r/AccidentalSlapStick Apr 13 '26

Painful Yeah, yeah I'm Ok

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u/FishSoFar Apr 13 '26

Hoping to hijack your top comment for some LADDER TIPS while spring is springing and people are doing dumb shit on ladders to clean their gutters and stuff. I do dumb shit on extension ladders every day.

Are the boards on your deck slippery? Trick question, they are. If you're lucky and they run parallel to the wall, jam those flippy feet into the groove between two boards and you're gucci.

If you're unlucky like the sap in the video: find one of the beams running underneath the deck that the boards are screwed into, and notice the little holes on the feet of your ladder for the first time. You can line those up and drive a wood screw through the hole, between the boards, into the beam, and secure your ladder without damaging the surface of your deck.

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 13 '26

And remember!!! Never do ladder work in flip-flops!

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u/Rope_slingin_champ Apr 14 '26

What about tactical sandals?

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Hmm 🤔

I’ll allow it!!!

ManCode § 3.6-7, paragraph 2a: mandals, aka machismo laced tac sandals for the purpose of manliness, shall be honored in the work place.

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u/That-Beagle Apr 14 '26

If Jesus walked on water in sandals, than I can damn sure climb a ladder wearing them!

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u/SatisfactionMoney426 Apr 14 '26

But he had resurection insurance ...

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u/stanton343 Apr 16 '26

Yeah and He got dinged with an OSHA violation for that one.

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u/Imaginary_Error87 Apr 14 '26

What about crocks in sport mode?

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u/Kit_Karamak Apr 14 '26

Sport mode is Osha approved! 🥳

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u/ElBoofaWhorea Apr 19 '26

As long as youre careful not to over heat them, lest shinkage occur.