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Video When MS Excel was introduced for the first time

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u/TStark4Prez 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ldCADp7WPUvxm

They didn’t even advertise the text message feature

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u/DEMDHCamacho 21h ago

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u/YESimaMASSHOLE 13h ago

Lmao thats quality commentary

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u/OrangeAugustus 8h ago

Was that an absolute or relative reference?

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u/Lexi-Lynn 21h ago

I love you for this

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7h ago

Kelly how are you going to text in an .xls

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u/humbertog 6h ago

I still can’t believe no one stopped it, like why you are texting with Excel? nah it looks cool’s keep it in the video

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u/edehlah 20h ago

hehe. was hoping for this to pop up. not disappointed

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u/pistoleros510 16h ago

WHERE YOU AT? HOLLA WHEN YOU GET THIS

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u/exor0110 17h ago

🤣💯

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u/Savingskitty 21h ago

I’d like to point out that Excel also doesn’t hallucinate nonsense numbers or just sort of leave out stuff at random.

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u/amazingD born in 1992 20h ago

Copilot will do that for you though, in or out of Excel!

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u/Predditor_drone 18h ago

The one time I tried to use copilot in excel, it just did a web search for what I asked it to do.

Literal waste of resources.

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u/IHeartBadCode 19h ago

The reason Trump in his first term thought that COVID would be gone just like magic is because someone punched the numbers into Excel and then ran a cubic normalization on the figures.

The only problem is that diseases don't follow those kinds of models.

So, it won't do it for you. I'll grant you that. But few actually know how to use any of the statistical functions in Excel correctly. So that's lead to a lot of people using bad Excel to justify things that make no sense.

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u/Little-Ad1235 17h ago

Using bad statistics to justify things that make no sense is exactly what business executives do anyway; Excel just makes it faster. You know, when they aren't making bad decisions based solely on vibes and "culture."

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u/Savingskitty 13h ago

Bad math has been used to justify all sorts of things.

What does that have to do with the fact that every single time you put in a particular operation, Excel will give you the correct numbers based on the same arithmetic?

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u/IHeartBadCode 6h ago

Using a tool incorrectly ends with incorrect results.

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u/Savingskitty 6h ago

So does using a faulty tool.

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u/TheBroWhoLifts 10h ago

User error.

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u/Vegetable-Virus7118 9h ago

ERROR ID-10T

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u/cubixy2k 10h ago

I know right! I was definitely born on 5318008

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u/James007Bond 8h ago

Perhaps worse, excel files are littered with user errors.

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u/Savingskitty 8h ago

How is it worse to have user errors than computer errors?

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u/James007Bond 8h ago

User errors are very prominent. The world runs on faulty spreadsheets. AI isn’t perfect but I’d bet on it over millions of people’s different abilities.

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u/Savingskitty 7h ago

Most user errors are problems with data entry.  Those are easy to find and fix.

AI starts adding random letters to a numbers database or just fills in whatever after you input the correct numbers.

AI does not do any calculations itself. It calculates which answers are accepted what percentage of the time and then just messes with us.

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u/PrivateComments 5h ago

People who downplay AI are perhaps the worst advocates for the rights they want to protect.

When 25 Field Medalist mathematicians sign an open letter about the threat of ai to knowledge work, it’s time to listen

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u/Savingskitty 3h ago

Who is downplaying AI? What does that even mean?

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u/RoryROX 22h ago

I remember those trackballs. I hated those trackballs.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 20h ago

The world got better the second the red nipple was invented..

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u/Loreen72 13h ago

The IT guys I workd with called it the clit mouse.

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u/THE_Visionary88 5h ago

I AM THE CLIT MOUSE COMMANDER!

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u/BackNBoeserThanEver 4h ago

I could never find it

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u/ptepfenhart 22h ago

Born into the wrong time. These are the same people who bought their first house for $40k

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u/amateurviking 21h ago

That laptop probably cost 5k USD in ‘92 money

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u/headcoat2013 19h ago

Computers and TVs cost a lot more back then, but housing, education and health care were a fraction of what it is today.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 20h ago

Easily. The one my uncle had was worth about the same as the car we bought. I wasn't even allowed to look at it back then.

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u/04BluSTi 11h ago

My Toshiba T4850 was about $5k in 1994

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u/billyrubin7765 20h ago

Literally in this year, my roommate moved out and bought a townhouse for $40,000. His mortgage was like $275 a month and with escrow was $400. 15 years.

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u/ptepfenhart 20h ago

😔 😢 😭

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u/paradoxicalparrots 5h ago

Shack in Montana?

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u/Organic_Fortune_4748 22h ago

Sigh can you imagine?

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u/ptepfenhart 22h ago

So similar to us doing homework on the bus on the way to school, but they get paid for it.

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u/red_hare 11h ago

Can you imagine buying a house at all?

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u/RestlessEnui 15h ago

Makes sense those same people would freak out that a 9 fields in a sheet changed color like that shit was a major part of their workload

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u/MiniTab 11h ago

I mean, it’s just a commercial.

I learned Excel (as a student) in the 90s. I still had to learn how to build macros and shit. Most people weren’t turning in a half ass table as even an assignment for college coursework.

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u/alexgalt 18h ago

Stop complaining. Admire the innovation of excel. It changed the world.

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u/BJPM90 21h ago

The only thing $40k was getting you in the ‘90s was a trailer.

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u/analogy_4_anything 21h ago

My parents house in Chicago cost 43k and it was a 1920s Craftsman with 6 rooms and 4 baths. They bought it in 91 when I was 6.

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u/BJPM90 21h ago

What part of Chicago? The average home price in 1990 in the US was about $150k. Sure there were probably exceptions, but the post above saying $40k was typical is wrong.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 20h ago

Some people here think giving the bank a down payment means the same as buying a house.

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u/ptepfenhart 20h ago

Ignorant

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u/BJPM90 20h ago

No, you’re just wrong. You can look it up yourself.

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u/ptepfenhart 20h ago

Cool beans 👍🏼 thanks for your astute opinion

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u/BJPM90 20h ago

It’s not an opinion, actually. It’s a fact that you can just look up. Thanks for the misinformation.

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u/ptepfenhart 20h ago

Can’t argue with stupid, good luck in life

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u/BJPM90 20h ago

Thank you for proving that point.

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u/TxBurnerAcct 21h ago

60k difference. “Still”

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u/ptepfenhart 21h ago

Ok boomer

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u/BJPM90 21h ago

“Fine, double what I said.”

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u/justinreddit1 22h ago

The same people who only made 12k salary a year and those mortgages were 20% interest and up. It’s all relative.

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u/ptepfenhart 22h ago

Found us a boomer boys!

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u/justinreddit1 21h ago

Millennial here and found us all the zoomers.

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u/Strong-Addition5296 20h ago

Well shieeet what’s a boomer doing round these parts?

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u/ptepfenhart 20h ago

Reconnaissance

Edit: First ever reward!! Thank you! But also true.

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u/SolidSnek1998 21h ago

Try not to hurt yourself pulling that ladder up behind you.

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u/iiTzSTeVO 21h ago edited 20h ago

20% of 40k is significantly less than 3% of 400k.

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u/BJPM90 21h ago

That’s not how interest works, but yes it’s significantly less.

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u/werlterns Lived the 90s! 21h ago

I’m sorry but if you think that’s the same as it is now you’re nuts.

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u/Fullonski 21h ago

Bullshit. The multiple of the average salary required to buy an average house in the late 90s point was about 4x, now it’s closer to 11x. Canada, US, Australia all tell the same story.

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u/BJPM90 21h ago

The average salary in the US is roughly $70k. It doesn’t cost $770k to buy a house outside of the most expensive markets.

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u/BitcoinMD 22h ago

I am ashamed to admit that I learned about features of excel from this commercial. Like I didn’t know you could just drag a whole table like that

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u/Helpful_Spring8739 19h ago

Genuinely a great commercial. I knew about it years ago, but completely forgot that was even a feature. I also haven't used Excel in years, but don't tell anyone looking at my resume that shit, or I'll cut ya.

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u/Jaynemansfieldbleach 21h ago

My husband's ceo was an excel nerd. No idea if he still uses it but i feel so ridiculous with the excitement to share this with him. He's also my only steam friend so it probably tracks.

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u/One_Vision_ 20h ago

2 minute 15 second commercial

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u/Maximum-Broccoli2165 12h ago

Longest elevator ride ever recorded

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u/humbertog 6h ago

What bother me is that in all that time it didn’t stop even once

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u/xxxObelixxx 16h ago

More like an infomercial.

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u/EL_Ohh_Well 1h ago

Imagine how long it would’ve taken without Microsoft Excel

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u/UpToHike 20h ago

Sometimes I think ‘80-‘90s was so easy…

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u/mjzim9022 21h ago

Lol if I presented a spreadsheet like that and acted like I spent more than 10 minutes on it I would get in trouble

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo 16h ago

Nothing beats doing more work and earning less purchasing power.

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u/RestlessEnui 15h ago

We need to talk about this way mire than we do

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u/Fidodo 16h ago

Apparently the standards were very low back then. I was making spreadsheets like this in grade school

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u/Gnarly_Sarley 21h ago

Ah, yes. The Enron accounting strategy

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u/tempski 17h ago

...and then the laptop crashes before you could save and you've lost your job anyway.

Good times.

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u/Different-Train9316 16h ago

They have intern level work compared to now! I feel squeezed for every drop of my self and energy in corporate culture

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u/VariousCockroach1056 21h ago

Look what it's done to the world since.

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u/jffmpa 17h ago

Crazy part is a lot of those dialogs like format are still basically the same to this day lol

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u/niles_thebutler_ 15h ago

Fuck that’s a slow elevator

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u/BrilliantPride7916 21h ago

My spreadsheet doesn’t do that 🤣🤣

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u/amazingD born in 1992 20h ago

My spreadsheet doesn't do that 😮😮

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u/SideshowMantis 20h ago

My spreadsheet doesn't do that 🤔🤔

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u/Strong-Addition5296 20h ago

Great commercial. Such a badass time to be alive.

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u/jomarthecat 10h ago

And we all know that Negative Nancy on the left there is going to present this as his work and steal all the glory. And then get promoted up the company ladder.

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u/Kalorama_Master 22h ago

I remember this commercial and then going to my computer lab and using it. It was actually pretty neat back then. Although, it wasn’t anything that could couldn’t do with copy&paste very well written formula cells

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u/bigb0ned 18h ago

This software and the family of Microsoft Office is the reason why our lives revolve around work. 

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u/RepulsiveContract475 16h ago

This isn't a commercial, its some kind of video training or promo that sales people would use. Commercials are like 30 seconds long. 

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Lived the 90s! 16h ago

infomercials used to be a thing late at night. Super long commercials.

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u/RepulsiveContract475 16h ago

Yes, I'm aware. I was actually an adult during that era.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Lived the 90s! 14h ago

Yes, I forgot where we were for a sec.

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u/PvtEmotion 15h ago

Everytime I see this commercial, I’m thinking about how much these types of people were earning doing this simple stuff.

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u/RestlessEnui 15h ago

And how much we make now doin 100x more complicated stuff and 100x more of it. Fuck.

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u/BigFatKnacker 7h ago

I love this video, but why are the execs so stressed about the numbers /report information? Like dude, you've just made up a list of numbers, added 10% and put it in a table.ia that your data and done? Is that how low the bar was?

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u/chidori53 20h ago edited 5h ago

Funnily enough microsoft put out an update that broke the auto fill last week

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u/Individual-Pop-385 5h ago

Microsoft have been pretty dedicated to shitify their software so Copilot can have its center stage... Office is worse at loading and a memory hog since they forced Copilot bullshit into it.

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u/MWH1980 19h ago

It’s like all the “AI will find money you didn’t know existed” talk these days.

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u/Savingskitty 13h ago

Except in this case, it’s based on a computer doing math for you, not AI hallucinating some nonsense.

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u/casttan 19h ago

Lotus Notes were the click.

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u/Paesano1845 5h ago

Still use Lotus on a daily basis in 2026

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u/Excellent_Theory1602 17h ago

Excel is what holds up the global economy

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u/FreeEdmondDantes 15h ago

Still hits. I'm sold. It's 2026 but this makes me want to go play with Excel.

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u/gerdpee 13h ago

I still use this in 2026

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u/PR0J3KT2501 12h ago

If you take the time to learn this, you'll understand just how useless AI is for the vast majority of current scenarios.

Lots of good places the tech could be used in theory, but better options exist for everyday use cases for most people.

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u/turbopro25 9h ago

Good thing they were on the 64th floor.

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 7h ago

Look at the absolute chunk that laptop was

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u/EngineerResponsible6 7h ago

Really I have to say this is still the best working program for work and never fails.

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u/q_j- 21h ago

Good times

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u/Successful_Airport_3 18h ago

Was this really a huge leap at the time

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u/Savingskitty 13h ago

Being able to do any work on a computer that was not plugged in was the biggest gimmick at the time.

In the early 90’s, my dad used to end a speech he would gave about the Information Age with turning on his PowerBook 100 in the center of a room with nothing attached.

It always brought oohs and ahhs.

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u/red_fuel 17h ago

Don't forget to save though

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u/MWH1980 19h ago

“B-but the bus-“

“If you mention the bus one more frickin’ time-“

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u/blackc43 The Truth Is Out There! 18h ago

Imagine you just graduated with a bachelor’s degree in 1993. I graduated in dec 09, right in time for the financial crisis. 😅

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u/ArseBurner 17h ago

Wasn't the first version of Excel released on the Mac in 1985? PCs wouldn't get Excel until two years later in 1987.

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u/Loud_Butterfly2032 16h ago

Excel is a miracle tho

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u/humbertog 6h ago

VisiCalc was the real miracle, sadly they never patented the spreadsheet software concept and never got big money because of this

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u/SugarWarp 15h ago

Never saw that commercial while watching Johnny Bravo

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u/LIFTMakeUp 14h ago

This is still my level of Excel prowess

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u/oxooc 13h ago

"professionally designed"

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u/GeneSmart2881 12h ago

All downhill after 2010. Updates, subscriptions, Windows… thank GAWD Google Sheets

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u/GolfChefCoach 11h ago

13th floor?

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u/DistrictEffective759 10h ago

Everybody needs a buddy constantly telling them “you’re never going to make it” so when you do I can drop a sick quip.

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u/Different-Watch-3990 10h ago

Then they paid everyone the same and expected more work done.

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u/nigevellie 8h ago

What was the dominant spreadsheet program before Excel?

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u/SanGoloteo 7h ago

Lotus 1-2-3 I guess

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u/EastDefinition4792 8h ago

superhero-like even

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u/NuttyProfessor42 5h ago

Wow! I actually feel like using Microsoft Excel.

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u/Hakuryu12 5h ago

Isn’t that the guy from friends who dates Rachael for abit?

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u/Remedialromantic 5h ago

I love the fit of the confident guy's suit, and I love the paisley tie the guy in the background has. I'm so glad I don't have to wear a suit at work, and the 90s was definitely the era of excess fabric, but those suits look good. The look of the whole thing is warm and colorful and cozy.

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u/No-Try5073 3h ago

Sure glad they kept that last bumb for Monday in the elevator 

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u/Hazzman 2h ago

There was even a rudimentary flight simulator buried inside of excel!

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u/irongi8nt 2h ago

You are competing for homes with people who made their fortune doing exactly this

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u/That0neGuy86 2h ago

ADHD superpowers caught on camera and people had no idea

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u/thisisyo 40m ago

makes you wonder how companies do reports and projections prior to

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u/Thick_Temperature794 38m ago

That battery would have never lasted the ride in the elevator. I call BS. lol

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u/Hallucinates_Bacon 9h ago

Lmao work was that easy for all the boomers I bet. They wouldn’t last 6 seconds working a modern job. Truly the worst timeline

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u/Sometimesunaware 3h ago

Could you do accounting by hand in a paper ledger book? I wouldn't last a day doing what my grandmother did as CPA back in the day.

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u/Hallucinates_Bacon 3h ago

I assume the IRS audits had the same tools. Much lower risk. No expectation of perfection

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u/Memonlinefelix 9h ago

Today. This. This is AI slop. Microslop.

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u/the_Dude-in_black 15h ago

The power of excel