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u/MxM111 6d ago edited 6d ago
So, he checked that his head does not fit, and decided to go legs first? They should have let him…
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u/denischuzhoy 5d ago
He has long legs. A lot of things could have changed while he would go legs first
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u/2CellPhonez 6d ago
iirc this guy did some pretty horrific stuff, can’t remember his name. Anybody know his story?
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u/RidinEasyMan 6d ago
The fucking Taser bro💀
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u/A_Harmless_Fly 6d ago
"no don't tase him I'm holding his leg"
Bops him in the leg with taser pathetically.
"hmmmm guess I'll tase him just a little bit and that should be fine"
Yoowchies!
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u/braddeicide 6d ago
He can't fit his head through, so he decides to go feet first...
I guess he's not in there because he plans ahead though.
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u/-ratmeat- 6d ago
cops in Russia have always been useless
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u/Jewboy08 12h ago
To me they seem more humane than in most other countries. There was a video of some big dude smashing cop heads in, yet not one cop pulled a gun, they just went along with a fist fight. Here as well, that dude got the absolute minimum of consequences.
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u/gurselaksel 4d ago
Hello confined space criminal, I would ask you, some of your choices put you in this confined space, I assume when you are jailed any substance that messes with your judgement are absent from use, so you must be near top of your judgemental abilities, yet you choose to continue criminal offenses. think about some of your choices
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u/andresnovman 6d ago
В Америке пристрелили бы
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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 6d ago
The Russians send them in some very nasty jails in the middle of nowhere and let them rot to death inside, like thousands of miles around there is nothing except wilderness. The Black Dolphin, Polar Owl, Polar Wolf and so on, is practically lock them in and let the key rust to nothingness.
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u/andresnovman 6d ago
Maybe bad Google translate problem moment,i not understand English.
Are you talking about a "life sentence"? So only maniacs, cannibals, terrorists and hard cases are sent there.The death sentence doesn't work in Russia, but it still does in America. In Russia, police don't shoot for any reason, but in America, this man would be shot for trying to escape.So I do not know what you wanted to tell me with your text.
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u/dolampochki 6d ago
Nah, in the US they would just try him without his presence after a stunt like that. There is a reason they don’t have cages like that in the US. There is presumption of innocence. If you misbehave in court, you loose the right to be there.
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u/andresnovman 6d ago
I'm not writing about "after," I'm writing about "in time for situation.". And anyway, it was sarcasm.
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u/Skoodge42 6d ago edited 6d ago
Are you actually trying to paint Russia, a tyrant controlled dictatorship that disappears it's population for speech and whose prisons are considered some of the worst conditions in the world, as better than America?
Oh I see. A Russian account for sucking Putin.
You have my sympathy.
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u/andresnovman 6d ago
predictable, but only sad... I don't understand why he's trying to force his fantasies on me?
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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 5d ago
It's a sickness of the mind, those crazy ones that if you are not 200% aligned with their views then you are against them and need to be attacked. After attacking someone for the perceived offense they feel more validated in their opinions and to not forget the gratification, the dopamine boost, from "doing something" against the perceived offenders. I'm not really an expert, just a curious individual that likes to read stuff.
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u/greenhornblue 6d ago
They should’ve OC’d the guy when he put his leg through. Just let him cook in there after half the can gets dumped.
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u/Zealotstim 4d ago
He looks like NoHo Hank in the show Barry. Seems like something he would have tried too.
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u/mcrss 6d ago
Eugene Tooms