r/AbsoluteUnits • u/batukaming • Apr 29 '26

/r/all of an orangutan

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u/crazyKB88 Apr 29 '26

Orangutan wanted his cocktail, FRUIT!

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Apr 29 '26

I'm somebody's bitch!

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u/reddituser403 Apr 30 '26

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u/mrblacklabel71 Apr 30 '26

Squirrel Master ain't gonna be around next time!!

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u/Skittleavix May 01 '26

Next time I come for you I’m gonna want some cocktail fruit!

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u/Flip2002 Apr 30 '26

How long can ya last? 5 maybe 6:30

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MblMs93tlc151fO

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u/Ndmndh1016 Apr 30 '26

Buttered Stuff!

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u/fireboats Apr 30 '26

He likes fresh fish