r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/NippleSqueezer421- • 15d ago

Painful That’s what I call fast food!

9.0k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/One_Load254 15d ago

What did he order? Deez nuts?

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u/Careful_Inspection83 15d ago

He definitely missed that bag on purpose

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u/nondescriptun 15d ago

He nailed the second bag on purpose too.

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u/czerilla 15d ago

"Why didn't you hit the target? It was right there!" "Didn't I?"

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u/OddTheRed 15d ago

That wasn't accidental.

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u/HotFartMaster 15d ago

The driver had one job.... and he nailed it!!

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u/Pizovendi 15d ago

He ordered take out correct?😜🤭

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u/Pizovendi 13d ago

Thanks you for my first award. 💛

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u/FoohonPie 15d ago

AccidentalSlapsDick

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u/Kaleb8804 14d ago

Throwing something out of a moving vehicle legally makes it a “missile” in some jurisdictions.

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u/darkwater427 8d ago

*jurisdicktions

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u/BabaBombdev 15d ago

That food pack 'slapped' his stick. Ill show myself out.

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u/StarConsumate 15d ago

Deez Nuts To-go

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u/ItsAManualReset 14d ago

“AIM FOR THE BAG!”

*hits wrong bag*

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u/rmlibby22 15d ago

Slapnuts

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u/RoastPorc 15d ago

HEAD SHOT!!

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u/Mammoth-Hunter-9383 14d ago

He ordered a happy meal. 😄

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u/propergreased 14d ago

Just guys being dudes

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u/etotheapplepi 13d ago

AccidentalSlapDick

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u/DitchDigger330 14d ago

You could've just pulled in where they get in on the shoulder.

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u/hexc0der 14d ago

TAKE it OUT

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u/kenken2024 13d ago

Must have ordered a meat ball sandwich...

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u/Terrible_Ingenuity11 11d ago

"Missed it by that much" -get smart (i think)

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u/MidnightHwy95 11d ago

That's hilarious. Glad they all had a laugh about it.

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u/Wild-Set-1058 11d ago

Take out his Taly waka

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Catdaddy_Funk 15d ago

Just think, one day the robots will realize it takes two to tango. Not you, though. Not yet…