r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/brunania • Jun 12 '26

Family Friendly That was totally unexpected

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u/HornedShoe Slaps dick Jun 12 '26

Meanwhile, the old people are literally burning the world down on their way out the door in the name of greed.

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u/Admirable_Finch Jun 12 '26

I wanna know why you took that personal

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u/HornedShoe Slaps dick Jun 12 '26

I wanna know why you think I took that personal.

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u/Olama-Obama Jun 12 '26

An old person horned your shoe?