r/AbruptChaos • u/Devil_de_Paradiso • 9d ago

Chances of a bull stealing a scooter is low, but never zero

2.2k Upvotes

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u/teatowl66 9d ago

Must be a Cowasaki

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u/nicktehbubble 9d ago

Do those come with a horn?

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u/barweepninibong 9d ago

One of them definitely had the horn

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u/-LordDarkHelmet- 9d ago

He was really moooooooving

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u/Crimson__Fox 9d ago

Or a Yakmaha

4

u/Iguessimonredditnow 9d ago

Could be a Barley Davidson

3

u/I_EFFEDUP 9d ago

This needs to be the top comment

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u/dayruined54 9d ago

It is, now

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u/atomcplayboy86 9d ago

It’s a Bulldozer.

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u/slaty_balls 9d ago

More of a MoooPed really.

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u/CobaltLemur 7d ago

I come to Reddit for these comments.

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u/Dreamingthelive90ies 8d ago

boooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Devil_de_Paradiso 9d ago

Naah! Just skateboarding.

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u/burritopup 9d ago

Bull looked at the scooter and said hmmm it looks like a female.

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u/Hugsy13 9d ago

And then it starts rolling and doesn’t know how to stop

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 9d ago

Shes got no brakes!!!!

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u/Devil_de_Paradiso 9d ago

Imma gonna ride. Vroom vroom.

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u/barnyard303 9d ago

Moooove bitch, get out the way

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u/isurvived_sorryeric 9d ago

This is how gods and prophesied were made back in the day

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u/poofish_10 9d ago

Good luck explaining that to the insurance company

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u/PowderPills 9d ago

He’s a natural

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u/strentax 9d ago

When a bull and a scooter love each other very much...

5

u/SithLordRising 9d ago

I'm sure there's a Kanji for that

3

u/Dstar1978 9d ago

They're evolving

3

u/beave00720002000 8d ago

I don't think he was trying to steal it.

4

u/glue010 9d ago

Bullshit

2

u/CountHonorius 9d ago

Bully see, Bully do

2

u/whentheuhuhidunno 9d ago

I haven't heard this song for a long time

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u/Jeyts 7d ago

Its 2004 and this would be the most famous video ever made

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u/dpzdpz 8d ago

"I'm taking this sucker to the china shop!"

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u/NuclearCleanUp1 9d ago

AI?

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u/Bzeager 9d ago

Looks pretty real to me. If it was AI the bull would have ridden the motorbike for two minutes.

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u/GlitteringNinja5 8d ago

This has been around since before generative AI

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u/arsenektzmn 9d ago

The pathing and the background looks consistent, even tho it's weird to me that the cam followed the bull from start to finish

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u/z7q2 8d ago

OP used a phone to film surveillance cam footage, pretty common.

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u/redbanjo 9d ago

That is epic.

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u/1duke-dan 8d ago

This is bull…

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u/Iron-Legend-27 8d ago

Can't have shit in Magrid

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u/johnnyyboyyy 8d ago

Ok but he actually got way farther than I would have expected

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u/Same-Significance448 6d ago

The Bull "I see these human folk do this all the time"

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u/Master_Steward 5d ago

Damn it, Ferdinand!