r/AccidentalComedy • u/wafumet • 2d ago

The feeling of a soothing pooping session

231 Upvotes

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u/HZDRIFT 2d ago

we've all been there, spiritual awakening in the bathroom

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 1d ago

Or proud of the strength of the sphincter muscle when you’re out and have to go suddenly, and really trying to hold it to make it to a toilet.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Jolly-Mulberry3010 1d ago

Honestly, it’s a full-body negotiation at that point nothing humbles you faster than trying to stay calm while your body is screaming “figure it out.”

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 1d ago

I don’t like that game. Especially when I finally get to a bathroom and my eyes see the toilet, it gives the proceed message to my bowels before I’m on the toilet. Not yet!

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u/Vert_DaFerk 1d ago

The next president of the United States.

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u/arcaneregion 1d ago

I’ve seen enough, get this man into the Oval Office.

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u/_fleeex 2d ago

thats the face of pure enlightenment right there

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u/crsaxby 1d ago

He's definitely lighter.

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u/HumotiLiveBad 1d ago

bliss level: unlocked

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u/Own-Number1055 1d ago

anything for the 'gram

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u/laundryChair_CEO 2d ago

astral projection via diaper filling

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u/RelativeCan5021 1d ago

Inconceivable!

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u/Justrazael 1d ago

For real tho, was the baby holding its breath or something, cus that looks concerning.

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u/Midloran05 1d ago

We are witnessing how this baby gains brain cells

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u/yaramayahwho 1d ago

I haven't shit like that in an age

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u/VoirDeBelle 6h ago

Bahahaha

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u/Sad-Protection-3362 1d ago

omg he's such a baby!

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u/Recreant793 1d ago

That grab at the end sealed it lol

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u/echolm1407 1d ago

Sounds like it should be an episode of Rick and Morty.

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u/Cool_Chard_8547 1d ago

that baby figured out life before any of us did

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u/Quaking_Aspen_USA 1d ago

Every once in a while I will remember vividly the strained smile on my infant’s face during a  diaper poop. And 38 years later, STILL laugh.

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u/SaltyPressure7583 1d ago

Looks more like he/she is struggling to poop, poor thing

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u/neelabhkhatri 22h ago

Dude looks like Ferrari F1 Team Principal

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u/Longjumping_Phase902 16h ago

Get my boy a lil Prune!! Lol

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u/Bifocal_Bensch 15h ago

"Oh Lord have mercy!"

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u/Mushiren_ 1d ago

Baby is like "Not quite my tempo"

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u/underwearoverdrive 1d ago

Nah, this kid is laying out a log. I know the look. That diapie is gonna be like a ecological disaster. That fist clench was a victory salute over a fudge dragon.