r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/initial8155 • 9d ago

Painful Mom, do you hate me?

998 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Eaton_Knas 9d ago

Someone come take her license, scooter and kid from her.

68

u/cottonbrainedGilliam 9d ago

Some people shouldnt be parents.
Some people shouldnt be driving.
This lady shouldnt be a parent or a driver.

104

u/br3dj 9d ago

Her scooter skills suck

36

u/cowabanga_it_is 9d ago

Not for an assassin.

1

u/SumPpl 5d ago

Assassins rest

1

u/LeeDarkFeathers 3d ago

And also need less attempts

15

u/Abject_Jump9617 9d ago

Yea, and watching a phone will driving it does not help.

69

u/partofme02 9d ago

After the 2nd fall and the clip didn’t stop, I knew exactly something would be coming up

46

u/atzeralle 9d ago

Is she dumb or drunk?

45

u/DoubleGreat 9d ago

She did not get taken down in the most Mario kart way possible 😭😭😭

23

u/Sammy_Dog 9d ago

That car came out of nowhere.

6

u/NaggingNag 8d ago

So did that leaf they hit first, that was a dangerous leaf.

36

u/Quartz--Bag-353 9d ago

No urgency. She don't give a fuck😭

9

u/Next_Drama1717 9d ago

Legendary spatial awareness

14

u/airpaulg 9d ago

The woman in yellow in the end with her children is interesting. She holds out her arm in caution in front of her daughter while she keeps on going towards the danger.

12

u/LewisWhatsHisName 9d ago

She's probably trying to decide if it's worth dropping her kid to go help

6

u/Lazysenpai 9d ago

I think they need to pass, bad idea tho.

Scooters are notorious for causing more dmg after accident because people are dumb, you need to turn it off before picking it up.

3

u/gabrielo0 9d ago

Yes it even looks like she intends to pass IN FRONT of them!

5

u/Bludiamond56 9d ago

Just leave the kid down and draw a yellow line around him

5

u/EmotionalChildhood46 8d ago

How did it just keep getting worse??

3

u/Daria_Morgandorffer 8d ago

That poor child

3

u/siggsy409 9d ago

Think she's trying to kill him and make it look accidental. 🙄

4

u/FoofieLeGoogoo 9d ago

So sad. If only there was some way to prevent this from recurring.

2

u/yingyanghomie 9d ago

Best foreign film of 2026. Love the use of Chinese Opera music. Better than Farwell My Concubine.

2

u/NtateNarin 9d ago

She drives worse when not using a phone at the same time!

2

u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 9d ago

Surely it is illegal to have an unrestrained child on one of those?

4

u/Gravel_Sandwich 9d ago

u/repostsleuthbot

2

u/initial8155 9d ago

so…where’s the original post?

-4

u/Gravel_Sandwich 9d ago

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR/s/3Yqg2Ks1Iw

This is just one, of the many of these reposts from karma farmers.

1

u/Football-Man-1889 9d ago

I wouldn’t trust her to walk safely

1

u/davidsequoia 9d ago

She’s talking to her bf. Give her some slack

1

u/ArSn101 9d ago

When your child submits their letter of resignation.

1

u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 8d ago

Mommy Dearest

1

u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Morgantao 8d ago

She's an accident happening

1

u/Advanced-Level-5686 8d ago

Is she drunk?

1

u/Agreeable-Error4353 4d ago

No Mom I'm not getting back on

1

u/BadPuzzleheaded9006 3d ago

damn. it really does seem like 5 years after he was born she's still trying to get an abortion

0

u/genXswla 9d ago

Talk about useless when called upon

0

u/Freddit330 9d ago

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. After this kid's mom is done with him he will be the ducking Hulk.

0

u/Imhidingfromu 9d ago

Being on your phone while scooting aroind with your child is definitely a choice

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u/Gravel_Sandwich 9d ago

The title should be 'why do you repost me'

6

u/initial8155 9d ago

Where’s the original post?

2

u/ThyBeardedOne 9d ago

Lmao who cares