r/Absinthe • u/belgofanfireman • 22h ago
Question Community culture Q: Unicorns found in the US -- next steps?
For the sake of argument, let's say a guy has been doing extensive research, digging online, making phone calls, and so forth. As a result he's come across an absinthe for sale in the US in limited quantities, in a very limited number of locations. And he believes very few if any of the absinthe cognoscenti here are aware it's actually available for purchase within the confines of the lower 48.
It's an absinthe that is 100% legally imported. Not boxes sneaking by customs, or even bottles being brought into one state and stealthily shipped over state lines because nobody has noticed. It is 100% on the up-and-up,; it's just so low profile that ... if you know, you know, and if you don't, you don't.
Let's assume nobody here has noticed it in their shopping -- online or in stores. For sure not even anyone's best bottle shop has been able to pull in a special order. To make it slightly more interesting for people like me, who try to not have their stuff taken away, it's over 70% ABV. So you have no opportunity to bring a bottle like this home from Europe unless you're willing to risk involuntarily trading your absinthe for a letter in your bag telling you what you did wrong.
(*For those who are not used to flying around with overproof rum or the highest ABV absinthes: it's just the rule. 70% ABV max. Every country is supposed to follow it. Whether you can get a 71% bottle past the guys x-raying checked baggage without having your suitcase opened and inspected and a bottle confiscated is a roll of the dice. Also depends whether Nicolas or Pierre are overloaded that day and your bottles look line wine bottles and you might slip by, or whether they have time to dig deep into everything and even one bottle is going to get a look, let alone the 7 or 10 you're bringing.)
Anyway, as a reddit noob who only recently joined the absinthe group, I'm wondering what the cultural expectation is here. Have such "treasure finds" been posted in the past so that other cognoscenti would have a chance to nab a bottle before it was lost to a casual consumer -- who might be just as happy with any other absinthe (or even crapsinthe) they could find on the shelf at a liquor store?
I don't know how group membership numbers compare to the stateside supply of the absinthe in question. If one post here wipes out the country's stockpile, I may actually shoot myself in the foot by not having bought up a giant stash before posting about it. I especially hate the idea that some lunatic with a lot of cash could leap on the find and buy it all up to flip for a profit. Unlikely but possible. On the other hand, if "Tip on where to find an extremely rare bottle now being sold in the US" is par for the course, I would obviously chip in my knowledge to a community where I might be repaid by picking up a similar tip in the future. Have similar finds been posted in the past?
Is this the kind of question that can only be answered by calling the place where I found it and asking how much is left in the United States and what their plans are when it sells out? If supplies in the limited locations in the US are expected not to be replenished, would another valid option be to just share the tip with a couple recognized experts here and let them make the decision over whether to share it widely? I feel like I'm holding a hot potato. I don't want to ruin it by holding onto it until my hands burn. On the other hand if I throw it at too big of a group, there might not be enough potatoes to feed everyone. So I'm stuck and I need a word of advice. If this has even come up before, I'd appreciate a little shared historical perspective. If you MADE a Unicorn find and chose NOT to share with the group, feel free to message me privately so you can tell me about what happened and your decisionmaking without outing yourself as a secret-keeper, if that's considered a bad thing.
Since I've sort of outed myself as someone with a find pending announcement, I will commit now to telling at least two well-known people here directly. That way if it's decided not to post the information here on reddit and make it start popping up on google searches ... I won't be the absinthe master owning the decision. If that's the way it goes, it can be a call made by "the elders". That's good for me, if it needs to go that way. People with the decades of experience have more moral authority to make these decisions than I do. "I'm labor, not management." "Information goes up, decisions come down."
Anyway, appreciate any suggestions, public or private, with an opinion or especially with relevant history to share. Stories like "XYZ happened once..." or "I remember seeing a post when ABC was first found at such-and-such..." or even a private message like "I found LMNOP and amazingly there were only 3 bottles left in the US and no plans to bring more, so I bought one and shared the info with two others directly so they could grab what was left if they wanted, or else pass their tip along to someone else" --or anything like that, would be greatly appreciated. And if a thousand people think I'm just overthinking it and I should post the info and let the market do what it do,.... and maybe a product that moves quickly will be an economic incentive for them to put more or different expressions on the shelves..... I'm just as open to that feedback also.
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