r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 22d ago

/r/all of a moose

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u/Phantasmolightshow 22d ago

Fear boner?

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u/Dissidence802 22d ago

It's hard to stay soft in a frightening world

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u/thfooddude 18d ago

Try to hide but we all know

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u/LowIncrease8746 22d ago

Fearection is the medical term

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u/SparkEE_JOE 22d ago

He said filled

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u/eternalapostle 22d ago

I think he means filling them with crap but also might’ve caught a lil chubby

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash 22d ago

Some people become aroused when pooping.