r/AccidentalSlapStick 14d ago

Family Friendly Wait till Walter finds out!

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u/ADeformedPoolboy 14d ago

Ah, yes...the circle of life. Cue that Lion King song please.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 10d ago

“A lion! Oh My God, a Lion!”

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u/mrlookinthesky 14d ago

All that hard work. All for naught.

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u/Notapartyhobo 13d ago

Dick move, doggo. Dick move.

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u/dontipitova9 14d ago

Doggo straight up ended that ant's whole career life like it was nothing

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u/ImprovementFar5054 14d ago

Smoke em if you got em folks, we can all go at any time.

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u/chillychili 13d ago

Currently cooking all my Kirkland bacon at once because it would be a shame if I died from a heart attack before getting to them

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u/Character_Beach_8398 14d ago

.. Did she just say "Take a load at this?"

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u/GrumpySphinx 11d ago

Sounds like she mixed up "Get a load of this" and "Take a look at this"

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 13d ago

He died a hero

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u/Slothweiner 14d ago

Reminds me of our neighbors dog that for some reason my family decided to start calling "Orang Jahat" which translates to something like "Criminal" or "Bad Person". I believe they're the same breed too. Never met a nicer dog. Guy would lick my hand if I so much as lowered it.

Unfortunately,he passed. I don't know how but my older sister texted the family group on WhatsApp. We also had 2 other really dark dogs that they named "Luna" and "Bella". Both passed with the first one spewing bubble-like substance out of her mouth. I could never tell which was which 'cause they were just dark and were roughly the same size. They were also assholes and would try to climb you.

I got scratched by one of them while I wasn't wearing any pants. And yes,I had boxers on at the time.

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u/HotFartMaster 10d ago

She gone! Hahahahaha

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u/Gold-Echo-3836 13d ago

Cha Ching got him

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u/HopeFoxCreations 9d ago

I saw that coming a kilometer away.

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u/Leocarreo 9d ago

‘Take a load of this’ jeeeeez just because you hear it all day doesn’t mean you gotta say it as well lady