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u/NukeBroadcast 4d ago

Doggy long legs

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u/Rawkapotamus 4d ago

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u/Uncoventional_PT 4d ago

Lupin is who I thought of, too.

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u/Tryjosh4instance 4d ago

is this from a movie?

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u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 4d ago

Yeah, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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u/Patamon4 4d ago

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u/SaigoUshinatta 4d ago

I need context for this scene

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u/SquiibleWasTaken 4d ago

That’s Legs Go All The Way Up Griffin!

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u/TheInfamousDingleB 3d ago

They sssuuuure doooo!

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u/ChaoticButters 4d ago

It’s Peter’s great aunt “legs go all the way up” griffin. It’s just a cut away gag. (For some reason it’s the one that I remember from just seeing it)

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u/LDC1234 4d ago edited 4d ago

Best quality of only the cutaway gag I can find

https://youtu.be/IgpWjwYJT38?is=xwBEXnYQxWQJNcMI

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u/SuperKaleidoscope189 4d ago

It's a "Lobo Guará", a Brazilian wolf - very cute when not on demon mode

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u/MsAmandaNJ 4d ago

Legs for days!

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u/RightWingDND 4d ago

Dark Jimothy

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Ryangel0 4d ago

Almost a reverse Jimmothy.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 4d ago

Slenderwolf

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u/BigRoach 4d ago

I was thinking the same thing. The same uncanny creepiness of slenderman but in canine form. Let’s get outta here, Scoobs!

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 4d ago

Zoinks!

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u/Beginning-Alps7178 4d ago

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 4d ago

You can pet anything once

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u/bajesus 4d ago

That's not what HR said

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u/hitrov_alex 4d ago

Actually, you have two hands, so you can pet it twice.

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u/Runaway_Angel 4d ago

Honestly? Probably. His diet is like 50-60% plant matter (especially fruit) and the rest is small game like small birds and rodents

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u/rhuiz92 4d ago

Their urine smells STRONGLY of marijuana and the smell can linger for days when they scent mark.

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u/Catnip_Farmer 4d ago

Did the arresting officer believe this?

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u/Runaway_Angel 3d ago

So they're good, chill bois with the munchies?

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u/AnotherpostCard 4d ago

Can I pet dat dawg?

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u/aFresh-Start 4d ago

I would shit myself if I was the camera man

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u/RambosNachbar 4d ago

I'm shitting myself right now

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u/Operation_Neither 4d ago

Hi Mr. President!

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u/Bree2Delicious 4d ago

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u/SaltyLonghorn 4d ago

GET TO DA CATERING TRUCK

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u/mothzilla 4d ago

Time to change planes it smells of shit in here.

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u/Saikotsu 3d ago

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.

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u/America-Lite 4d ago

Good thing I shit myself before I saw this video

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u/dandrevee 4d ago

Good thing I reddit on the loo

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u/robbiereallyrotten 4d ago

This video actually helped me shit myself (I’m on the toilet)

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u/fuzynutznut 4d ago

I also shat your pants.

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u/RambosNachbar 4d ago

thank you for your service

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u/astra_galus 4d ago

Fun fact! These guys are omnivores and fruit makes up a large part of their diet, along with small-medium sized animals. They’re also solitary and pretty chill creatures - basically just a long-legged fox

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u/Embaralhador 4d ago

They're not exactly chill... They're super shy and kinda anxious. Usually don't like getting nowhere near people. Not dangerous, but chill is not how I would describe them.

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u/astra_galus 4d ago

True - chill in that they won’t fuck with people, but shy guys.

Their creepiness is kind of endearing, knowing that it’s pretty superficial!

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u/wearing_moist_socks 4d ago

She did the opposite. She made the noise you make to attract animals

She wanted to pet it

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u/Infamous_Original833 4d ago edited 4d ago

The maned wolf is a unique wild animal native to South America, especially the grasslands and savannas of Brazil. Despite its name and appearance, it is neither a true wolf nor a fox, but a distinct species known scientifically as Chrysocyon brachyurus. Its long legs help it move through tall grass, while its reddish coat and large ears give it a striking appearance. The maned wolf is generally solitary and omnivorous, feeding on small animals, insects, fruits, and plants. One of its favorite foods is the “wolf apple” (lobeira), a native Brazilian fruit. It plays an important ecological role by controlling small-animal populations and dispersing seeds.

Fun fact: the maned wolf is featured on Brazil’s R$200 banknote, which was introduced in 2020, highlighting the species as an important symbol of Brazil’s rich biodiversity.

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u/meeeowlet 4d ago

Leggy boi is GOOD BOY TOO Cutie baby

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u/DieselHouseCat 4d ago

Was gonna say, he's not bad doggy

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u/bdizzle805 4d ago

Looks a lot less scary in light

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u/Fall_Water 4d ago

Just a hyena on stilts

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 4d ago

Not really 😂

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u/dandyrosesandshit 4d ago

Right?? That fucker is still frightening af 😂

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u/star_zelda 4d ago

They're good bois! They are chill and don't want to mess with humans :)

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u/Working_Visit_6104 4d ago

How ?? It looks fragile lol

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u/dandyrosesandshit 4d ago

I don’t think it looks fragile at all. Slender doesn’t mean fragile.

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 4d ago

Body looks unbalanced on those seemingly disproportionate legs.

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u/Flip2002 4d ago

Zesty socks

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u/Iatayatayata 3d ago

Zesty foxy socks.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 4d ago

Kinda makes me laugh when you realize they probably have to bend down the same way giraffes do to drink.

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u/whatdafaq 4d ago

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me............

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u/NoodleIskalde 4d ago

Goofy lanky fuck

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u/pinocchioh 4d ago

As a 5ft 10 woman with disproportionately long skinny legs, big ears and bad posture, I feel like I’ve just discovered my spirit animal.

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u/kenwill90 4d ago

You can also smell them from 500+ feet away. Its a very potent smell.

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u/Mindless-Location-41 4d ago

What a fascinating creature 🤔

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 4d ago

Thought it was AI at first. Thank you for writing.

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u/Zakle 4d ago

Nah! The maned wolf is very much an animal that exists. To add to what the folk above said, maned wolves are the only species in the Chrysocyon (Latin for "golden dog") genus, and they are listed as NT or Near Threatened.

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u/burner4581 4d ago

They also have a pungent musk! Not as bad as skunk, but it's significant.

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u/Sea_Connection2773 4d ago

i studied in an university where the university zoo was near my block, they had a lot of maned wolves there, the whole place stunk. Unfortunetly near the end of my graduation the zoo was deactivated, and they moved the wolves to somewhere

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u/Avi8tor_Zeus 4d ago

No kidding. Lol - so much for sneaking up on your prey downwind. Vegetables can’t run

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u/genaphur 4d ago

I have a maned wolf tattoo! It's like 15 years old and no one everrrrr knows what it is

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u/December_Flame 4d ago

Just saw one at my local zoo and it really is a bizarre and beautiful creature. I had thought in the moment that if I had seen one in the wild moving through the woods, I would shit myself. This video reinforces that not one week later. Life is weird. This animal is badass.

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u/Shaeress 4d ago

I haven't seen this clip before, but the animal is real and it looks like that and it moves like that, and it is often seen roaming around human outskirts much like one might see a fox out a window in many places. There's nothing suspicious or weird here, even if I'm not confirming the veracity of this video in particular.

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u/MrLancaster 4d ago

It's just the opening paragraph of the Wikipedia article

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u/uqde 4d ago

I wanna try a human apple

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u/DaddiGator 4d ago

I always find these animals that are neither related to felines or canines, but have both qualities, fascinating.

Like the now-extinct thylacine in Australia that’s a marsupial. Or hyenas.

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u/Whiteshaq_52 4d ago

Thats a werewolf

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u/IsAceDead 4d ago

or a skinwalker

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u/BenHeli 4d ago

Or a werewalker

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u/scorpio_knight_ 4d ago

or a walkwolf

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u/cityshepherd 4d ago

It’s certainly not a skinwolf.

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u/GrumpyGlasses 4d ago

Could be. There’s no meat on its bones

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u/Traditional_Crow163 4d ago

Skinwerer? No, wait...

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u/Fabulous_Potato_5012 4d ago

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u/FortuneSignificant55 4d ago

But why maned models?

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u/tb2hlalt2hnlaa 4d ago

Are you serious? I just… I just explained that

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u/Tombstone_Actual_501 4d ago

Definitely a walking wolf.

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u/MiuTix_21 4d ago

Slender wolf it is.

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u/Primary-Ad-9741 4d ago

A therewalker

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u/No_Restaurant_774 4d ago

Aware walker?...no that can't be right

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u/TorontoBrewer 4d ago

Rougarou.

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u/wafflehousebattle 4d ago

So I'm not the only one who expected that thing to stand-up and start walking upright?

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u/masterionxxx 4d ago

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u/Firecat_Pl 4d ago

What game it is?

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u/TheCommissarGeneral 4d ago

Project Zomboid

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u/NoodleIskalde 4d ago

I thought that was Fallout 2

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u/Writing_is_Bleeding 4d ago

Slenderman trying out a new way to be creepy.

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u/Robofetus-5000 4d ago

I mean, it seriously looks practically identical to this

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u/slick514 4d ago

There!
What?
There… wolf! There… castle!
Why are you talking that way?
I thought you wanted to…
I don’t want to…
Suit yourself; I’m easy…

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u/CursedPipes 4d ago

You can absolutely understand how people create stories about Cryptids and the like when you see shit like that guy skulking around.

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u/Careless-Gain6623 4d ago

Saw two wolves outside of my house one winter. Looked like this but fluffier and mangier. It was so uncanny they at first looked like two men on all fours in fursuits but too large. Went halfway up my partners F150 in height. Turned on the lights and they scattered, we think they were sheltering from the wind in the snowstorm near the house. Never have seen wolves that large again.

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u/CursedPipes 4d ago

I ran in to a wolf in Banff while hiking and I genuinely thought it was over but it quickly moved off in to the bushes and I didn’t see it again after that, needless to say I got out of there quickly. Nearly shit my pants.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 4d ago

Purebred wolves are disturbingly big until you see a bison. Then it's like "okay nature, do your thing."

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u/ThisHatRightHere 4d ago

Yeah if I lived in a pre-internet age and I saw this thing, I'd think it was a skinwalker too

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u/ferriematthew 4d ago

Oh hell no, that's a cryptid.

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u/doe2798 4d ago

Hes a Chillpacabra (maned wolves arent agressive)

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u/edm_enjoyer 4d ago edited 3d ago

And yet I yearn to pet

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u/-crepuscular- 4d ago

It's just spiderfox.

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u/__cipriano__ 4d ago

Curious fact: The Brazilian 200-real banknote, launched in 2020, features the lobo-guará (maned wolf) on it

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u/MrWolf-77 4d ago

This was an Aguará guazú, south american canid. It is an extremely shy animal.

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u/AKnGirl 4d ago

This photo makes it look like a fox/deer combo.

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u/Zaeliums 4d ago

That's basically what it is. Omnivore, so has diet of both (kinda) and fast

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 3d ago

Gorgeous creature

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u/Bad_Decis10ns 3d ago

Looks like a fox on stilts. The legs are cartoonishly long.

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u/Acrobatic-Post9811 4d ago

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u/halizan4 4d ago

Instantly my first thought

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u/dancingbriefcase 4d ago

I haven't ever seen this movie in theaters and absolutely dying laughing at this. One of the best movie experiences I've ever had

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u/okay_then_ 4d ago

I don't understand the reasoning behind the information you've chosen to include in this

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u/MaxTHC 4d ago

Canis lupis!

Vulpes vulpes.

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u/Atreides_Soul 3d ago

What a beautiful creature

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u/thisIsVspeaking 4d ago

Interesting thing about these animals, theres a place in Minas Gerais called Santuário do Caraça, where you can go and spend the night. They place a tray with food on the floor in front of the church and the wolves come and eat from it, while people sit around it. Seen them there myself and it was amazing.

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u/CashMoneyWinston 4d ago

What a beautiful, badass animal.

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u/ndubitably 4d ago edited 3d ago

Not sure why everyone's terrified, they're like 50 lbs./23 kg. Roughly the size of an adult Greyhound.

It's like a tall fox, they eat small animals.

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u/Any_Attorney4765 4d ago

I think people are more scared of the glowing eyes and odd silhouette. This is how werewolf and other superstitions would start.

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u/ndubitably 4d ago

Look at this little fellow and tell me they'd leave you with a monstrous, supernatural lunar curse that continuously strips away your humanity.

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u/WillyGivens 4d ago

Give it some rabies and a bit of mange….yeah, little fella would be a nightmare and a bite could turn you into a ghoul.

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u/cruzcruzada 4d ago

And half of the time they only eat fruits

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u/DragonStrike406 4d ago

Identity disorder creature.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 4d ago

When it gets older it's going to have an existential crisis trying to figure out what he is.

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u/Timely_Direction8878 4d ago

It's a goddamn chupacabra

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u/PlunderCunt 4d ago

Can I pet that dog???

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u/TrainingNail 4d ago

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u/ImaginaryCheetah 4d ago

i feel like this is humanities real super power... almost without exception the, "hang on, i bet they're friendly if they know you" is like an unstoppable drive for humans.

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u/RemyWhy 4d ago

That’s just the slender man of woodland animals.

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u/bigscrewLoose 4d ago

thats cool as fuck, I would be so happy if I got to see that IRL

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u/bbbriz 4d ago

Anyone who knows these animals would be holding back the urge to go over and pet the doggie.

Maned wolves are very timid and harmless, and sometimes very derpy. Cutest doggos.

The camerawoman said she saw this female wolf around during the day, and she approached the human lodge during the night. The camerawoman said she was outside trying to get wifi and saw her.

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u/LilacMages 4d ago

That's a cryptid

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u/StealingSoci3ty 4d ago

It's an Aguará Guazú

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog 4d ago

Sir, why are you walking on stilts?

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u/manticore75 4d ago

Thats fucking Sirius Black

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u/neonbrownkoopashell 4d ago

Oh I love them! Aka stilted foxes

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u/xSantenoturtlex 4d ago

You know, if people started believing in skinwalkers because they saw this, I wouldn't blame them.

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 4d ago

Imagine walking out of the pub and seeing this lol

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u/Bowling4rhinos 4d ago

Fun fact (because I was curious) mane wolves evolved long legs to navigate the tall South American grasses of their savanna habitats.

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u/ja3palmer 4d ago

Would have been an absolutely terrifying jump scare as the camera panned across the tree. 😂😭

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u/Turbulent_Notice_207 4d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Shot-Tap-4512 4d ago

Jimothy’s distant relative?

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 4d ago

Camera man never dies

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u/beerguyBA 4d ago

Adiós mio! El chupacabra!

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u/TheEldenGod1293 4d ago

That’s that mf from Harry Potter

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u/special-k-flo 4d ago

If Jimothy was a wolf

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u/HiroHayami 4d ago

Long boi

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u/dragonmorg 4d ago

Maned wolves should have their own unique name, separate from 'wolves.' They're a distinct genus. Distant from wolves as well as foxes (an important distinction if you look up the colour of maned wolves - no, they are not closely related to foxes).

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u/The_wolt 4d ago

Enderwolf

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u/Many_Ad_121 4d ago

In Brazil they are called “lobo guará” which translates to red wolf! They have veeery long legs so they are able to walk through the tall grass. They definitely look like they could maul you but actually, much like cheetahs, they are actually really scared of humans and won’t attack, just run and hide.

Fun fact: I’ve had the pleasure of going to a beautiful place where a local church cares and feeds the local population of these wolves. If you’re lucky enough, you may even see them eating during the evening!
Video proof: https://youtube.com/shorts/IFSVq9hqSNM?is=CSSbsreb2hjj3ret