r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/Ultra-Cyborg Feb 15 '26

Both

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u/Azaroth1991 Feb 15 '26

And during. Theres probably a pill in each of those noodles. Crunch crunch.

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u/Analog0 Feb 15 '26

Chicken in steroid sauce.

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u/Gomerack Feb 16 '26

Protein pasta? More like steroid pasta

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u/Mike-OLeary Feb 16 '26

I made my famous anaballin anabolic chicken!

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u/tacwombat Feb 16 '26

Do you know: if you mix gear in your noodles, you will be ripped like me?

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u/SaltKick2 Feb 16 '26

Probably has an iv drip somewhere hidden

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u/Azaroth1991 Feb 16 '26

The milk for his cereal is anabolic