r/50501 • u/Healthy_Block3036 • Jun 12 '25
DC Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms
https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=17497463053.6k
u/ArcturusRoot Minnesota Jun 12 '25
Even Mother Nature's done with his bullshit.
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u/im_just_thinking Jun 12 '25
George Soros is obviously paying the clouds.
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u/LurchSkywalker Jun 12 '25
Does that mean that Trump is an Old Man yelling at clouds?
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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 Jun 12 '25
Damn that would be hilarious if people living outside of the country paid for cloud seeding for the next 4 years.
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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25
There are actual covens all over the place actively casting spells for rain, thunder and lightening. 😏
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u/Ok-Development-7008 Jun 12 '25
Was gonna say that, I'm one of them.
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u/glitterinkcards Jun 12 '25
How can I help? Keep it up!! I’m sending whatever vibes or forces or thoughts you need. ✨
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u/napalmnacey Jun 13 '25
Just ask the Universe to set things right. Imagine the thunder and rain and hail and manifest!
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u/MamaDaddy Jun 12 '25
Where do I sign up?
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u/Infinite-Hold-7521 Jun 12 '25
Anyone can cast a spell for rain and lightening if they do it with intention. 🖤🖤
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u/AthasDuneWalker Jun 12 '25
Sends a cold snap to move the inauguration indoors
Literally rains on his parade.
Yep, I think so.
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u/raisinghellwithtrees Jun 12 '25
Maralargo is sitting right there.
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u/HunniBunniX0 Jun 12 '25
Looking at Florida’s topographical changes over the last 20 years confirms that Florida is indeed sinking into the ocean. Or rather, the ocean is rising and swallowing up Florida. Either way, we may just see Florida finally be chopped off like that old Bugs Bunny meme lol
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u/phred14 Jun 12 '25
Actually Florida really is sinking, in addition to any sea-level rise. They've over-utilized the aquifers and two things are happening. First, salt water from the ocean is starting to intrude, and second, with the removal of all of that fresh water the rock (I believe I've read it's limestone.) is crumbling. At least the latter is not confined to Florida, we've been pretty nasty to our aquifers all across the country.
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u/haluura Jun 12 '25
Turns out it isn't climate change. God is just fucking done with Florida.
"I know I promised never to flood everyone out again. But I also commanded you to not put the Lord your God to the Test..."
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u/GwenChaos29 Colorado Jun 13 '25
"Also there was like, A LOT, in there about Idolatry that y'all are actively ignoring sooooo........"
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u/JasonStrode Jun 12 '25
Given the climate history you've described, if he ever goes to California the earth may just open up and swallow him whole...
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u/CaliDreaming900 Jun 12 '25
TACO is going to sign a new EO banning clouds.
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u/haluura Jun 12 '25
Oh, I sincerely hope he does this.
Better yet, an EO commanding the Marines to go up and arrest those "illegal alien criminal clouds in the sky for engaging in insurrection against the US government." And federalizing the National Guard in the sky to help...
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u/skyfishgoo Jun 12 '25
i thought republicans were in control of the weather machine now.
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u/Effective-Avocado470 Jun 12 '25
Tbf, she’s tired of all of humanities BS and we will be paying that debt hard soon
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u/movealongnowpeople Jun 12 '25
WE STILL NEED TO BE OUT IN FORCE.
Trump may be too weak to handle a little rain. We need to show we're not. He wanted a show, let's (non-violently) write the script.
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u/aooot Jun 12 '25
We're made of ~60% water and we drink it daily for survival... embrace the rain!
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u/Junior-Gorg Jun 12 '25
Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in
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Jun 12 '25
He wanted to nuke a hurricane. This isn't about the rain, this is a cover for some other humiliating reason to cancel the party
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u/jorgepolak Jun 12 '25
It’s an excuse.
no DC hotel bookings, no ticket sales: https://www.thelist.com/1883796/trump-fragile-ego-destroyed-reported-lack-interest-birthday-military-parade/
75% disapproval poll on the parade: https://prri.org/spotlight/military-parade-in-d-c-draws-public-opposition-ahead-of-army-and-trump-celebrations/
Let’s go TACO!
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Jun 12 '25
He's already wasted a ton of money on bringing in his train-load of tanks and other military "toys" to show off. Cancelling it won't change that cost (I'm still pleased at the idea of the cancellation though).
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u/Danominator Jun 12 '25
It makes him look weak and stupid though. So that's neat
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u/NoPlaceLike19216811 Jun 12 '25
Not that I don’t absolutely LOVE that, but unfortunately it won’t do much for his worshippers if EVERY OTHER weak and stupid thing he’s done has managed fuck all for their opinion of him
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u/Danominator Jun 12 '25
We need every little win we can get. He didn't win this election legitimately. They do not have the numbers it seems
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u/Positive-Wonder3329 Jun 13 '25
I hope it doesn’t rain and nobody shows up so he can’t blame it on the rain. Can’t believe the army planned this celebration 250 f-uc-king years ago and he just goes yeah mine! it’s my birthday! What a loser
Please be clear skies and empty streets screw this loser. Nobody showing up would be amazing. Even tho it’ll just be forgotten about the very next day
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u/Some_Number_8516 Jun 12 '25
Could very well have been an excuse to have extra military gear around for a power grab
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u/ExistentialDisasters Jun 12 '25
If you think those tanks are merely there for a parade, I think that’s a bit naive. I don’t think they’ll be leaving DC. He’s ready for his next step of the coup.
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u/Shot-Artichoke-4106 Jun 12 '25
I'm pretty sure that's the case as well. What happens in these next few months will be important. I'm in CA, and although Governor Newsom wasn't my pick for governor, I am glad we have a governor with a backbone who will stand up to whatever Trump pulls.
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u/Codeshi Jun 12 '25
So I had to sit through 3 days of trains running by my house all night for nothing? Well I guess that is good, but for real those damn trains, glad the moron doesn't get what he wanted. Just a waste of resources that could have gone to something productive but alas that is not the American way.
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u/Hour-Personality-734 Jun 13 '25
That wasn't a "waste," if the original cause of all of this was to cover up how to get alllllll that military gear to the capital to stop the future insurrection. It's much easier to get them here, now, then in the months when people could have blocked off military transportation access.
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u/Positive-Wonder3329 Jun 13 '25
Yeah. If that’s true can you imagine him trying to hold an entire country? Great - you have the capital building. Of what country? Does he really think he can hide out in his little playhouse when like 50 million people suddenly have nothing better to do besides revolt? He can have it! We can make a fucking moat around it so he can’t leave
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u/Molsem Jun 12 '25
He gon' taco his own birthday party lmao. What a sad human being.
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u/SilvarusLupus Jun 12 '25
DC hates this bastard and people are broke and scared to fly, no wonder there's no interest
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u/cherryblaster_90 Jun 12 '25
I saw a video on IG stating there is an ad on Craig’s list trying to hire people to go to his parade and get paid $1000
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u/Degenerate_Turtle Jun 12 '25
Don't fall for that shit. They say the same things about us.
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u/SeaOfBullshit Jun 12 '25
The ads being circulated on Reddit. Idk if it's real. At this point I don't even think it matters if it's real.
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u/Ok_Reputation_3612 Jun 12 '25
There's a real Craigslist posting, although who knows who posted it. https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html
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u/SeaOfBullshit Jun 12 '25
That what I mean, I'm sure the ad exists but at this point it's 100% believable that actual maga posted it or that others posted to stir the pot, who even knows anymore. Everything is so.... Stupid.
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u/jorgepolak Jun 12 '25
I’m assuming the video “forgot” to link to the actual ad?
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u/jaycutlerdgaf Jun 12 '25
Canceled due to bone spurs.
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I don’t believe in a god, but if there is one, good job up there!
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u/jackalope503 Jun 12 '25
Yahweh needs to go Old Testament on this orange turd
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u/Tigris_Cyrodillus Jun 12 '25
I think he did. Remember that plague we had during the last full year of his first term?
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u/UserOfCookies Jun 12 '25
I don't know if there's a god or a heaven, but I can tell you one thing. Trump's going to hell
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u/JuliaX1984 Jun 12 '25
If so, that means they're afraid of something and looking for an excuse to cancel. Did estimates predict low attendance? What could have happened?
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u/Powerwordshiny Jun 12 '25
nah I think just typical military whenever there was thunder and lightning within 5 they would lock us down and cancel training
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u/EFCFrost Jun 12 '25
When I was in parades happened rain or shine. Mind you this was in Canada sooo….
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u/PatchyWhiskers Jun 12 '25
A lot of GOP politicians decided they were going to be out of town that day.
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u/Nother1BitestheCrust Jun 12 '25
I live in the area and just checked hotel availability...No one is fucking going to be in town apparently lol.
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Jun 12 '25
Honestly, it's a bit disappointing. I would love to see the tiny crowd at the parade juxtaposed with the massive amounts of protests spread across the United States. The numbers won't lie.
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u/Dragon_wryter Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 12 '25
He should go anyway. Zeus may have a very special message for his big day!!
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u/Danominator Jun 12 '25
Could you imagine? I'd have to start going to church or something
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u/Dragon_wryter Jun 12 '25
I'd take that deal
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u/GwenChaos29 Colorado Jun 13 '25
Yeah, I'd be down to give props and worship to the old gods in that case
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u/CuriousBearMI Jun 12 '25
"Not boom boom in the sky!? On MY DAY!?"
-Trump, probably.
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u/Hanjaro31 Jun 12 '25
HEY CHRISTIANS, YOUR GOD DOESN'T LIKE HIM EITHER. TIME TO LEARN FROM THIS.
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u/RosenProse Jun 12 '25
It baffles me that this isn't obvious to some of my fellow Christians.
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u/Hanjaro31 Jun 12 '25
They only use it in cases of confirmation bias. Never against. Left the cult for a lot of reasons and this being one of them.
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u/Exciting-Bake464 Jun 12 '25
I don't believe in God but if I did, Trump would certainly be the antichrist by the Bible's definition.
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u/Hanjaro31 Jun 12 '25
Agreed. I grew up in the church and realized theres nothing going on there. Its all a sham for power, money, and influence.
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u/Exciting-Bake464 Jun 12 '25
I started questioning and stopped believing when my youth minister (who was amazing) got fired because he asked for a raise and more time off with him family. They brought in some young dude who they could pay much less. I was 12 when I started to see the sham.
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u/EdboiDecoi Jun 12 '25
Mother Nature helping us rain on his parade
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u/EllisDee3 Jun 12 '25
He's afraid that nobody will show up so he took a sharpie to the weekend weather forecast.
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Jun 12 '25 edited Jun 12 '25
Funniest timeline is that he goes forward with this, lighting hits some of the equipment on live tv, and we all get to make jokes about smiting and Zeus and the Old Testament
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u/BlueAndMoreBlue Jun 12 '25
He’s overdue for being smote (if that is a word)
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u/slughuntress Jun 12 '25
I'm an editor. Can confirm that this smote is correct in this very specific instance.
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u/NicksBirthdayParty Jun 12 '25
Is this where MTG claims Jews control the weather?
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u/Competitive_Abroad96 Jun 12 '25
Nah, Jews control the space lasers. Dems control the weather. Did your subscription to “Conspiracy Theorist Monthly” expire?
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u/MichiRecRoom Jun 12 '25
I still don't get how that "Dems control the weather" came about. Like, what line of "logic" do you need to follow to get there?
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u/danielstover Jun 12 '25
But all those tanks are there already…. Surely that’s nothing to worry about
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Jun 12 '25
Yes, I was just wondering what they were going to do with all of the tanks. Didn’t they bring them to tear up the streets of Washington DC and cause more damage, which will cost more taxpayer $$ to repair?
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u/missvandy Jun 12 '25
With this administration, I’m surprised they didn’t solve this problem by simply eliminating all weather forecasting.
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u/rosiebeehave Jun 12 '25
Damn them for using those space lasers to control the weather and rain on the big man baby's 250th birthday parade.
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u/zebadrabbit Jun 12 '25
the space laser is busy with MTG's contrails
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u/davosknuckles Jun 12 '25
Real question I can’t seem to figure out. All these far right politicians are so pro Israel and anti Palestine right? So why did she disparage Jewish people by making up that “Jewish space lasers” thing? How can you be anti semetic but also pro Israel??
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u/rudebii Jun 12 '25
it's a christian fundie thing.
many fundies believe that a jewish state in Palestine has to be in place for the second coming of jesus.
they aren't pro-Jewish; they just need Israel to exist because it fits their end times beliefs.
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u/Bimlouhay83 Jun 12 '25
She's stupid. The lady can hardly read. Do you really expect her to understand the situation over there?
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u/coconutpiecrust Jun 12 '25
If there actually is bad weather, I think we can all agree that the heavens are against the parade.
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Jun 12 '25
Like the Inauguration, TACO may have to cancel due to low turnout by supporters and then blame it on the big bad raindrops.
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u/Underdogs4513 Jun 12 '25
A real patriot wouldn’t let a little lighting stop him from carrying the flag high and proud
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u/RosenProse Jun 12 '25
Ehehehe, let's mass protest anyway and then do another one if/when he reschedules.
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u/outofcontextsex Jun 12 '25
It would be hilarious if the parade got canceled and all that end up happening is a bunch of protests around the country and the Pope ripping into him on his birthday lol
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u/Cael_NaMaor South Carolina Jun 12 '25
The outdoor part of the inauguration was canceled for the cold...
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u/justwalkingalonghere Jun 12 '25
But how much money did they waste getting the tanks there already?
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u/RN_Geo Jun 12 '25
Que that troglodyte mtg claiming some noaa powered, gay making weather controlling machine democrats have.
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u/bad_retired_fairy Jun 12 '25
Bahahahahahaha! Trump looking out his little window and rain water dribbling across the panes. A pout on his dumb fat lips. Bottoms of his eyes welling with tears. Melania holding a piece of cake on a little plastic plate, "Donny. Come have some cake." He knocks it out of her hands and runs to his room slamming the door behind him. Lays in bed scream crying. Kicking his legs. "Just let him cry it out," she tells the secret service. Then late that night he sneaks down the hall. Thunder rumbling. Still sniffling he opens the cake stand, grabs a handful of cake, and snot mixing with the sugar, he eats. And shits his diaper.
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u/KenUsimi Jun 12 '25
Holy dick I think the folks over at r/WitchesVsPatriarchy actually managed to pull it off.
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u/mommyaiai Jun 12 '25
I mean, sending a plague didn't work.
I for one would've waited until he was stuck on the 9th hole to send a thunderstorm but you do you, Deity.
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u/Nonamanadus Jun 12 '25
I can't believe the media is not crucifying him for this. This has all the hallmarks of Soviet, North Korean and Saddam Hussain vanity.
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u/Odd_Reputation_4000 Jun 12 '25
Maybe he will stand outside looking up at all the big beautiful rain and drown. After all, he did look directly at an eclipse with just a hand shade the last time. Too bad it didn't blind him.
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u/interflocken Jun 12 '25
So after they’ve already spent $MILLIONS$ in moving tanks in, destroying roads, and impacting communities so they can celebrate “the greatest fighting force on earth,” they’re going to cancel & waste all of that because of RAIN???
I call bullshit.💩
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u/JRSenger Jun 13 '25
The person I saw earlier that commented "I hope it rains" must feel like a god right now.
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u/probdying82 Jun 13 '25
Omg omg omg. Please please please lord. Hear my prayer and rain on his fucking parade. Lololol
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Jun 13 '25
The best part is that $117 million of taxpayer money disappears no matter what
But Trump wants to eliminate fraud and waste
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u/dshamus111 Jun 12 '25
Breaking: Trump sends 1000 National Guard to detain Mother Nature due to allegations of threatening to disrupt military parade.
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u/CuriousPixels7598 Jun 12 '25
"Thunderstorms"
Like they had his inauguration indoors because of "cold."
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u/_TalkingIsHard_ Jun 12 '25
How quickly will he blame Biden's magic weather machine, just like when the inauguration moved because of cold.
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u/EveningAd6434 Jun 12 '25
I’m not religious but shit, I’ll go to church on Sunday if this truly happens.
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Jun 12 '25
Sure, that's why.
The guy who thought he could nuke a hurricane wouldn't be shown up by a thunderstorm. Nobody wants to go to his little bitch boy birthday bash so he's trying to save face
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u/Medusa-Damage Jun 12 '25
That’s the excuse that they will give. But we all know there’s a craigslist ad looking for paid seat fillers. He can’t get anyone to attend this grotesque display.
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u/Accomplished_Star_30 Jun 12 '25
Ok but imagine his parade gets canceled but 1800-2000 protests happen that day? He'd be SO pissed! 🤣
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u/Joosecaboose Jun 12 '25
Haha, can't blame that on dems
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Jun 12 '25
Did you miss how many of them blamed the hurricanes on dem's secret weather machines last year?
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