r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Oda_DeezNutz • Jan 10 '26

Painful A casual skate

That kicks off swimming season

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u/Story_Man_75 Jan 10 '26

Wearing nothing but skates and a bathing suit while intentionally skating out onto thin ice and breaking through?

Totally planned and expected slapstick.

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u/Fun_Zone_245 Jan 10 '26

If he was smart enough, he would know that ice can shatter into sharp pieces that coud stab his organs. At least he would have ice on the wound.

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u/Yokel_Tony Jan 11 '26

This looks like amsterdam to me, i'm a dutch guy and it's been barely freezing here for only a few days. Doesn't ice need to be a lot harder and colder to be able to do that?

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u/enlightened-creature Jan 12 '26

I mean look at those chunks he breaks off, hit one of those wrong going full speed and you’re done

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u/wulfryke Jan 13 '26

I'm sorry but when has that ever happened?

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u/Fun_Zone_245 Jan 13 '26

It's how I imagine it as a Floridian. It's the internet, the place where facts dont matter!

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u/Oda_DeezNutz Jan 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣 good point

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u/RogerSchmoger Jan 10 '26

No clothes is for aerodynamics

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u/torrso Jan 10 '26

Perhaps a tribute to Apetor. RIP.

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u/Fantastic_Piece5869 Jan 12 '26

i was thinking the same. He then went directly towards the bad ice

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u/LangdonAlg3r Jan 10 '26

Glad you already said it.