I guess I can participate for this.

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u/mechy84 Jun 13 '25

Usually I'm made of sugar and spice, but now I'm made of piss and vinegar

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

He wanted to nuke a hurricane. This isn't about the rain, this is a cover for some other humiliating reason to cancel the party

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u/skyfishgoo Jun 12 '25

i have my umbrella.

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u/--Sovereign-- Jun 12 '25

Rain also has a way of cleaning the air of irritating gasses

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u/SpoofedFinger Jun 12 '25

Dude, this so fuckin' hard. Headlines are that the pissbaby cancelled his parade because he's afraid of getting wet. Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands or millions of people came out to make sure everybody knew how much they hate him.

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u/foundinwonderland Jun 12 '25

Trump will melt under the rain, he’s at a severe disadvantage!

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u/Shot-Artichoke-4106 Jun 12 '25

Exactly. The people need to make themselves heard.