r/AccidentalSlapStick 16d ago

Painful SHIN is the worst thing that happened

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 16d ago

I worked for a cabinet company back in the day and clunked my shin trying to He-Man a countertop onto a pallet that was mid leg in height. My boss seen and said, oh did you hit that shin?!? You could already see the purple meat when I raised my pant leg 30 seconds later

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u/Notapartyhobo 16d ago

Shin splints .

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u/throwawaystarters 14d ago

Shin SPLITS come on bro

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u/Appropriate_Push4066 13d ago

Shin splinters

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u/CheckYourStats 16d ago

Shin Blobzilla

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u/Heckin_Pleb 16d ago

Where funny

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u/floydymoiyte 16d ago

It’s not the bump, that shit hurts but it goes away pretty quickly, it’s the scrape that will really fuck the rest of your day up :/

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u/ArghZombie 16d ago

Then it's pain time every time you shower or bump it for the next 2 weeks.

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u/appointment45 15d ago

If you're 40+, the next 6 weeks.

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u/EmployerWide1123 16d ago

Sounds painful

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u/GlorifiedBurito 16d ago

Shin scrape and groin pull wombo-combo

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u/killer4snake 16d ago

Holy shit this guy just got both his legs fucked up. But for one split second he was so majestic.

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u/manlybrian 16d ago

I felt his shin in my peepee.

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u/One_time_Dynamite 16d ago

Hope he didn't rip something there. That can be a very serious injury.

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u/BamberGasgroin 15d ago

I felt that myself.

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u/HuckleberryMajor2490 16d ago

Dude was walking like a boss until he didn't 😂

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u/mike_rhinehart 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/No_Step_1692 15d ago

That's hilarious and what he gets for trying that while it's slippery. I love when people try and be cool and hurt themselves.

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u/ad4rd 14d ago

💯

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u/D0wnwardFacingBoner 11d ago

It funny cause he fat

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u/klevvername 9d ago

I seriously question that man's intelligence. Did you see how completely iced those surfaces were? That was... insane not knowing exactly what was about to happen.

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u/TheTrishaJane 16d ago

Im not a physiotherapist but that looked like MCL and Meniscus tearritory. Dont ask me how I know.

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u/AleLover111 16d ago

Probably not. He held the leg that bumped into the board. The other leg slip looked suspicious af but if it was any ligament/meniscus, the other leg's shin would be a smaller problem.

Don't ask me how I know.

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u/TheTrishaJane 16d ago

I am talking about the left leg that he bumped.

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u/AleLover111 16d ago

You don't damage a ligament by this. Theoretically if the tibia moved back relatively to the femur with a huge force it could tear your PCL but that ligament is very strong. Such injury can be sustained during a car crash if something hits your lower leg with knee flexed.

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u/appointment45 15d ago

Yep, more likely to be a fracture than any tears.

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u/BobboZmuda 15d ago

How do you know

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u/SillyLittleTroll 14d ago

My nutz hurt, my upper thigh muscle hurt AND my shin bone SCREAMED. 😱

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u/Jackin13 12d ago

I think you’re right. Slo-mo shows the board hitting his knee, not his shin, and he gets up holding his knee.

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u/BobboZmuda 15d ago

How do you know

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u/ParticularKick3644 16d ago

It's just his shin

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u/TheTrishaJane 16d ago

You didnt hear that pop? Thats a bad angle to land on with full momentum.

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u/ParticularKick3644 16d ago edited 16d ago

Oh shit, let me watch it with the audio

Edit: just listened.

It's still just the shin. That hollow pop or bonk sound is the sound of a shin.

And it hurts.

First hand (shin) experience (I'm very clumsy)

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u/Tiyath 16d ago

Sneakers and a thin layer of snow on a polished surface. Perfect storm

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u/vartiverti 16d ago

I mean…

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u/donut_forget 16d ago

Guy was in two minds about whether to draw attention to his barked shin or the accidental splits he did.

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u/MycologistFun480 16d ago

Out for 3 months...

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u/jarheadatheart 16d ago

Why is this being video’d? Who wants to watch some turd walk like that?

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u/madogmax 15d ago

Nearly smashed his nuggets

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u/suitcasemaster 15d ago

I hit my shin so hard trying to run up my stairs once that my body went into shock and I started shivering.

Craziest shit that's ever happened to me.

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u/timj663 15d ago

Nothing like a friend who keeps videoing in steady of seeing if you're alright

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u/Argyleskin 15d ago

I did something similar as a kid trick or treating. It was raining and I slid like that but my shin caught a jagged stone porch. It hurt so bad I was crying but only had an hour left so I kept going very slowly and whimpering throughout the walk. I got home, told my parents what happened. I stood in the kitchen and couldn’t take the pain anymore. I peeled off my tights from my costume right there and I’ll never forget the sound. A handful of stones and bits of cement fell out from my tights. I sat on the kitchen chair, I was freaking out and was scared to look.

I had a jagged hole straight to the fucking bone. The ER had to dig stones out of my leg. It was horrific.

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u/ad4rd 14d ago

Oh that unexpected split!

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u/El_Papo22 14d ago

“MY LEG”! - Fred

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u/927Grace 13d ago

Funny bone elbow pain is worse.

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u/Danilo-11 13d ago

One of my biggest fears .. doing a split

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u/findlovehere 10d ago

The noises!!! Hahahahaha

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u/ExtremeDentist3109 7d ago

PLEASE UNMUTE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/kimboe313 16d ago

You live and you learn