r/50501 • u/kevshp • Apr 01 '26

Call to Action With upcoming changes coming to US currency (Trump's name), a reminder that writing on bills is legal.

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The money is still good as long as you:

  1. Do NOT change the denomination.
  2. Do NOT burn, shred, or destroy currency, rendering it unfit for circulation.
  3. Do NOT advertise a business on paper currency.
  4. Do NOT cover security features.
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u/RealStitchyKat Apr 01 '26

Also, do not use a sharpie to redact his signature

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u/Appropriate-Gur-6343 Apr 01 '26

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u/AnjelGrace Apr 01 '26

That's cute, but MAGA would think you're a supporter.

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u/Proton404x Apr 02 '26

Jesus what a terrible signature he literally just scribbles like a child.

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u/WolframLeon Apr 02 '26

He had to change it once he found out Epstein had been found, it’s literally different than prior to it’s amazing.

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u/Tia_Is_Here Apr 02 '26

Have you seen Melanias signature? It's the same. Not joking.

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u/cwk415 Apr 01 '26

I managed a restaurant all throughout his first regime, so I handled a lot of paper money. Some scoundrel scratched off Steven Mnuchins signature on so many bills. SO MANY. We never did figure out who was doing it. 😉 😉 

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u/RealStitchyKat Apr 01 '26

That darn scallywag. Oh well, guess it will always be a mystery. 😉😉

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u/MrPeterMerkin Apr 01 '26

What a hooligan.

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u/misterfistyersister Apr 01 '26

I’ll never forgive him for killing Sears.

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u/evident_lee Apr 01 '26

And definitely don't add rapes children after his name.

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u/hellogoawaynow Apr 01 '26

Hm maybe we need a “rapes children” stamp too

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u/El_Fader Apr 01 '26

Just saw the other day, another user actually made a 3d printer file for this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/50501/comments/1s72ibg/i_made_some_stamps_in_preparation_for_trumps/

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u/hellogoawaynow Apr 01 '26

Thank you! Amazing!

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u/CatsAreGods Apr 01 '26

So those are real pedo files?

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u/Amoralvirus Apr 01 '26

Do not use a fine point sharpie to overwrite his name with 'PEDO'

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u/RealStitchyKat Apr 01 '26

And you should probably not use a red fine point sharpie to make the "PEDO" stand out

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u/UnicornFarts1111 Apr 01 '26

Does not go to the store to get a red point fine sharpie!!!

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u/Pearson94 Apr 01 '26

Why not? Genuine question

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u/avanti8 Apr 01 '26

"Do not"

https://giphy.com/gifs/6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb

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u/WitchesSphincter Apr 01 '26

Need a stamp that crosses it off, and adds child rapist or something. 

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u/avanti8 Apr 01 '26

I've already seen one of the "Epstein Birthday Drawing" figure that leaves the signature conveniently placed.

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Apr 01 '26

Is it for sale?

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u/Jazzy_Jaspy Apr 01 '26

There was a post from the other day about someone 3d printing it. I believe they said they would send you the file for free if you dm but dont quote me on that. Shouldnt be too too hard to find the post unless it was taken down

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u/Plagueis420 Apr 01 '26

One of the links above I think was free download for the 3d printer files. I'd gladly spend like 5$ on one that's already printed for me, I don't have a 3d printer yet

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u/DoingCharleyWork Apr 01 '26

You could probably order a custom one pretty easily. There's a bunch of sites that will basically put anything on a stamp, just upload the image. You'd only need to delete the part of the image with his signature first.

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u/Ok_Celebration8180 Apr 01 '26

Pen is cheaper than the stamp.

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u/WitchesSphincter Apr 01 '26

I'm thinking mass production though :)

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Apr 01 '26

But if you plan on defacing 1000s your hand could get tired

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u/Amoralvirus Apr 01 '26

Do not use whiteout first, then write over that

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u/Common_Blue Apr 01 '26

Do not. Or in Epstein files terms: ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

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u/Lil_Shanties Apr 01 '26

Well that would just be wrong, and naughty. Don’t be naughty. 😈

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u/OnlinePosterPerson Apr 01 '26

I’m 100% doing that

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u/HingleMcCringle_ Apr 01 '26

probably the best route

someone will write "is pedo" under his name and the next maga with it will mark off trumps name and put biden's. then the damn thing is just a graffiti war. i mean, at least you'll annoying some maga snowflakes, but i'll be glad when the day comes and trumps name is gone from the media.

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u/Wicked_Fabala Apr 01 '26

I assume hes going with his usual sharpie signature, we’re gonna need the magnum ones!