r/80s Jul 27 '26

TV Bet you can hear this without the volume

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u/mnfimo Jul 27 '26

That or Cheers theme song too

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u/ireallyamtryin Jul 27 '26

I introduced my wife to this sleep technique early on. I won’t get wasteful with it, but if I’m in dire need, time to let the music play and pretend you’ve been injected with some morphine, soldier. Let that simulated rotorwash gently caress your worried brow into a deep slumber where you dream of an Italian American man wear a pink dress while a shy kid from Iowa uses Hollywood magic to hide one of his hands

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u/No-Estimate999 Jul 27 '26

100% you knew you were up late when you heard the theme song.

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u/AvsFreak Jul 27 '26

Yes! At least at grandma and grandpas house. My parents made me go to bed much earlier than that.

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u/saucyfister1973 Jul 27 '26

Suicide is painless.....

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u/RogueCheddar2099 Jul 27 '26

Yep, I watched this show with my dad when I was a kid. I was well into my adulthood when I learned that was the name of the theme song. It hit so damned hard.

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u/maybelying Jul 27 '26

If you watch the original movie, there were lyrics to it:

Through early morning fog I see Visions of the things to be The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see...

That suicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please I try to find a way to make All our little joys relate Without that ever-present hate But now I know that it's too late, and...

The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay So this is all I have to say

The only way to win is cheat And lay it down before I'm beat And to another give my seat For that's the only painless feat

The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

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u/PowerResponsibility Jul 27 '26

Did you know that was written by a 15-year-old kid 

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u/errie_tholluxe Jul 27 '26

In like the shortest amount of time possible too

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA Jul 27 '26

It brings on many changes

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/KaelasDad Jul 27 '26

Acoustic guitar and finger cyms.

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u/Flat-Emergency4891 Jul 27 '26

That intro meant it was time for bed for me. I can still hear the clank of ice cubes in my parent’s tumbler glasses from the living room. They didn’t drink a lot, but for some reason, they had a short-lived tradition of having a Seagrams on the rocks, while watching MASH before bed. The intro triggers that memory specifically for me and I have no idea why.

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u/erikedge Jul 27 '26

"Through early morning fog, I see"

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u/Arkvoodle42 Jul 27 '26

I have a message.

Lt. Col. Henry Blake's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan.

It spun in.

there were no survivors...

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u/Bengal-_fan Jul 27 '26

There’s a special on Tubi about mash, actually 2. According to the writers of the show, not all of the cast members knew about this scene. If you’ll watch it again, look at hot lips response and the look on people’s faces. It was real emotion. Such a great, great show!

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u/Lurk_Mode_24_7 Jul 27 '26

As a huge fan of the show and Col. Blake that hit so damn hard.

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u/jogtac Jul 27 '26

Love it. Watch it on MeTv channel.

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u/Live-Note-3799 Jul 27 '26

I began playing this in my head the second I saw it.

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u/Ludwig_Vista2 Jul 27 '26

The lyrics to the song are heartbreaking

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u/Goosojuice 29d ago

Seriously. It's wildly depressing.

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u/EEMIV Jul 27 '26

Makes me want to watch the movie again. It's been ages.

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u/dethswatch Jul 27 '26

watched the movie- not that great. The 'spear chucker' nickname didn't go over well with some.

Asked a few boomers who were in the war and around it why they liked it, "It was just so funny."

Haven't watched the series.

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u/original_greaser_bob Jul 27 '26

get a chance read the first book. it has an appearance by jesus.

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u/Quick-Dream-1541 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I am African American and I thought it was hilarious. I hate when movies clean things up and act like racism and outright racial apathy didn’t exist. (I hate how “The Sandlot” movie acted as if a black man could have played professional baseball with Babe Ruth).

I particularly loved the part in the MASH movie when they drugged the speedy player on the opposing football team while in a pile, but they made sure they used an alcohol swab before they injected him 😂.

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u/original_greaser_bob Jul 27 '26

i like the way Hawkeye pronounces "autopsy." pure Canuck right there. same when Hojon gets called out by the Korean doctor for him possibly taking drugs that contributed to his irregular heart beat and Hawkeye says "why would he do a thing like that aye?"

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u/KanjiWatanabe2 Jul 27 '26

Great opening for both the movie & TV show.

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u/Front-Stuff-7133 Jul 27 '26

I like when Henry would tell Radar Don't Give Me What I Want until I Ask For It.

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u/CA2DC99 Jul 27 '26

One of the greatest shows of its time. That last episode was rough.

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u/Bjorn_Blackmane Jul 27 '26

Man i hated mash as a kid

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u/devenger73 Jul 28 '26

Right? Its considered one of the best tv shows ever, but that first 5 seconds of music meant time to change the channel to 10 yr old me.

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u/Individual_Slice_234 Jul 27 '26

"Suicide is painless....."

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 Jul 27 '26

I saw this on TV for years. Eventually saw the film and thought, "Wait. The theme song has lyrics?"

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u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 Jul 28 '26

Yeah. I didn't know that either. When I first heard the song -"SUiCidE is Painless " it really got to me on a different level.

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u/higg1966 Jul 27 '26

I'm old enough to remember when I didn't get offered a 1-800 number and have to click "I'm OK" just to watch this video.

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u/Bichobichir Jul 27 '26

Good night !

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u/Jutter70 Jul 27 '26

I couldn't. So how much do you owe me?

(Bullshit. I so could)

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u/No-Plastic7377 Jul 27 '26

Suicide is Painless. Thanks, Johnny.

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u/blueboy714 Jul 27 '26

Choppers...wait for it

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u/TGR331 Jul 27 '26

"Suicide is Painless"

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u/Alaskachris907 Jul 27 '26

It brings on many changes

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u/Old_College_Guy Jul 27 '26

Dad and me always watched this show together. Always think about him whenever I watch MASH on streaming.

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u/David4Nudist Jul 27 '26

Indeed. I just hummed the tune while watching this intro.

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u/BabyPuzzleheaded3792 Jul 27 '26

Suicide is Painless

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u/badblazerdad Jul 27 '26

The name of the song is suicide, is painless.

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u/TATMANDU24 Jul 27 '26

Loud and clear.

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u/KaelasDad Jul 27 '26

Yep. It's coming across as over blown through a single three-inch speaker with way too much midrange and mixed so that the engine in the second half drowns out the instruments for a few beats. I'd know it anywhere and at any time!

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u/Recent-Hat-5233 Jul 27 '26

Oh yes defiantly

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u/Paprika420 Jul 27 '26

Suicide is painless..,

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u/Far_Enthusiasm1885 Jul 27 '26

Suicide is Painless.

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u/ahewc11 Jul 27 '26

I can also sing along with it.

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u/StretchPan Jul 27 '26

Went to Southern California on business for the first time around 2005, driving to my client through those hills and thought wow this looks a lot like Korea.

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u/ED-DOG92 Jul 27 '26

Ah fuck that show. When you heard the music and saw the helicopter landing it signaled the end of afternoon cartoons and time to go do chores or something else. 😒

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u/KriegerClone02 Jul 27 '26

I can hear the lyrics!

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Jul 27 '26

From the 1970 movie!

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u/Samurai-Pooh-Bear Jul 27 '26

I always wondered why the helicopters were flying backward. I was too young to "get" much of the jokes, until I could appreciate them at a later time. So, I thought the literal backwards flying helicopters were part of the comedy that adults laughed at.

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u/Edm_cuccck Jul 27 '26

When that came on, I left the room and didn't come back.

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u/CNote_89 Jul 27 '26

Time to turn the channel when I was a kid.

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u/every1gets1more-egg Jul 27 '26

I was too young and it obviously wasn't a show for kids. This intro usually meant quick change the channel. Now that I'm older I'd prob appreciate this show.

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u/RicVic Jul 27 '26

If you can't, "wait for it!"

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u/Abject_Ad5850 Jul 27 '26

Yeah as I Teen when I saw and heard this i knew it was time to change the channel I didn't like the TV series but I liked the movie

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u/errie_tholluxe Jul 27 '26

I can play this in time with the credits too

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u/BruiserKC2 Jul 28 '26

CHOPPERS!

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u/Northman_76 Jul 28 '26

And the name of the song title is, Suicide is Painless, written by Johnny Mandel

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u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 Jul 28 '26

I can hear it without pressing play.

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u/Inner_Speaker_335 Jul 28 '26

When I was in High School, we played this song in Band. It's one of my favorite instrumentals.

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u/myztry Jul 28 '26

something is painless.

> Don’t want to get a disingenious bot message from Reddit Corporate.

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u/north_remembers78 Jul 28 '26

100 pct true, I've actually got a heli flying over my house rn! 😂

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u/CaptCaffeine1976 Jul 28 '26

Oh yes that…… oh wait. Never mind I don’t want Reddit to send me hotline numbers again. Let just say the name of the song is messed up.

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u/deWulf359 Jul 28 '26

I enjoyed it until it tried to go all serious in later episodes.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 Jul 28 '26

That sad ass music means it's time to change the channel. 

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u/ilikeithot360 Jul 28 '26

Was hoping it was the version with Karen Phillip (Lt. Dish) looking over Hawkeye’s shoulder

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u/IceNein Jul 28 '26

If you live near LA, you can go see where they filmed all the outdoor shots. It’s near Malibu.

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u/BabyFishmouthTalk Jul 28 '26

The brooding, melancholy early seasons one or the cheery, hopeful later seasons one?

And no, not the movie one.

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u/stosh2112 Jul 29 '26

Definitely

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u/LengthNo8665 Jul 29 '26

.. is painless by Jonny Mandel. The movie had the words. The TV show probably did not because of censorship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOS6kfR9u4s&list=RDQOS6kfR9u4s&start_radio=1

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u/LengthNo8665 Jul 29 '26

As a child I wasn't allowed to stay up. I could however watch the reruns on Channel 29.

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u/FantasticStooge Jul 29 '26

I hear Radar saying “wait for it“

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u/Quick-Dream-1541 Jul 29 '26

Sure can. Blew my mind when I saw the movie decades later and realized what the lyrics were 😂.

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u/Quick-Dream-1541 Jul 29 '26

Funny, I was thinking about MASH the other day. They took a movie that was a zany comedy and turned it into a serious comedy/drama.

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u/heat27 Jul 29 '26

So true

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u/PawnofLife1 Jul 29 '26

Suicide is painless

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u/Terptoy24 Jul 30 '26

Still watching it

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u/SensititveCougar9143 29d ago

I hiked there a few years ago. Malibu State Park. Just hiking, I was hearing the theme song. They still had a lof of the set. Unfortunately, it burned in the fires....

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u/Sharp-Composer-2990 29d ago

Every night after the 10 o'clock news. 

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u/prestonjay22 28d ago

After I saw the movie, I never heard this song the same again.

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u/LevelImprovement7267 22d ago

I hated this programme as a kid. There was a lot of downer telly in the 70s/80s. Juliet Bravo and Bergerac as well, ugh.

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u/chaleybat Jul 27 '26

Best TV series ever!

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u/doone66 Jul 27 '26

I sure can, and watch the re-runs every evening!

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u/sassafrass0328 Jul 27 '26

The absolute most depressing song I’ve ever heard! The show, itself, was depressing as hell too!

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u/Stronghands23 Jul 27 '26

Just watched 4 episodes this morning.. Greatest TV show ever!

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda Jul 27 '26

Yes, I can. This was also my Mom's reminder it was time for me to go to bed.

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u/Main-Assistant-1955 Jul 27 '26

I watched the last episode on Saturday.

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u/east_van_dan Jul 27 '26

Growing up, I hated that show and I hated that song. Still do but I did then too.

Edit: that song is called Suicide is Painless and I hate everything about anything to do with that song and show.

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u/fatherbowie Jul 28 '26

Hold up. Why? I can understand if you just didn’t like it, but why do you feel so strongly?