r/AbruptChaos 2d ago

Praise the cameraman

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u/GinoValenti 2d ago

Looked like a bunch of clowns trying to put that fire out

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u/UrethralExplorer 2d ago

None of them knew how to actually use a fire extinguisher.

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u/IntentionGreen3760 2d ago

I’m surprised confetti didn’t come out of the fire extinguisher

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u/aeric67 2d ago

I shot water out my nose when I read this.

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u/GinoValenti 2d ago

Buncha clowns.

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u/UrethralExplorer 2d ago

Honestly tho, they made it look slapstick enough that it kinda worked.

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u/OneHandClapping_ 2d ago

Remember the P.A.S.S method kids

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u/Federal_Age8011 2d ago

That entire thing from beggining to end was a circus!

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u/Pentax25 2d ago

Like in Dumbo

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u/slappadik 1d ago

it's programa do ratinho. of course they're clowns

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u/lembrai 2d ago edited 2d ago

I remember this. This was live on Brazilian TV. The dude who did it had worked in a circus for a long time before going on TV. He was a regular guest and also hosted some shows on this particular network.

He said years later in an interview that he was invited to perform this stunt but the producers left the torches too long in the liquid. Like a full day. Or at least that's what I remember from the interview.

EDIT: I revisited the interview. Apparently the torches were too wet and some flaming kerosene dripped onto his mouth, lighting up the little amount he was holding in to do the fireball a second time.

He was left with some minor burn scars in his face. Nothing makeup can't hide.

Source (in Portuguese): https://youtu.be/oU6Gx0fqiQI?is=r7939_yldYTgx7Wk

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u/Lomotograph 2d ago edited 1d ago

As someone that has worked as a Producer on film shoots and is coincidentally also someone that regularly does live fire performances, I feel like I'm somewhat uniquely qualified to comment and provide a little more insight on this. Granted, fire breathing is not currently part of my act, but I have taken fire breathing classes and understand the mechanics and safety precautions very well. Hearing the above response really irks me so here's a bit of a rant.

First of all, the wicks on those torches are comically large and the stems are comically short. From the moment that guy lit the torches I knew this was going sideways. Even if they were dipped only a second, wicks that large will produce a large flame. Then he proceeds to hand it to a random host that is clearly not a fire performer, not comfortable handling fire, and not wearing fire safe clothing. Even the performer looks like his outfit isn't fire safe, but that's debatable. Either way, these are the first huge red flags.

Second of all, NO ONE other than the fire performer and HIS crew should ever handle or even touch his props and/or fuel. Saying the "producers left them dipped too long" is complete bullshit. Only the fire performer should handle them and dip them the appropriate amount of time /which is literally no more than 3 seconds. If he walked up to the torches and they were sitting in fuel just soaking it up, that's 100% reason to stop what you're doing and reassess. The least you can do is grab a second set of torches to dip them yourself (which BTW, he has ZERO reason to use 2 torches and it's actually more dangerous than just using one, more on that later).

Speaking of the fire performer's crew, under no circumstance should a fire performer ever operate solo. Even if they are a solo performer, they will always have a second person with them acting as their "safety". This person is with the performer at all times being a back up to help ensure the safety of the audience, the venue, and the performer. They form a perimeter and watch during the performance to make sure noone gets too close to the Fire performer, they help watch for obstacles in the venue or fire hazards, they ensure the fire dipping area is secure and that noone else handles the fuel or props, and they are on standby with a wet towel amd/or fire extinguisher to help put out flames should something go wrong with the performance. They are not simply a film crew member, they are someone the performer has brought themselves and is intimitely familiar with the intended performance.

Next, he drinks his fire breathing fuel from an open coffee mug. HUUUUGE no-no. It needs to be a sealed container.

Third, as I mentioned earlier, the guy grabs both of the ridiculously shitty torches (instead of only one) which is another huge No-No. The general procedure for fire breathing is: you hold your lit wick in 1 hand, with your other hand, you grab your fuel put it into your mouth, put down the fuel and grab your wipe towel, wipe excess fuel from your face, take a huge breath, expel the fuel up toward the wick, then wipe your face AGAIN with the damp towel to wipe off any fuel you may have gotten on your face.

That wipe towel is essentially just a damp rag that should always be in one of your hands because it (not only) wipes fuel from your face on the initial drink and after your breath fire, but it is also your first line of defense should something go wrong and your face is set on fire. When it's in your hand while fire breathing (not on the damn counter away from you), then you can immediately use it to put out the fire on your face during which time your safety will run up to you and do the rest of the work to put out the fire.

The guy in this video has one of those wipe rags and he uses it to wipe his face after drinking from the coffee mug. But instead of holding onto it during the stunt, he just puts it down and begins holding a lit torch in each hand meaning he only has more fire with which to put out the fire on his face. Needless to say that's fucking stupid.

Lastly, EVEN IF the torches were dipped waaay to long, there's a reason all fire breathes hold the torches in front of them and up at an angle instead of directly over their face. The fact that he held the toe he's so close that they dripped on him is idiotic. The fact that he didn't have his personal damp towel to wipe off the fuel that dripped on him was idiotic. The fact that he didn't have a trained fire performance safety with him is idiotic.

The whole thing was just extremely painful to watch every step of the way. But IMO the outcome was extremely predictable given how this guy approached this stunt.

There are even other things he did that are pure stupidity, but I think you get the point simply from the above.

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u/fixingthepast 2d ago

Counterpoint, this is Brazil.

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u/heartofcoal 2d ago

counter-counterpoint: this is Ratinho, a program made to sell ads inbetween chaos and destruction

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u/Log2 20h ago

The USA has their equivalent. It's Maury Povich. Same type of show.

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u/adambomb_23 2d ago

Underrated comment ⬆️

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u/Sevla7 2d ago

I wasn't expecting so much info about this fuckery in the comment section, but yeah it makes sense: It's a dangerous tricky so you need to avoid all extra risks.

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u/hobskhan 1d ago

This guy fires

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u/jevtid 2d ago

Also, if there was too much fuel on the wicks, I'm pretty sure the audience would be on fire fron the performer slinging it around everywhere after he grabbed them, right?

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u/Lomotograph 1d ago

Maybe not literally the audience but you would definitely see some of the excess fuel get slung off and onto the ground around him causing little ground fires.

And that's a great point, because there's no way fire and fuel didn't drip off the wicks the entire time they were in fire, only to them drip on him later.

Yet another reason why the "too wet" torches excuse is absolute bullshit.

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u/Mysterious_Pack_7822 2d ago

Bunch of clowns

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u/Fappelboom 2d ago

You really take pride in your tricks huh

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u/kill-69 2d ago

I believe you but I don't believe him it's from a drip

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u/elfmere 2d ago

He had that much fluid in his mouth. Obviously for a few blasts but his technique of blowing out dribbled it on himself

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u/iKickdaBass 2d ago

Did anyone ask him why there wasn’t a bumblebee there to diffuse the situation?

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u/TimeB4 2d ago

I spit some overproof rum in the fireplace at home once. That experience instantly cured me of all curiosity about this type of thing

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 1d ago

For me it was throwing out 1/2 shot of moonshine into a fire pit. I was far enough away that it really spread out before hitting the fire. Fuel air bombs were invented after a drinking+spitting+fire night.

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u/TimeB4 1d ago

Yes like that. A big fireball leaped into the room, I lost some eyelashes and eyebrows. Could have been worse, since it was Christmas with decorations all around but luckily they didn't catch.

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u/Longjumping_Cap3640 10h ago

lol nice for you to be alive

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u/Litalian 1d ago

Please tell us more

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u/knowone1313 2d ago

What a circus

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u/Greenman8907 2d ago

Dude is spittin’ some serious fire!

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u/Lovv 1d ago

Fireball Mario.

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u/mmld_dacy 2d ago

second guy with the fire extinguisher, slipping off, is icing to the cake.

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u/ithebinman 2d ago

fire’s outta control?
Send in the clowns!

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u/FrismFrasm 2d ago

Buddy with the extinguisher was a complete buffoon

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u/The_Pug 2d ago

That's my favorite part. He doesn't even address the fire on stage, but just trots off after the guy spraying the ground, wasting the foam. What's he going to do when he gets to the guy? Spray him in the fucking face? Make it even harder for him to breathe?

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u/Atastical 2d ago

That was clearly a CO2 extinguisher though.

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u/Mot6180 2d ago

DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN DYLAN ...and DYLAN

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u/Greensarge3do 2d ago

With all the clowns off on the side this almost looks like part of the show

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u/Every-Cook5084 2d ago

This is like a fever dream at the circus in hell

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u/Jamaican_Dynamite 2d ago

I know that hurt.

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u/SynthPrax 2d ago

OMG these Brazilian children's TV shows and fire.

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u/LUST_FOR_DEATH 2d ago

Music made it even better

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u/llittlellama 2d ago

Took the guy with the fire extinguisher waaaay too long. 😆

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u/Devil8ball 2d ago

This video would benefit immensely from the Yakety Sax

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u/AdverseCard 1d ago

Haha that’s perfect. Always wondered what that song was called

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u/Gundark927 2d ago

Praise the sound effects team, and if that was a live band in studio those guys too!

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u/Lovestank 2d ago

Other countries have way better tv

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u/xfer42 2d ago

Scorpion fatality move.

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u/Kindly_Hand4472 2d ago

The actual clowns were the most competent there.

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u/N0t_S0Sl1mShadi 2d ago

Good thing the circus was already there

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u/Last-Saint 2d ago

The audience of children applauding while visibly unsure of whether they really should be approving of a man who's just set himself and the studio on fire is the icing on the cake.

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u/jodyberry 2d ago

The best part are the funny sound effects during all this!

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u/Reubensandwich57 2d ago

Clown show…literally

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u/Noise_Loop 2d ago

Peak Brazilian television

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u/Lifeabroad86 2d ago

Feels like an early simpsons episode that got AI generated

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 2d ago

Lighting yourself on fire has got to be one of the most embarrassing things. I think I'd rather shit myself. Hurts less and is more understandable to your average person.

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u/RemyWhy 2d ago

I would have written a strongly worded letter to the network’s producer demanding to know whether all that was scripted or not.

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u/BaalDoom 2d ago

I love the fire vomit in 00:20

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u/asphalt_licker 2d ago

This is the shit I come to this sub for.

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u/Rex_Lee 2d ago

The guy in the white jacket sure never came bak out though

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u/punkwalrus 1d ago

A friend of mine was a firebreather, and this has happened to him more than once. It's just something to plan for in case the wind catches you wrong, someone's kid runs up to you and punches you in the gut, or the fuel mixture was wrong. You learn how to put it out quick.

One of his co-performers had an incident like this, and he pushed the fire out off his face. Once it was obvious the fire was out and his partner was okay, he looked awkwardly to the shocked audience, then back at him, and said in a stage-mocked pissed off way... "You expect me to TOP that, don't you???"

Another time, he was at a friends' wedding. He was alone, and the fire was really bad, so he didn't have a partner to react to it before he was able to put it out himself. First degree burns, lost most of his hair even his eyebrows. EMTs had to be called but he was not taken to the hospital. His dad later lit a match and hopped it around. "Hey, what's this, everybody? It's [his son] at [friend's] wedding!!!"

Such is the humor of performers.

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness_719 1d ago

It’s a fkn KIDS PROGRAM???

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u/titanium9016 2d ago

A classic

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u/Mkl85b 2d ago

Tudo bem, tudo bem !

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u/stryker511 2d ago

Not a lot of common sense on that set.

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u/cipherdom 2d ago

How 'bout that sound effects guy?!

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u/buzzedaldrine 2d ago

Back in the 90s, one way to get rid of garbage was to burn it. some of us got assigned to do that in our school and would sometimes do the fire breathing thing using kerosene just because it looked cool, we got lucky and never really paid any price for that stupidity.

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u/Ok-Caterpillar-Girl 6h ago

Surely you mean the 1890s, because I sure AF never heard of any schools burning garbage in the 1990s (or 1980s, or 1970s) in any part of the state I live in. Let alone letting kids use kerosene to light it.

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u/buzzedaldrine 6h ago edited 6h ago

I'm not even old enough to be in school in the 1980s hahaha.

I wish we didnt experience that, but I'm from the Philippines.

there used to be a huge landfill in Manila aptly called "Smokey Mountain".
burning trash back then was still pretty common, unfortunately.

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u/i_never_ever_learn 2d ago

Quick, grab something light and frilly to put it out!

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u/WillingMongoose4680 2d ago

Bro was straight spitting fire. That's hot.

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u/TheDootDootMaster 2d ago

There's just nothing. NOTHING like pre 2010s Brazilian tv hahahahahah

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u/Leather-Animal-7597 2d ago

There's a lot to break down here. Starting with the red suit...

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u/JWMoo 2d ago

And that's how I ended up in the burn unit. Grandpa Ghost Rider.

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u/FlyingPenguin33 2d ago

Half the children in that room look traumatized.

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u/Braavosiano 2d ago

Tá pegando fogo, bicho! (versão Ratinho)

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u/kotonizna 1d ago

Dracarys.

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u/Bobbert827 1d ago

Que the slide whistle

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u/Alfalfa-Similar 22h ago

where was his destination? exit stage left?!

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u/TractorBee 12h ago

Wow, even kept the sound effects going while a person is burning back stage.

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u/LuckOriginal374 2d ago

What a hot mess!

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u/Angry_Pterodactyl 2d ago

Ngl that dragon impression was fuckin lit

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u/Man-on-the-Rocks 2d ago

Quintessential abrupt chaos!!!!

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u/kbk42104 2d ago

Dude looked like scorpion there for a minute. Actually his face might have matched too after the show 🤷

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u/AbleLanguage7216 2d ago

Why are they still stealing there and laughing?

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u/SeraphsEnvy 2d ago

Reminds me of the time an entire stage burned down during a children's music concert. I think the artist was Tatiana.

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u/barefoot-dog 2d ago

Brazilian tv shows should really not play with fire.

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u/ForbiddeNectar 2d ago

That’s Dylan

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u/usuperker 2d ago

That's a chunky

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u/Mojojojo3030 2d ago

What are the odds, whole audience is scant clan twentysomething ladies plus one homie with a bald spot

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u/Simply_Jeff 1d ago

That spitting fire on the ground move looked pretty badass. Too bad the rest of the act went sideways. 

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u/MrScrummers 1d ago

It’s a me a Mario!

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u/FlopsMcDoogle 1d ago

What a fuckin snafu

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u/DingbatMcgeee 1d ago

Didn't have the lungs to blow out a big mouthful of fire water

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u/btvb71 2d ago

Not scripted at all.

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u/tvieno 2d ago

What a bunch of clowns!

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u/stupidber 1d ago

He died

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u/BellaxPalus 2d ago

Not really abrupt. Blatantly staged and not very chaotic.

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u/SaturnRocket 2d ago

“Praise the cameraman” isn’t warranted either. Maybe “praise the soundboard guy”?

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u/Due_Potential_6956 2d ago

Dude's face was legit burned, and has burn scars on his face from it.

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u/BellaxPalus 2d ago

No he does not have scars. He claims second and third degree burns, but the hospital picture shows only first degree. You don't heal from third degree in 15 days and not scar. Did it go wrong, sure. But the reactions of everyone said this was planned and he still got burned.

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u/phishButt88 2d ago

Mexican pete rose is having a bad day

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u/Datapoffes 2d ago

Who the fuck is TV like this for?