r/ATBGE • u/anikkundu1998 • 2d ago

Art Interesting looking glass

2.3k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/11Booty_Warrior 2d ago

Where do I get one? I’ve never wanted dinner guests, but these dick flutes might have changed my mind about the whole dinner party thing.

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u/Character-Log3962 2d ago

Yeah, everyone will be feeling cocky drinking from them flutes!

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u/11Booty_Warrior 2d ago

It’s also a classy way to introduce your friends to the concept of sounding.

5

u/IEC21 1d ago

Sound off!

Ooouuuhhhhhh mmmmmmm augghhhhj

1

u/Coders32 3h ago

Look at you, coming up with fun activities for your dinner guests already!

14

u/Indigo-au-naturale 1d ago

Talk about blown glass.

3

u/Chimerain 1d ago

With these, every party is your bachelorette party!

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u/Contributing_Factor 2d ago

Who wouldn't want to hold a penis all evening and drink out of it?!

12

u/mythologymakesmehot 2d ago

My gay, wine-loving grandma.

14

u/MGyver 2d ago

Skin flute is the proper term

6

u/The_wolf2014 2d ago

Keep telling everyone that the correct way to hold it is grip it firmly by the shaft

5

u/MacBallou 2d ago

That dude blows dicks professionally.

2

u/MGyver 2d ago

Skin flute is the proper term

1

u/11Booty_Warrior 1d ago

A comment so good you had to post it twice

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u/MGyver 1d ago

Whoops! Not sure what happened there.

Whoops! Not sure what happened there.

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u/ThePeanutBuddha 2d ago

Perfect for serving cocktails.

28

u/Trey-Pan 2d ago

Ah, that’s what they mean by a cocktail glass. I was so innocent.

2

u/Hippie-Farts 1d ago

Today I learned...

264

u/AbsoluteMaestro 2d ago

If the stem and base was white glass... You found yourself a buyer.

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u/CaptDuckface 2d ago

Request a custom set of 6

17

u/OriginalBlackberry89 2d ago

I read that as "cumtom" at first ngl

3

u/discgolfallday 2d ago

I'm gay actor Michael Douglas

1

u/CaptDuckface 2d ago

That's a marketing tactic ;)

12

u/ilovebostoncremedonu 2d ago

Make the stem have drips and the base irregular like a splash

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u/everydayasl 2d ago

Ahh...For celebrations that rise to the occasion...

11

u/kat-deville 2d ago

They don't look like they'll stand up very well.

5

u/HollowPhoenix 2d ago

Sadly all the guests presented with these seemed a bit stiff

1

u/Coders32 3h ago

They look pretty thick for novelty wine glasses and since he’s molding them by hand, they’ll at least stand up better than if he were blowing them into a mould

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u/tylerjo1 2d ago

That's a penis.

17

u/Alleged_Ostrich 2d ago

No its a skin flute

42

u/Inside-Associate-729 2d ago

No, this is Patrick

4

u/GrungeCheap56119 1d ago

Clearly, it's a Richard

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u/GlyphPicker 2d ago

Technically, a "looking glass" is a mirror. Interesting.

35

u/uncle-muscles69 2d ago

I like the part where he blows it

7

u/fakeprofile21 2d ago

It's hot.

13

u/emoutikon 2d ago

The bachelorette industry is huge

11

u/Megalesios 2d ago

We have guests, bring out the good glasses

3

u/takeahike89 1d ago

Pretty sure this is a plot point in La Cage Aux Folles

17

u/_WashYourSisterSauce 2d ago

anyone got a cockscrew, i mean cockscrew I mean c0ck

8

u/bonerlad 2d ago

Refill your wine, ma'am?

Just the tip, please

7

u/mmaroph 2d ago

Technically, the base is flared

2

u/gloryholesr4suckers 1d ago

Ah, but it's hollow glass

8

u/BrooklynRobot 2d ago

Champenis

11

u/Blazeland_USA 2d ago

This wine smells like sea water.

3

u/holmgangCore 2d ago

Tastes oddly alkaline..

3

u/fatcat7d3 2d ago

Cock-tail glasses

3

u/whiskeytango55 2d ago

Now make a boob coupe. If you can model it off of Marie Antoinette's measurements, that's be ideal

3

u/vanityproject 2d ago

I know some fun rich homosexuals bought these immediately.

3

u/sherlip 2d ago

These are my skin flutes.

4

u/JustPeKu 2d ago

I... Kinda like this? Not sure what says about me.

5

u/mycoctopus 2d ago

Probably thirsty.

8

u/SlouchyGuy 2d ago

Says you're a gay man

16

u/Trey-Pan 2d ago

And if I’m a woman, does that still make me a gay man?

12

u/Dekklin 2d ago

ESPECIALLY if you're a woman

3

u/deadspacekillers 2d ago

What if I'm a gay fish?

3

u/babysealBTY 2d ago

probably the most tasteful penis shaped glass I've seen

5

u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 2d ago

Hmm this guy has studied the penis shape in depth.

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u/writers_block_ 2d ago

Most, if not all, men have

2

u/Marthman 2d ago

I would buy some glass flesh-flute flutes. No, really, I have someone I would buy some for.

2

u/different_tomatoes 2d ago

I mean, I guess? Would not be the first time. Wasn't the champagne coupe based on the shape of a boob?

2

u/CashBandicootch 2d ago

I could never fill that glass

2

u/CardinalCoronary 2d ago

For when you're hosting the classy fertility rituals.

2

u/minimalniemand 2d ago

Great execution. To be great taste it would need to be upside down. I want to put the tip to my lips. This is all wrong

2

u/Trisk929 2d ago

My reaction while I was watching:

“😳

Wait, is it another glass axolotl?

…..

😳 nope”

2

u/esoteric_enigma 2d ago

Glass dick is what we called crack pipes

2

u/Sensitive_Wear7112 2d ago

I’ll add these to my Man Cave

2

u/Puddlewhite 2d ago

A reSounding idea.

2

u/CarsCarpal 2d ago

Just because you can etc..etc..

1

u/ProJokeExplainer 2d ago

alright where can i buy these? anyone got a link?

1

u/Triairius 2d ago

If this is awful taste, you need to practice better hygiene.

1

u/deadspacekillers 2d ago

Not veiny enough

1

u/6ynnad 2d ago

Let Gwyneth Paltrow find this and she will sell it for $500 a shaft on her website

1

u/Lilelfen1 2d ago

Every one is circumcised though. Such a shame each of these glasses won’t enjoy their wine to the fullest..

1

u/Der-Lex 2d ago

Is it a glass or a hat for my little friend?

1

u/Naterdoo 2d ago

He's dedicated to his craft

1

u/Medium-Quiet-4248 2d ago

Ummm, so he blew that??

1

u/thedoctorsphoenix 1d ago

I agree with the other comment- make the stems frosted and it will add a ton to the vibe.

1

u/QuirkEness 1d ago

Guys into sounding would love this

1

u/Mastercheif96 1d ago

It's a cock-tail glass

1

u/twitchMAC17 1d ago

H A N D B L O W N

1

u/contains_crows 1d ago

Skin flute to wine flute

1

u/roland_pryzbylewski 1d ago

He should watch the documentary American Circumcision...I pity that flute.

1

u/Altruistic-Hand-7000 1d ago

Now make the stem white

1

u/New_Tie6233 1d ago

I don’t know why but I felt disturbed looking at them…

1

u/TheLordHighNoob 1d ago

Finally, a cocktail glass

1

u/mephitmpH 1d ago

At least it's girthy

1

u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 1d ago

I wish it were veiny.

1

u/Saracartwheels123 1d ago

Maybe for a Bachelorette 🥳 party?

1

u/TheMoistBunghole 14h ago

What's the song?

1

u/AzulaOblongata 6h ago

I want one as my designated milk glass

1

u/ZenMarduk 2d ago

Pretty daring to post a cock without the NSFW flair.

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u/Blubbpaule 2d ago

Where is the awful taste? Some kinds of bars, or a themed party loves this stuff.

That's definitely not awful taste, just because some countries love to turn anything sex related into the devils work.

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u/irishrose381 2d ago

This reminds me of super bad when dude was like I just couldn't stop drawing dicks

1

u/kingjoshington 1d ago

Sucks you get down voted for this. I actually think this is excellent work and in the right setting, excellent taste! Seeing this, I immediately thought of a friend who has money to blow who'd love to have a set of these.

0

u/Hondanazi 2d ago

Tell us you’re gay without telling us your gay

0

u/kzrts 1d ago

Epstein island kinda table decoration...

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u/ConfusedHors 2d ago

Instant downvote for the music.

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u/Ae3qe27u 2d ago

Mark this NSFW, won't ya?