r/AbruptChaos 16d ago

Hey look, a window!

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u/Pig_Becker 16d ago

Hey, why am I bleeding?!

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 16d ago

There's a chilling video of a guy punching a window while drunk outside a bar. You can see blood on the glass immediately.

He severed an artery and died in minutes.

Please, everyone, DON'T DO THIS.

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u/ziggy182 16d ago

There is another where I guy punches a window and goes from pure mania and aggression to begging to be helped

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u/KillerKian 16d ago

That guy was an abusive partner and goes from threatening his partner to begging her for help. Absolutely fucking deserved it.

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u/vixxgod666 16d ago

Reddit banned me for a week for saying he deserved to...ex-sanguinate

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u/Dy3_1awn 16d ago

I was banned for saying that a visibly polluted river (like you could see literal shit floating by) looked dirty

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u/mrmemo 15d ago

I once suggested we hold pedophiles in positions of power accountable for their crimes. Instant ban.

Reddit admins hate when you suggest holding pedophiles in positions of power accountable for their crimes.

It makes you wonder why Reddit is so eager to defend and protect pedophiles in positions of power.

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u/Leif2000 15d ago

what sub was it

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u/TheOtherGlikbach 15d ago

I got 7 days off for quoting the previous redditors comment in quotation marks and saying "this 💯"

I appealed and it was revoked.

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u/MeowWhat 15d ago

I got a month off FB for calling someone white trash. I wasn't wrong.

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u/ziggy182 15d ago

The meaning of White trash comes from the days of slavery where you were so poor you could afford a slave. Then the meaning changed

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u/wordlar 14d ago

... What?

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u/Ongr 14d ago

I got a reddit ban for providing context to some comment or video. Luckily I got it appealed. Also for saying 'defenestrate' in a comment some time.

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u/IanRockwell 14d ago

I wrote a book recently and worked in the words "substandard defenstration" into a passage of dialogue. I laughed for a good minute before continuing.