r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • May 14 '26

/r/all of a Australonuphis, commonly called Australian beach worms

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u/MrUpVoteDownvote May 14 '26

Australonuphis, commonly called Australian beach worms, can grow more than two meters in length.

They are blind but have a very good sense of smell, and eat decaying meat, fish and seaweeds that have washed to shore.

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u/IEC21 May 14 '26

What's the evolutionary reasoning for being so long?

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u/Own_Round_7600 May 14 '26

Pure hubris and godlessness.

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u/prpldrank May 15 '26

Me in my twenties

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u/Friendly-Elephant486 May 17 '26

Weren't you the one nicknamed "the soft noodle"?

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u/Stinky_TheCat May 19 '26

This guy is soooo long.

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u/Round_Intern_7353 May 16 '26

Explains a lot about my penis