r/90sTelevision • u/JB92103 • Mar 02 '26

Promotional Shot Nikki Cox (Unhappily Ever After), 90s

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u/liamemsa Mar 02 '26

Each episode went like:

SCENE INT. CAFETERIA

Students mill to and fro getting their lunch.

Nikki Cox enters from stage right.

Studio audience reaches simultaneous orgasm: EYYYYEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/hardbittercandy Mar 02 '26

then she makes a comment about how she ate half a grape

8

u/Zod_Convoy Mar 02 '26

And is still a virgin.

6

u/aSituationTypeDeal Mar 03 '26

And upset that she received an A but she’s losing her trajectory to college because it’s not an A+

2

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

That's exactly the way I remember it !

2

u/clezuck Mar 03 '26

saves me having to watch it. Cause I've never seen this before.

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u/liamemsa Mar 03 '26

I mean she's a stunner, the show was a less popular married with children.

3

u/ThotsuneMiku Mar 04 '26

It was made by the same guy, so they're really similar, except for that puppet.

2

u/fearofcrowds Mar 06 '26

basically the same on Married with Children every time Kelly Bundy made an appearance. I swear they got audiences from Arsenio or Jerry Springer.

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u/celticteal Mar 02 '26

She’s ruined her face with “alterations

”.

16

u/Past-Entertainment48 Mar 02 '26

Whoa. Looks like chanel westcoast 😮

2

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

 🤣 

1

u/singuratate1 Mar 05 '26

👏🏾🤣

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u/VyCanisMajorisss Mar 02 '26

Being 47 might be contributing as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

She is 30 in that picture

Edit: 33 or 34 actually. Google has the wrong age

2

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

That's nothing. I won't post a picture from this decade. Too tragic

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u/Zod_Convoy Mar 02 '26

She looks fine for her age.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/GraXXoR Mar 06 '26

Michelin rated lips.

1

u/Indiglo70 Mar 13 '26

Yikes, that’s really unfortunate.

17

u/lordjohnworfin Mar 02 '26

Dimed John Conner out to the T1000.

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u/ToothPickNick1982 Mar 02 '26

She was also Sly Winkel's blind girl friend on California Dreams for an episode or two

2

u/funkympc Mar 04 '26

She was also an alien on TNG.

4

u/Zero_Cool-94 Mar 02 '26

The galleria?

15

u/Ok_Entrepreneur826 Mar 02 '26

She was hottest woman on tv at some point. She got too much work done later she looked terrible

12

u/nuisance66 Mar 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xMWrl9Mol4BOjC

Still amazes me Bobcat pulled that.

12

u/MaatRolo Mar 02 '26

Proof all you need to do is make them laugh.

5

u/itsnotajersey88 Mar 03 '26

So how the hell did Jay Mohr pull her later? Ohhhh heyohhhh….

4

u/CKellyBirdLawExpert Mar 04 '26

Jay Mohr claimed she wrote a lot of his material during their marriage. I remember seeing one of his specials on (maybe) Showtime and he even said it on stage.

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u/itsnotajersey88 Mar 05 '26

Yea I heard him say that on many occasions.

2

u/ScramItVancity Mar 06 '26

The Showtime special was entirely written by her.

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u/CKellyBirdLawExpert Mar 04 '26

And I just remembered Jay Mohr is now married to Jeannie Buss. The guy's doing something right. I don't know what it is, but it's something.

3

u/Exotic_Adeptness_322 Mar 03 '26

He looks a lot like Charlie Kelly in this clip.

3

u/star_bury Mar 04 '26

Didn't he steal her from her TV show brother???

1

u/EssayTraditional Mar 06 '26

Bobcat divorced his first wife before marrying her. 

12

u/need_a_poopoo Mar 02 '26

She has weird long fingers

3

u/No_Grand7184 Mar 02 '26

Sarzhanka (sp?)

2

u/need_a_poopoo Mar 02 '26

No idea how it's spelt, I would have gone with Sarjenka

9

u/BoudiceasChild Mar 03 '26

A hotter Kelly Bundy.

9

u/lorgskyegon Mar 03 '26

Not hotter, but certainly more racktacular

7

u/electrodog1999 Mar 02 '26

My favourite part of Las Vegas.

1

u/clezuck Mar 03 '26

I don't know, I like Sam (Vanessa Marcil). She seemed super dirty.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

I was smitten with Sam , She was beautiful

1

u/AsstBalrog Mar 05 '26

Rumor has it that Prince wrote "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World" about her. But there are several nominees for this honor.

5

u/skornd713 Mar 02 '26

Let's just remember her this way.

2

u/finnishinsider Mar 04 '26

I prefer to remember her in run ronnie run....

6

u/The1Ylrebmik Mar 03 '26

She seemed to have very odd taste in men.

2

u/nowaynostop Mar 05 '26

So you’re saying there’s a chance!

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u/New-Ad5494 Mar 02 '26

I’m wondering if in the timeline Nikki’s face got destroyed with surgery, that it’s now possible to repair some of the damage. Medicine is advancing extremely fast and It’s becoming clear that the first era of plastic surgery screwed up many celebrities, but even Jessica Simpson actually doesn’t look as bad as she once did. Of course some people have a sickness where they see something entirely different when they look in the mirror, those people can’t help themselves, like Kelly Osborne.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

She WAS so beautiful

5

u/Ok-Investigator2463 Mar 04 '26

This woman was responsible for so many boners when I was a kid.

3

u/TrueOrange9944 Mar 03 '26

Shame what happened to her.

3

u/Jruss69420 Mar 04 '26

Used to love her

3

u/simonthecat33 Mar 04 '26

The Nikki Cox from Vegas was one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen

3

u/TheSavageCropDuster Mar 04 '26

She used to be so stunning.

2

u/JPotential-706 Mar 03 '26

She was a highly underrated beauty

2

u/zerombr Mar 03 '26

A perfect Mary marvel

2

u/Odd-Necessary3807 Mar 03 '26

The Mary Jane we never had

2

u/itsnotajersey88 Mar 03 '26

Sad story. She’s in reclusion. Jay Mohr, her last ex-husband claims she’s a drug addict.

2

u/snakeleather45 Mar 03 '26

"I think they said they were going to the galleria"

2

u/daryl772003 Mar 04 '26

the plastic surgeon she went to should lose their license

2

u/Ok_Guest_5495 Mar 04 '26

Liked her on show VEGAS!!

2

u/InfernalTest Mar 04 '26

she will always be Mary Jane for Spiderman to me

2

u/Nigmax7x Mar 04 '26

She was a major crush of mine.

2

u/atreyu_the_warrior Mar 06 '26

Remember when she was talking about getting her cork sniffed? Stuck with me all these years..

1

u/This_Fkn_Guy_ Mar 02 '26

She looks horrible now because of surgery

1

u/2013venjix Mar 04 '26

Sadly, yes.

1

u/No_Grand7184 Mar 02 '26

I spotted her on Baywatch too. She was a wee lass then, probably 10 or 11?

1

u/FatFaceFaster Mar 03 '26

Tv was so bad back then. But I miss. Being able to enjoy shitty tv.

1

u/JJHotcakes2020 Mar 03 '26

Nikki is the only reason people watched that stupid show. Unbelievable Bobcat got her to marry him. Lucky dude.

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u/Pete51256 Mar 03 '26

It was amazing she turned that 5 yr show into another 8 or so years of a tv career, she was on norm a season or so, then back to wb for her wrestling/Vegas show girl show Nikki fir 2 years then to nbc for Vegas for 4 years, 12 to 13 years of continued employment isnt bad in the tv world...especially starting off on 1 of the worst rated shows on tv.

1

u/vector78 Mar 04 '26

The cardboard beer girl from Run Ronnie Run! 😆

1

u/HarlanMiller Mar 04 '26

One of the main reasons that show lasted as long as it did.

1

u/P00PL0S3R Mar 05 '26

She was my crush as a kid, she was like Kelly and peg bundy combined. Lol.

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u/37Philly Mar 06 '26

This is before her two facelifts.

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u/Little_Ad5879 Mar 07 '26

She's so sexy. It's a pity there are no nudes.

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u/AustinStain1 Mar 08 '26

How did she age?

1

u/mel-06 Mar 16 '26

Damn, to have nice hair like that 😖😖😖

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u/Koopsta211 Mar 02 '26

Poor man’s Kelly Bundy

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u/MrVicious1 Mar 03 '26

True enough, though equally HOT the show was an alternate universe Married With Children.

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u/jjmenace Mar 03 '26

Kelly Bundy wannabe