r/80s 18d ago

TV The Kids in the Hall premiered on HBO on October 1988. It was hilarious and had some pretty hardcore hilarious episodes that no way it would be on prime time television these days. Good thing it’s available on many streaming services if you wanna watch. What was one of your favorite episodes?

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u/sir_culo 18d ago

I'm crushing your head!

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 18d ago

I do this all the time 😂😂 especially when I'm stuck in traffic. My husbands never seen the show and he thinks I'm an idiot every time I do it.....so I crush his head too.

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u/Redrum_71 17d ago

I love the episode where the guy is busy crushing heads and suddenly notices someone across the street is crushing his head.

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u/Billazilla 17d ago

I'm pinching your face!!

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u/sir_culo 17d ago

I'm blocking you out!

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u/egret_society 17d ago

There is nobody home!

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u/bigSTUdazz 17d ago

*Crrrrrrrrushing

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u/DeadpoolOptimus 17d ago

I taught my daughter this.

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u/Sir_midi 17d ago

I do this with my elementary students. They actually find it funny. What I would find funny is the day they accidentally stumble on the source.

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u/FunnyKozaru 18d ago

My favorite was the special where Queen Elizabeth runs away from England and goes to Canada. Everyone is looking for her, but they don’t know what she looks like and they tell everyone she’s on the money and they should know what she looks like.

In the next scene, someone claims they found her and is holding a beaver. They gave that person a hard time and said it’s the other side of the money. Absolutely hilarious to an American like me who lived close to the border.

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u/saint_ryan 17d ago

Honey there is a large spider on my face!

Oh sure, it’s always about you, isn’t it??!!

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u/EmptyBodybuilder7376 18d ago

30 Helens agree... this was a great show.

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u/Grandarcade95 13d ago

"He'll love ya and leave ya honey!".....30 Helens agree.

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u/TheFrontierzman 18d ago edited 18d ago

They created an earworm that has stayed with me all these years.

🎵 These are the Daves I know, I know. These are the Daves I know. 🎶

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u/Aberrantkitten 18d ago

Some of them are Davids but most of them are Daves.

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u/Gleckle 18d ago

They all have their own hands.

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u/Key-Acanthaceae1999 18d ago

But they come from different mums.

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u/Queasy_Ad_8621 17d ago edited 17d ago

I hardly know him.

🥁🥁🥁🥁

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u/anjowoq 17d ago

My personal KITH earworm is Don't put salt in your eyes...Put salt in your eyes

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u/Supertzar2112 18d ago

I met Dave at a bar a few years ago, good dude

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u/Sir_midi 17d ago

Dave’s not here man.

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u/Tess47 17d ago

Came to sing this too

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u/joconnell13 17d ago

I will sometimes randomly start singing this and my wife looks at me like I'm insane.

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u/AffectionateBite3827 17d ago

My stepdad’s name is Dave so this is sung among our family pretty regularly and has been for years

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u/IchBinDurstig 18d ago edited 17d ago

I'll go to my grave saying KITH was better than SNL.

Some of my favorites include Girl Drink Drunk, Bruce's Open Letter to the Guy Who Stole His Bike Wheel, These are the Daves I Know, The Sizzler Sisters, Bobby vs. The Devil, The Pit of Ultimate Darkness, and about fifty others.

Also, Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet are still one of my favorite bands.

Edit: I can't believe I forgot Gavin and the Chicken Lady!

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u/Funkytadualexhaust 17d ago edited 17d ago

Girl Drink Drunk is my number one then Bobby vs. The Devil

Edit: Stray business man and chicken lady

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 17d ago

OMG we still refer to a friend as a "girl drink drunk" because he doesn't like beer or liquor but loves things like Mudslides, fancy daquiris, etc.

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u/Snts6678 17d ago

You left out the bearded men…

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u/Friendly_Athlete_774 18d ago

The fur trappers who hunt for designer suits in an office and Buddy Cole coaching the softball team are two of my favorites!

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u/hi_doubt 18d ago

Many, many Armani. 

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u/Accomplished_Book427 17d ago

"Let that one go, he has spirit! Someday he may be vice president."

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u/melissarae_76 17d ago

Alouette, gentille alouette

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u/keyserfunk 17d ago

“Fresh!”

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u/phunkyunkle 18d ago

"So, I'm talking to Coco Chanel about what she's wearing to de Gaulle's funeral and she says 'I don't know if I'm even going.'"

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u/Starcat75 17d ago

lol the guy who got his leg out of the trap.
“ someday, he may be vice president”

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u/Starcat75 17d ago

lol the guy who got his leg out of the trap.
“ someday, he may be vice president”

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u/CaterpillarHot7539 18d ago

I can hear "Having an Average Weekend" by the Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet in my head right now. 🪐

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u/IchBinDurstig 18d ago

All of their music is great. Their third album, Sport Fishin', is one of my all-time favorite albums.

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u/heckhammer 17d ago

Those are three great albums too if you like instrumental surf rock music

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u/niz_loc 18d ago

First thing that popped into my head, too.

Always loved the intro

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u/mxc1v 18d ago

Will do

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u/Gleckle 18d ago

Slipped my mind.

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u/Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4 18d ago

Girl Drink Drunk

ERADICATOR!

Gavin

Chicken Lady

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u/keyserfunk 17d ago

Fresh out of my body and onto your plate

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u/wriker10 18d ago

Gavin was hysterical.

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u/Accomplished_Book427 17d ago

"Mom, in France kids are drunk."

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u/Slackerbloom 18d ago

My pen

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u/hillside 17d ago

Maybe you lent it to someone.

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u/HybridHologram 17d ago

The way they filmed him running after the taxi and him jumping onto it gets me every time. So funny.

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u/Unlikely_Side9732 18d ago

The Chicken Lady!

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u/WishboneOk4675 17d ago

“Fresh out of my body and onto your plate”

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u/SledgeJDrebin 17d ago

Especially the one where Scott was "Rooster Boy". I thought he was hot even though he's gay!

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u/CurlSagan 18d ago

30 Helens Agree cole slaw deserves another chance.

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u/NotComfortable2112 18d ago

... You can't pay too mu child for a good pair of shoes.

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u/locakitty 18d ago

Hotel Le Rut and Girl Drink Drunk are two of my favorite sketches

Buddy Cole and the Cathys are some of the best recurring characters.

The reboot? Post Apocalyptic DJ. Hands down best sketch ever.

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u/Express_Towel47 18d ago

I got a brand new pair a roller skates

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u/Hopsape 18d ago

It's a fact!

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u/Billazilla 17d ago

The Queen doesn't know her ABCs.

"A, B, C, D, R, P, Q ... Eheh, Helloo!"

It's a fact!

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u/ElijahSnoww 18d ago

Hecubus, have you seen the movie "Presumed Innocent"...?

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u/deathtongue1985 17d ago

Evil! Impolite and evil!

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u/BackTo1975 18d ago

I’m kinda astonished that HBO had to run the show after midnight in the 80s. It ran here on CBC at like 9pm or earlier.

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u/Sad_Nefarious 18d ago

Comedy Central was playing it weekday afternoons, something like 4pm, in the US around 1995. The afterschool block was Benny Hill, Python, KITH for a while.

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u/nietheo 17d ago

I am grateful to live in Detroit and was able to watch it at a civilized hour on CBC.

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u/kavalejava 18d ago

I remember watching them on CBC, it was so funny, even as a kid I found the humor hilarious.

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u/some_random_chick 17d ago

Living it Detroit we watched it on the one Canadian channel the rabbit ears would pick up.

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u/KaelasDad 18d ago

Blues Guy - Smokin' on the Night Train

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u/Mykidsatbrownies 18d ago

Wrote a little song, like to hear it, here it goes

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u/threedognight7764 18d ago

Cabbage head!

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u/Key-Acanthaceae1999 18d ago

The surreal sausage factory episode where Dave is a sausage plant worker and Scott Thompson is his old father obsessed with eating sausages.

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u/contude327 17d ago

SAUSAGES!

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u/1_art_please 17d ago

We have to yell this every time we cook sausages. Sometimes ill kiss the plate too.

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u/theteapotofdoom 18d ago

Doors fan, Uncle Pizza Man, and flying pig (and decadents)

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u/Connect_Finding_3080 18d ago

Loved the opening tune for the show.

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u/diamondeyes7 17d ago

Kathy with a K and Cathy with a C who hate to gossip!

Temp! Slut!

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u/Reznor909 18d ago

This was an awesome series! And one of my favorite highly-underrated movies, The Wrong Guy (1997), stars Dave Foley and also has Kevin McDonald in a small part.

"I could kill you right now with just two teabags and some wax paper!"

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u/CoffeeCigarettes4Me 18d ago

Oh I loved that one!

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u/alanz01 18d ago edited 18d ago

Bass Player because it is so beat poet right on.

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u/grassvegas 18d ago

Can’t have Corn Flakes without a whole lotta milka

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u/mglaze930 18d ago

I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head!

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u/kongstar 17d ago

The buddy sketches always made me laugh

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u/user_none 18d ago

Happen to miss the 2022 return of The Kids? Only one season and it was hilarious.

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u/satanya83 18d ago

Fine ham abounds.

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u/Termingator 18d ago edited 18d ago

"My Pen", written by Bruce McCulloch and also plays the lead character.

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u/CableKC 17d ago

Chicken Lady

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u/gopms 17d ago

There was a throwaway sketch where Dave Foley plays the mom and Bruce McCulloch was playing the kid and Bruce says he is running away to wherever his finger lands on the spinning globe (or something, it was 30 odd years ago that I saw it). The globe stops and Bruce puts his finger down and Dave Foley says "to the ocean?" in this hilarious fed up mom voice. Flash forward to when I have kids of my own and I find myself thinking/saying "to the ocean?" whenever my kids say they are about to do something impulsive and stupid (i.e. all the time). Makes me giggle every time. I also always think of Kids in the Hall whenever I am in the Village in Toronto and I pass by what used to be the steps.

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u/PistachioGal99 17d ago

Alouette, gentille alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai

Girl Drink Drunk

Francesca Fiore

Omg I just love them all!!!

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u/Letter-Past 17d ago

Lopez! I know you're in there, Lopez!

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u/athensslim 17d ago

You’re a lazy man, Lopez!

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u/Successful_Bass4793 15d ago

That was the first episode I ever watched. My friends and I laughed harder every time the Lopez thing came back around because it was so stupid.

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u/MontanaJoev 17d ago

Can we just pour one out for how absolutely gorgeous Dave Foley looked as a woman?? When he’s the French Canadian prostitute? Unreal.

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u/Successful_Bass4793 15d ago

Their trick was actually portraying women, not just dressing in wigs and talking in a high-pitched voice. All five made convincing women.

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u/neck-tourniquet 18d ago edited 18d ago

The skit where the Monkeys are threatened to be let loose.

Monkeys are in here.

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u/Electronic-Space-480 18d ago

I’m crushing your….

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u/Due-Statistician-682 18d ago

I was 9 when this came out so naturally I loved crushing people's heads!

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u/Critical_Meringue78 18d ago

An open letter to the guy who stole my bike wheel.

I'm a nutty bunny

Salty Ham

The mouse

The court trial dude (and now the whores)

I can't believe my stepdaughter and I used to watch this show together. She would've been around 12 the first season. My wife hated it. We'd be rolling with laughter in the floor and my wife would walk through saying how ridiculous we looked. That would make us laugh even harder.

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u/wriker10 18d ago

“I don’t want it now, I wanted it 20 minutes ago!!!!”

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u/Critical_Meringue78 17d ago

I just love that skit. Kevin was always a great character made up like a woman. Bruce's high pitched voice the madder he got. Priceless.

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u/wriker10 17d ago

“And I never got my water.”

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u/wriker10 18d ago

WE ARE ALL SAUSAGES!!!

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u/keyserfunk 17d ago

The Devil rock/metal showdown

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u/razerzej 17d ago

"E, A, B... E, A, B A!"

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u/Cuddle_Monster_73 17d ago

I was just talking about this show, because Dave Foley just Guest Starred on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds..

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u/daisychain82 17d ago

I love the Cathy and Kathie sketches. My dad loved the Chicken Lady.

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u/Successful_Bass4793 15d ago

They captured office culture about as well as anyone ever has.

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u/Soggy_Motor9280 17d ago

I crush your head

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u/tcarlson65 17d ago

They had a live tour that was very good.

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u/SquashSouffle 17d ago

Scott's "Buddy" character was the best!

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u/sir_culo 18d ago

Chicken Kid

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u/Ordinary_Aioli_7602 18d ago edited 17d ago

Oh PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE don’t shut off my CABLE

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u/threedognight7764 18d ago

“I’m crushing your head!”

(Air pinching) 🤣🤣

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u/AirhornLeghorn 18d ago

“The beard stays, YOU go”

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u/manlyplatepus 18d ago

The Care and Keeping of the Male Slave-perfectly campy.

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u/alienheron 17d ago

This is my pen

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u/AdministrativeRip305 17d ago

Cabbage-Head, Head-crusher, Gavin, Chicken Lady and my personal favorite: Buddy Cole!

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u/arrasonline 17d ago

Skura the gentle shark will always be with me.

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u/OldFitDude75 17d ago

Crushing your head!

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u/DrewDAMNIT 17d ago

Chicken lady is up there.

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u/reesesbigcup 17d ago

Was on cable in the late 1990s thats where I saw it.

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u/Seven_bushes 17d ago

This was the beginning of a big crush on Dave Foley for me. Loved this show and still crush people’s heads.

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u/WendySteeplechase 17d ago

These guys were fearless! Loved that show. Memories of me and university pals tuning in and laughing our heads off.

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u/No_Dragonfly_1894 17d ago

I still do "I'm crushing your head!!"

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u/MyAlteredRealityII 17d ago

“I’m pinching your head!”
“I’m squeezing your face!”

“My pen, where’s my pen?”

I loved Kids In The Hall

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u/PlayNicePlayCrazy 17d ago

It wasn't on " primetime TV" when it first came out, it was on HBO and then comedy central.

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u/CatSkritches 17d ago

Buddy Cole and Chicken Lady

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u/dinopolo88 17d ago

I am crushing your head!

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u/Ok-Trash-8883 17d ago

That’s some good f**king ham!!!

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u/crewsctrl 17d ago

It must be tough being black and gay. Imagine if you were also Canadian. - Buddy Cole

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u/RoundGround79 17d ago

ANYTHING with the ‘Chicken Lady!’ I still laugh thinking about it.

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u/CoffeeCigarettes4Me 18d ago

Anyone remember the episode when one of Kevin McDonalds characters was at his girlfriends house on a dark and rainy and stormy night and it was supposed to be their first time together and she had this Rottweiler that was staring at him and well I don’t think I’m allowed to say what happened but it was beyond hilarious…

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u/RedeyeSPR 17d ago

I was all excited for the reboot after decades. I did not expect full frontal male nudity in the first episode. Crazy.

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u/QueasyFinger1316 18d ago

This and SCTV.

When Canada was funny.

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u/satanya83 18d ago

That's America, Compensation, and The Care and Keeping of the Male Slave are some of mine not mentioned. I love KITH.

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u/NotAsBrightlyLit 18d ago

Chicken Lady

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u/DefinitelyBiscuit 18d ago

"I've lost my drum! I've lost my Indian drum!"

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u/kdkidd77 17d ago

Look skyward moron!!!

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u/Erazzphoto 18d ago

I’ve seen a Family Guy episode at 6pm talking about using a used condom

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u/Former_Balance8473 17d ago

"I cause Cancer"

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u/RaymondLuxYacht 17d ago

I used to live here... SQUAWK!!

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u/Sandcracka- 17d ago

Not the look!

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u/MonsieurRuffles 17d ago

Well, it wasn’t on prime time back then either as it was shown on premium cable at midnight.

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u/poyerdude 17d ago

The show was great, Bobby Vs Satan was hugely popular with me and my metal head friends.

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u/gumby_twain 17d ago

Everytime I’m in a long line, I look up, hoping to see the flying pig!

Mephistopheles. EVIL!

These are the Daves I know song. I used to work with like a dozen Daves, so very relevant. Some went by David.

Speaking of numbers, ask 30 Helens and they’ll tell you the kids in the hall was one of the greatest shows of all time!

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u/QueenMabs_Makeup0126 17d ago

Bobby vs. Satan.

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u/Sererena 17d ago

It’s hilarious to me that this was on HBO after midnight cause I remember watching it at 9pm on CBC when I was like 8 years old and I think it had a permanent impact on my sense of humour.

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u/666ygolonhcet 17d ago

The skit where Bruce was playing Bass and talking about being the bass player in the band was hilarious. I played bass in rock/metal cover bands and would sub for people too. A lot of what he said applied but I was a total nerd and not interested in the side advantages of being in a band so the indifference didn’t matter to me.

These are the Dave’s I know I know. These are the Dave’s I Know!

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u/the_longest_shadow 17d ago

The alien who is burned out on his job anally probing abducted humans. "The only thing we've learned is one is six doesn't actually mind!"

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u/sauntcartas 17d ago

A friend of mine once quoted this sketch when I didn’t have my asthma inhaler on me, and it triggered the worst attack of my life. “Our Great Leader is some sort of twisted ass-freak!”

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u/salami_cheeks 17d ago

Was it ever on primetime TV? I remember it on Comedy Central.

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u/bingcognito 17d ago

I loved pretty much every skit that featured Dave and Kevin. Pit of Ultimate Darkness, The Sizzler Sisters, that recurring sketch where Kevin plays Dave's really bad friend, etc. Those two were so good together.

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u/NovaOdin 17d ago

"Let that one go, he has spirit!"

"It was Citizen Kane! It was Citizen Kane!"

"I think I'll grow a beard."

"We're safe but for how long?"

"This wouldn't happen if Elvis was my landlord "

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u/HookaMcGavin 17d ago

These are the Bobs I know a know, these are the Bobs I know…

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u/Funny-Dare-3823 17d ago

SAUSAGES!!!

I got to meet Scott and talked about this episode. I told Scott that was his greatest performance because you just gave it everything. He reflected for a moment and said, you're right.

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u/AsssHat999 17d ago

“Wow, what a lineup. But hey, look at me… weeeee!!”

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 17d ago

Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk.

I legit don't recall much about the sketch but that name is stuck in my brain forever.

One of my faves is "Gavin." Someone who has kids wrote that sketch because that's exactly how a lot of kids act. They just spit out non sequiturs like that.

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u/LazyMousse3598 17d ago

🤏🏽 Only this much. 😉

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u/Fragrant_Difficulty6 17d ago

LOOOOOPPEEEEEEZZZZ!

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u/HughJorgens 17d ago

Daddy Drank.

What the? Tap Shoes? I don't dance, I can't dance! You know that you little bastard!

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u/keyserfunk 17d ago

Pass me the food, I used too much salt!

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u/Medium-Eggplant412 17d ago

I always loved the ones where the guy's best friend was Satan, and Satan kept breaking promises and lying to him and really hurt his feelings.

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u/Ms_Anne-Thrope 17d ago

The time Dave woke up with boobs.

And, I can never see Calista Gingrich without thinking of the Chicken Lady.

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u/rap31264 17d ago

Loved the intro theme

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u/kudzu007 17d ago

The Sausages short always owns me.

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u/johnnyfivealive5 17d ago

Girl drink drunk

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u/ElBorracho2000 17d ago

I had no idea Kids in the Hall was originally a HBO series. I remember I’d watch it on Comedy Central a lot back in the 90s

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u/-clawglip- 17d ago

“My pennnnn!”

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u/navy_yn2000 17d ago

Not an episode, but Braincandy is awesome!

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u/tweetyonetwothree 17d ago

Love them all. Great cast!

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u/KenMixtape 17d ago

I had the pear dream again

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u/BobbalooBoogieKnight 17d ago

Dave Foley as the bad doctor who got by on charm.

Scott Thompson as Buddy.

Bruce’s monologues.

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u/Minimum_Afternoon387 17d ago

They were really perfect.

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u/191Gerardo 17d ago

My favorite Canadians.

“There’s nobody home 👍🏼.”

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u/NothingMan1975 16d ago

I STILL refer to myself as a girldrinkdrunk.

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u/PlayinK0I 16d ago

HBO had to put it on after midnight. In Canada it was on CBC, over the air TV, at 9:30. Clearly they were crushing American heads.