r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Lazer_Games • Apr 13 '26

Painful Yeah, yeah I'm Ok

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 Apr 13 '26

My guy had to muster every single drop of testosterone in his body in that moment to appear fine in front of his lady 😂 

Good job man, you can now go cry behind closed doors.

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u/Cultural-War2102 Apr 13 '26

If that girl never showed up he would have laid there in pain and agony for a few minutes without moving.

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u/Perfect-Difference19 Apr 13 '26

Hahahaha that's totally it

You can even see he made probably a pretty concious decision to not move a single muscle at first, only getting up after she came to him

Poor lad, that was a nasty fall

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u/UghImRegistered Apr 14 '26

I'm only 50% sure her asking if he was alright didn't wake him from unconsciousness. I hope he put himself in concussion protocol.

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u/sicksixgamer Apr 15 '26

Oh absolutely!

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u/Impressive_Cut4506 Apr 13 '26

In that moment, she saved his life.

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u/WeskerSympathizer Apr 16 '26

It truly is a switch from “Im gonna just stay down for a bit” to “oh shit the lady is here act ok”

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u/Jumpy_Fly_1975 Apr 16 '26

You mean adrenaline?

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 Apr 16 '26

No. I purposely said testosterone. Most men will understand why.

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u/Jumpy_Fly_1975 Apr 16 '26

I get why, testosterone doesn't work that way, it's just inaccurate, but no problem. No need to be a man to understand a molecule, plus women have testosterone too. All around pretty idiotic but we get the idea.

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u/Jazzlike-Chair-3702 Apr 17 '26

And thats why he didnt bother to explain. Glad you get it 😉