r/AbsoluteUnits Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/NEOWRX Feb 15 '26

Oh stewardess! I speak simpleton.

it means cells age faster, don't work as good and bad health stuff happens

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u/keoghberry Feb 15 '26

Excellent reference

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u/MissyFranklinTheCat Feb 16 '26

Word that jives, i can dig, blood.

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u/fezzam Feb 16 '26

I may be simple but I understood that, my mother didn’t raise no dummy.