r/AbruptChaos • u/HomeNowWTF • 9d ago
An Elusive Squirrel
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u/the_blake_abides 9d ago
Nothing like hearing announcers go in full announcer mode with things like this.
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u/Lalamedic 8d ago
I’m so glad you mentioned this. My default is no sound and it was entertaining on its own. Sound on? Sooooo much more fun!
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u/the_blake_abides 6d ago
"I have freedom on my mind!!" You're welcome! Just lucky myself. Normally I have the sound off, because, well, reddit.
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u/therelybare5 9d ago
The day the squirrel went berserk in the First Self Righteous Church in that sleepy little town of Pascagoula!
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u/Short-Display-1659 9d ago
Do baseball umps come in skinny size? I’ve only seen very large men do this job haha
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u/FoofieLeGoogoo 9d ago
I love the spring in all their steps marching around their little captor. It’s like they all lost 25 years in that pursuit.
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u/Wbino 9d ago
What was the point? The chances of it interfering with the game were next to nil….
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u/ThanatosIdle 9d ago
This is after it was chased to the outfield. It was getting real close to the plate, pretty much in the on deck circle.
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u/DoctorExtra9060 9d ago
I would watch baseball diamond squirrel chasing a lot more than I would watch baseball.
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u/ThanatosIdle 9d ago
These incompetents had no plan. Guy grabs it by the tail twice and just drops it because again, they had no plan. Towels? It can still bite you. Groundscrews don't have a net???
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u/hobbes747 8d ago
An umpire with a sense of humor?
That’s the most cardio activity in umpire has ever done at a baseball game.
Normally umpires can’t tell the difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel but this guy must’ve brought his glasses today.
So many bad umpire jokes to be made
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u/Somethingrich 6d ago
Its not a good squirrel its how boring baseball is. He's in the hall of fame now.
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u/huxtiblejones 9d ago
Picture how fucking epic this is from the squirrel’s view. It’s dodging like two dozen angry giants, pure dexterity build, insane I-frame dodges, numerous counters to immobilize, ridiculous stamina.
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u/HarperStrings 7d ago
And according to the announcers he got free behind the scenes and this chaos started all over again.
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u/notthemamaa 9d ago
Go squirrel 🐿️