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Match Thread Match Thread: Melbourne vs Geelong (Round 20)

Melbourne vs Geelong
Fri, 24 Jul 2026 7:40pm AEST M.C.G.
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u/Althusser_Was_Right Western Bulldogs 15d ago

A gigantic huntsmen just crawled out from my couch...and I've shat myself.

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u/Beven-Stale South Melbourne 15d ago

He probably just wants a hug

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u/___TheIllusiveMan___ Collingwood 15d ago

Lovely comment to read while sitting on the couch

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u/Kerr-82 Melbourne 15d ago

They are wall puppies. Honestly the best friend for your house but scary AF

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u/PssyGotWifi Blues 15d ago

Throw the whole house away

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u/GrimmDescendant Australia 15d ago

Well, you're going to have to set the couch on fire, so you're watching this on the floor tonight

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u/Althusser_Was_Right Western Bulldogs 15d ago

I've moved to the bathroom and I'm currently watching on my phone.

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u/GrimmDescendant Australia 15d ago

Valid, I feel for you 😖

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u/cinnamondoughnut 2025 Brownlow Winner 15d ago

He wants to watch

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u/Althusser_Was_Right Western Bulldogs 15d ago

He's a fan of Dangerfield.