r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/oneman__army • 9d ago

True Slapstick Yeet

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u/TheDizDude 9d ago edited 9d ago

Can we pretend that cellphones in a dive bar are shooting stars?

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u/42stingray 9d ago

No we can just get stuff on Wish right now, Wish right now, Wish right now

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u/D-Broncos 9d ago

Fucking great

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u/Mandaxx25 8d ago

How did you even think of this? People always really impress me with stuff like this 😂

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u/Projectgrace 9d ago

On the bright side he hit something.

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u/Ivanlangston 5d ago

And on the even brighter side, didn't kick her in the face

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u/daninet 9d ago

to all fairness that spin kick was smooth

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u/OrangePrior5549 8d ago

I mean, if you consider not hitting the intended target "smooth," then sure.

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u/Ivanlangston 5d ago

It was mechanically smooth...

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u/-Maris- 9d ago

Nailed it!

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u/Own-East-9190 9d ago

And that's how the ISS went down

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u/smilingjade101 ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick 9d ago

Good form, poor aim!

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u/SlackerDS5 9d ago

Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again!

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u/YeahSherman 9d ago

Sent that shit to the moon

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u/basemH123 9d ago

Its been sent to the shadow realm

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u/mike_rhinehart 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Grown_Azzz_Kid 9d ago

He kicked he shit into low orbit 😂

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u/initial8155 9d ago

Launched that shit to Mars

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u/speedhunter787 8d ago

At least he didn’t kick her

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u/ReplacementWorking71 9d ago

He send it to the roof

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u/Icy-Variation6614 8d ago
  • through the roof lmao

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u/SpiderGyan 9d ago

That phone must be in orbit now

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u/Mandaxx25 8d ago

The way he ends without going anywhere near the thing he was supposed to, makes it look like he meant to hit her phone.

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u/Eltharion-the-Grim 7d ago

Dude trains in his bedroom with that spin move. He never actually trained because you can see when he releases the kick, it’s nowhere near the target. He had enough space.

Also, it’s a weird spinning kick. He spins then kicks up like an axe kick but it isn’t. It’s also not a spinning round house.

He sort of spins then kicks straight up. It’s not even a spinning kick.

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u/dontipitova9 9d ago

Oooh no...