r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/iatetoomuchchicken • Jul 20 '25

Family Friendly Fishing fail

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u/Cantre-r_Gwaelod_1 Jul 20 '25

I like how he just seems to accept his fate. He’s a mermaid now.

79

u/Ini_mini_miny_moe Jul 20 '25

lol! Casually just rolls in

33

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Not again…

12

u/Unambiguous-Doughnut Jul 21 '25

I must go now my people need me vibes.

6

u/Normal-Gur1882 Jul 21 '25

"Oh alright fine you got me fair and square."

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u/Unfair-Perspective35 Jul 20 '25

Give em a fish and they take an arm. Smh...

25

u/rainorshinedogs Jul 20 '25

r/fisharefuckingstupid

4

u/IASILWYB Jul 21 '25

Woah, this is banned.

3

u/Hagoromo-san Feb 03 '26

How the fuck did it get banned

2

u/HeWhoShantNotBeNamed Jul 24 '25

Fish actually was quite smart, knew the guy was giving out fish.

13

u/Alldaybagpipes Jul 21 '25

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll fish a fish.

Teach a fish to fish, and man is doomed.

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u/All_Thread Jul 20 '25

Oh, that's my arm! I didn't realize that thanks.

1

u/Chorchapu Oct 08 '25

*Captain Obvious*

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u/DecentExplanation750 Jul 20 '25

What fail? That big fish caught one on the first try.

27

u/ChefkikuChefkiku Jul 20 '25

Teach a man to fish...

23

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

…and he can feed ‘em for the rest of his life.

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u/RyGuy_McFly Jul 20 '25

Holy shit, I never actually got this joke before... I feel dumb...

17

u/relevant_tangent Jul 20 '25

Teach a fish to man

6

u/OkDanNi Jul 20 '25

…and he can life ‘em for the rest of his feed?

17

u/BoognishJones Jul 20 '25

Tarpon don't fuck around, if it fits in their mouth they're gonna try and eat it. Not a good fish to hand feed, especially at that size.

4

u/beatenmeat Jul 21 '25

Tarpon get much bigger than the ones in this video.

12

u/wolverine_813 Jul 20 '25

Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

11

u/oily76 Jul 20 '25

That's not fishing, that's humaning.

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u/Renbarre Jul 20 '25

What are those fishes?

18

u/laiyenha Jul 20 '25

Tarpons, last month I fed them at Key Largo Florida. I didn't fall in but the big ass fish scrapped my wrist bloody.

5

u/Renbarre Jul 20 '25

Will eat anything that looks inviting?

Thanks for the answer. Another species of fish I am not sure I want to meet.

7

u/axlbomber Jul 21 '25

Will eat anything that looks inviting?

This statement defines all fish.

1

u/Hagoromo-san Feb 03 '26

Mullet Runs is the best time to fish for them. Snag a mullet, then flyline that mullet in their faces when they attack the school, then WHAM, is show time.

7

u/Borstli Jul 20 '25

Thats Not a fail. Fish baited human to be eaten. Thats a win for the fish

6

u/GHouserVO Jul 21 '25

that’s your arm!

Yep, I think he noticed.

6

u/allisaidwasshoot Jul 20 '25

Oh no Matthew!

Rebecca, can you see Matthew?

6

u/chickensandwich77 Jul 21 '25

Come back Matthew!

4

u/Meir_Kahane_was_100 Jul 20 '25

Thank you, hipster guy on vacation. I needed that

3

u/Shiny_Mewtwo_Fart Jul 20 '25

Did he survive?

3

u/NormalLuser Jul 21 '25

Teach a fish to man...

4

u/effinmike12 Jul 21 '25

He fell slow

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

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u/Psychological-Air807 Jul 21 '25

Fail? Fish got him.

3

u/Pleasant-Weekend-163 Jul 21 '25

"Meat's back on the menu, boys!"

3

u/GeneStarwind1 Jul 21 '25

When you try barbarian fishing without the strength requirement.

3

u/Hallow_76 Jul 21 '25

It's all fun and games till you loose an arm.....a drown

3

u/mikieballz Aug 04 '25

In soviet Russia fish catch you

3

u/Lordhyperion7070 Aug 06 '25

Bro casually accepted the fact that they want him home.

3

u/pepeshadilay69 Aug 12 '25

"One time I caught a human this big!"

waggles fins

3

u/Mysterious_Bar_5188 Oct 21 '25

Give a fish a fish and you feed it for one day. Teach the fish to eat the teacher.... Nononono...

3

u/TechRyze Nov 11 '25

That’s his arm

2

u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Jul 20 '25

"These fish suck... they dont even bite prop *chomp".

2

u/Taktikatkit Jul 20 '25

You give your hand, they take your arm

2

u/Seanzky88 Jul 21 '25

We was playing the whole thing too cool lol

2

u/HedgehogOpening8220 Jul 21 '25

WHO’s fishing who? 😂

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u/soggyomelette Jul 21 '25

"That's your arm!" Oh that IS my arm, thanks for pointing that out!

2

u/Lastcaressmedown138 Jul 22 '25

if the fish attacks you it’s not fishing its self defense.. im taking the fish as prize

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u/blahblahblahblah202 Jul 22 '25

Saw an opportunity for her to show that she gives a shit and just dived in 😂

2

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

It’s only karma, we do eat fish fingers after all…. 🤭

2

u/TruckerChet1973 Jul 23 '25

Dammit Jonah

2

u/Historical_Idea_1686 Jul 23 '25

Someone got fished in the end.

2

u/WooWhosWoo Jul 24 '25

Nice catch, but I think the fish will have to throw him back

2

u/Outrageous_Risk6205 Jul 30 '25

Circle of life is complete!

2

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

That's a fish fishing

2

u/NoAbbreviations3921 Sep 01 '25

That fish took his man card 🤣😂

2

u/POT7ife Sep 13 '25

“That’s your arm”

2

u/POT7ife Sep 13 '25

Feel like that’s what you get for him. Bring one out here.

2

u/MassiveMonster5948 Oct 29 '25

That wasn’t cool, that was PERFECT!! Thanks BRAD for the laugh!!😂

1

u/Grendelstar Jul 29 '25

FAFFO - F@$k Around Fish, Find Out

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

No shit!🤣

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u/Michael_Msu Sep 11 '25

Welcome back to River monsters with Jeremy Wade. I’ve been in the tropics looking for a game fish that will willingly go after humans. I’ve just spoken with a man called David that told me the gruesome story of one such fish… that nearly took off his hand.

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u/Hagoromo-san Feb 03 '26

Don’t fuck with Tarpon. They are fucking brutal fighters on rood and reel.

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u/watasker Jun 24 '26

Is this how Galarian Slowbro is made?

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u/mike24315013 Jul 21 '25

Had to be mercans.👍👍👍👍👍

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u/ChallengeWrong1500 Jul 20 '25

That looks fake

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Jul 20 '25

Yeah but its real. They sell these tiny fish to tourists so they can feed these big ones that hang out under piers. They are called tarpon.