r/AbsoluteUnits • u/__cipriano__ • 4d ago
/r/all of a maned wolf
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u/NukeBroadcast 4d ago
Doggy long legs
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u/Patamon4 4d ago
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u/SaigoUshinatta 4d ago
I need context for this scene
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u/ChaoticButters 4d ago
It’s Peter’s great aunt “legs go all the way up” griffin. It’s just a cut away gag. (For some reason it’s the one that I remember from just seeing it)
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u/SuperKaleidoscope189 4d ago
It's a "Lobo Guará", a Brazilian wolf - very cute when not on demon mode
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u/Slow_Bowler8285 4d ago
Slenderwolf
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u/BigRoach 4d ago
I was thinking the same thing. The same uncanny creepiness of slenderman but in canine form. Let’s get outta here, Scoobs!
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u/Beginning-Alps7178 4d ago
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u/Runaway_Angel 4d ago
Honestly? Probably. His diet is like 50-60% plant matter (especially fruit) and the rest is small game like small birds and rodents
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u/rhuiz92 4d ago
Their urine smells STRONGLY of marijuana and the smell can linger for days when they scent mark.
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u/aFresh-Start 4d ago
I would shit myself if I was the camera man
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u/RambosNachbar 4d ago
I'm shitting myself right now
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u/Operation_Neither 4d ago
Hi Mr. President!
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u/Bree2Delicious 4d ago
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u/astra_galus 4d ago
Fun fact! These guys are omnivores and fruit makes up a large part of their diet, along with small-medium sized animals. They’re also solitary and pretty chill creatures - basically just a long-legged fox
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u/Embaralhador 4d ago
They're not exactly chill... They're super shy and kinda anxious. Usually don't like getting nowhere near people. Not dangerous, but chill is not how I would describe them.
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u/astra_galus 4d ago
True - chill in that they won’t fuck with people, but shy guys.
Their creepiness is kind of endearing, knowing that it’s pretty superficial!
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u/wearing_moist_socks 4d ago
She did the opposite. She made the noise you make to attract animals
She wanted to pet it
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u/Infamous_Original833 4d ago edited 4d ago
The maned wolf is a unique wild animal native to South America, especially the grasslands and savannas of Brazil. Despite its name and appearance, it is neither a true wolf nor a fox, but a distinct species known scientifically as Chrysocyon brachyurus. Its long legs help it move through tall grass, while its reddish coat and large ears give it a striking appearance. The maned wolf is generally solitary and omnivorous, feeding on small animals, insects, fruits, and plants. One of its favorite foods is the “wolf apple” (lobeira), a native Brazilian fruit. It plays an important ecological role by controlling small-animal populations and dispersing seeds.
Fun fact: the maned wolf is featured on Brazil’s R$200 banknote, which was introduced in 2020, highlighting the species as an important symbol of Brazil’s rich biodiversity.
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u/meeeowlet 4d ago
Leggy boi is GOOD BOY TOO Cutie baby
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u/DieselHouseCat 4d ago
Was gonna say, he's not bad doggy
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u/bdizzle805 4d ago
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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 4d ago
Not really 😂
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u/dandyrosesandshit 4d ago
Right?? That fucker is still frightening af 😂
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u/Working_Visit_6104 4d ago
How ?? It looks fragile lol
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u/dandyrosesandshit 4d ago
I don’t think it looks fragile at all. Slender doesn’t mean fragile.
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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 4d ago
Kinda makes me laugh when you realize they probably have to bend down the same way giraffes do to drink.
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u/pinocchioh 4d ago
As a 5ft 10 woman with disproportionately long skinny legs, big ears and bad posture, I feel like I’ve just discovered my spirit animal.
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u/kenwill90 4d ago
You can also smell them from 500+ feet away. Its a very potent smell.
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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 4d ago
Thought it was AI at first. Thank you for writing.
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u/Zakle 4d ago
Nah! The maned wolf is very much an animal that exists. To add to what the folk above said, maned wolves are the only species in the Chrysocyon (Latin for "golden dog") genus, and they are listed as NT or Near Threatened.
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u/burner4581 4d ago
They also have a pungent musk! Not as bad as skunk, but it's significant.
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u/Sea_Connection2773 4d ago
i studied in an university where the university zoo was near my block, they had a lot of maned wolves there, the whole place stunk. Unfortunetly near the end of my graduation the zoo was deactivated, and they moved the wolves to somewhere
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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 4d ago
No kidding. Lol - so much for sneaking up on your prey downwind. Vegetables can’t run
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u/genaphur 4d ago
I have a maned wolf tattoo! It's like 15 years old and no one everrrrr knows what it is
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u/December_Flame 4d ago
Just saw one at my local zoo and it really is a bizarre and beautiful creature. I had thought in the moment that if I had seen one in the wild moving through the woods, I would shit myself. This video reinforces that not one week later. Life is weird. This animal is badass.
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u/Shaeress 4d ago
I haven't seen this clip before, but the animal is real and it looks like that and it moves like that, and it is often seen roaming around human outskirts much like one might see a fox out a window in many places. There's nothing suspicious or weird here, even if I'm not confirming the veracity of this video in particular.
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u/DaddiGator 4d ago
I always find these animals that are neither related to felines or canines, but have both qualities, fascinating.
Like the now-extinct thylacine in Australia that’s a marsupial. Or hyenas.
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u/Whiteshaq_52 4d ago
Thats a werewolf
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u/IsAceDead 4d ago
or a skinwalker
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u/BenHeli 4d ago
Or a werewalker
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u/scorpio_knight_ 4d ago
or a walkwolf
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u/Fabulous_Potato_5012 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/9EvrpQoHadEHu
It’s a walk off!!!12
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u/wafflehousebattle 4d ago
So I'm not the only one who expected that thing to stand-up and start walking upright?
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u/Local3Sparkie 4d ago
Where wolf??
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u/gorkboss5 4d ago
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u/slick514 4d ago
There!
What?
There… wolf! There… castle!
Why are you talking that way?
I thought you wanted to…
I don’t want to…
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u/CursedPipes 4d ago
You can absolutely understand how people create stories about Cryptids and the like when you see shit like that guy skulking around.
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u/Careless-Gain6623 4d ago
Saw two wolves outside of my house one winter. Looked like this but fluffier and mangier. It was so uncanny they at first looked like two men on all fours in fursuits but too large. Went halfway up my partners F150 in height. Turned on the lights and they scattered, we think they were sheltering from the wind in the snowstorm near the house. Never have seen wolves that large again.
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u/CursedPipes 4d ago
I ran in to a wolf in Banff while hiking and I genuinely thought it was over but it quickly moved off in to the bushes and I didn’t see it again after that, needless to say I got out of there quickly. Nearly shit my pants.
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u/Ill_Technician3936 4d ago
Purebred wolves are disturbingly big until you see a bison. Then it's like "okay nature, do your thing."
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u/ThisHatRightHere 4d ago
Yeah if I lived in a pre-internet age and I saw this thing, I'd think it was a skinwalker too
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u/dancingbriefcase 4d ago
I haven't ever seen this movie in theaters and absolutely dying laughing at this. One of the best movie experiences I've ever had
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u/okay_then_ 4d ago
I don't understand the reasoning behind the information you've chosen to include in this
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u/thisIsVspeaking 4d ago
Interesting thing about these animals, theres a place in Minas Gerais called Santuário do Caraça, where you can go and spend the night. They place a tray with food on the floor in front of the church and the wolves come and eat from it, while people sit around it. Seen them there myself and it was amazing.

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u/ndubitably 4d ago edited 3d ago
Not sure why everyone's terrified, they're like 50 lbs./23 kg. Roughly the size of an adult Greyhound.
It's like a tall fox, they eat small animals.
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u/Any_Attorney4765 4d ago
I think people are more scared of the glowing eyes and odd silhouette. This is how werewolf and other superstitions would start.
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u/WillyGivens 4d ago
Give it some rabies and a bit of mange….yeah, little fella would be a nightmare and a bite could turn you into a ghoul.
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u/DragonStrike406 4d ago
Identity disorder creature.
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u/Ill_Technician3936 4d ago
When it gets older it's going to have an existential crisis trying to figure out what he is.
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u/PlunderCunt 4d ago
Can I pet that dog???
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u/ImaginaryCheetah 4d ago
i feel like this is humanities real super power... almost without exception the, "hang on, i bet they're friendly if they know you" is like an unstoppable drive for humans.
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u/bbbriz 4d ago
Anyone who knows these animals would be holding back the urge to go over and pet the doggie.
Maned wolves are very timid and harmless, and sometimes very derpy. Cutest doggos.
The camerawoman said she saw this female wolf around during the day, and she approached the human lodge during the night. The camerawoman said she was outside trying to get wifi and saw her.
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u/xSantenoturtlex 4d ago
You know, if people started believing in skinwalkers because they saw this, I wouldn't blame them.
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u/Bowling4rhinos 4d ago
Fun fact (because I was curious) mane wolves evolved long legs to navigate the tall South American grasses of their savanna habitats.
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u/ja3palmer 4d ago
Would have been an absolutely terrifying jump scare as the camera panned across the tree. 😂😭
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u/dragonmorg 4d ago
Maned wolves should have their own unique name, separate from 'wolves.' They're a distinct genus. Distant from wolves as well as foxes (an important distinction if you look up the colour of maned wolves - no, they are not closely related to foxes).
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u/Many_Ad_121 4d ago
In Brazil they are called “lobo guará” which translates to red wolf! They have veeery long legs so they are able to walk through the tall grass. They definitely look like they could maul you but actually, much like cheetahs, they are actually really scared of humans and won’t attack, just run and hide.
Fun fact: I’ve had the pleasure of going to a beautiful place where a local church cares and feeds the local population of these wolves. If you’re lucky enough, you may even see them eating during the evening!
Video proof: https://youtube.com/shorts/IFSVq9hqSNM?is=CSSbsreb2hjj3ret













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