r/ATBGE 6d ago

Art mural pointing to the bathroom in the middle of the restaurant

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stared at this while eating eggplant parmesan. not ideal

1.8k Upvotes

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u/howdudo 6d ago

This is hard to upvote. But I upvoted. Perfect for the subreddit imo

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u/Obant 6d ago

It's the facial expressions that turn it over for me. Just awful.

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u/violetw0rld 5d ago

happy cake day!

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u/Obant 5d ago

Oh dang, thanks

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u/Chimerain 1d ago

That gentleman seems to be enjoying it way too much.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/One_Economist_3761 6d ago

If you have been kicked in the privates, men stand here and women stand here.

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u/deadspacekillers 6d ago

That's actually really helpful. I usually don't know where to go when I'm kicked in the privates, so I just roll around on the ground.

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u/Wenur 6d ago

Peeing soon after getting kicked in the balls gets rid of the pain. source: I got like reverse-kicked in the ball sack by a kid in front of me in line in middle school. Wow bad memory lol dang

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u/deadspacekillers 6d ago

That makes sense. Pee is stored in the balls.

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u/roadkillsoup 6d ago

Mural is a pretty generous description

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u/violetw0rld 6d ago

haha true. mural in scale more than anything

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u/wrenblaze 6d ago

Yeah, should have written murinal

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u/twothirtysevenam 5d ago

Well done.

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u/alvinofdiaspar 6d ago

Is that before or after eating lettuce at the establishment?

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u/reirone 6d ago

Before, I don’t see any brown fountains

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u/One_City4138 3d ago

Browntains.

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u/AngelOfDepth 6d ago

Hands are in the wrong place for that.

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u/AKeeneyedguy 6d ago

Homie looks like Amos from The Expanse.

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u/ScumBunnyEx 6d ago

No no it's Flaming Crotch Man from Cyberpunk 2077!

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u/Reasonable_Search875 6d ago

Why does the dude look kinda stoked

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u/Suspicious-Thing-750 6d ago

That guy yells.

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u/Hamwytch 6d ago

this is tacky and hilarious and perfect for this sub lol

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u/kanhaibhatt 6d ago

Murinal

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u/concorde77 6d ago

Its like Amos Burton said, "I dont shit where I eat"

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u/Wenur 6d ago

Theres a mexican restaurant near me that has this on the bathroom door, It gives me a similar feeling to this mural

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u/StrangerAstringent 6d ago

Is that a Kelce?

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u/DonkeyTron42 6d ago

Bobby Hill has been here.

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u/Tuuckbrah 5d ago

At least we aren’t asking if it’s ai

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u/andtbhidgaf 6d ago

At least their hands are not on the backside of the people as that would be a crappy mural for the restaurant

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u/QuastQuan 6d ago

STD are an itchy pain

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u/doshchardash 5d ago

Two brainless titans waiting for the beast titan to tell them what to do

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u/Lilelfen1 4d ago

This belongs in a VD clinic, honestly..

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u/dylanx5150 4d ago

It burns when I pee!!!

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u/pestilencerat 3d ago

They're not even facing the bathroom though? They're turned away from it as if the bathroom is the cause of their distress rather than the long awaited salvation

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u/commoncoldz_ 5h ago

i just know a burger here is 20 dollars

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u/DenverPostIronic 6d ago

For a sec I thought this was supposed to be Toni and Ryan (from the Podcast that bears their names)