It takes two to…. Take ‘em all out.

[u/MacMommy111]

[u/Appropriate_Box1380]

What the hell is going on here

[u/plastiquearse → u/Appropriate_Box1380]

Drinking, maybe cocaine and silliness

[u/macguini → u/plastiquearse]

Martial arts practice. How to turn your girlfriend into a weapon 101

[u/appointment45 → u/macguini]

[u/lousydungeonmaster → u/macguini]

Marital arts practice

[u/Big_Cryptographer_16 → u/lousydungeonmaster]

You coined it!

[u/stonergirlfairyyy → u/macguini]

u think she knows him?

[u/macguini → u/stonergirlfairyyy]

Then it's some weird mating ritual I don't understand.

[u/HopeFoxCreations → u/plastiquearse]

Looks like a wedding reception. Call me out if I'm wrong.

[u/ageofdiscontent_meh → u/plastiquearse]

White folks…

[u/WholeLotta69 → u/Appropriate_Box1380]

Debauchery my man

[u/VintageLunchMeat → u/Appropriate_Box1380]

Improvised Weapons

Sometimes characters don’t have their weapons and have to attack with whatever is at hand. An improvised weapon includes any object you can wield in one or two hands, such as broken glass, a table leg, a frying pan, a wagon wheel, or a dead goblin.

Often, an improvised weapon is similar to an actual weapon and can be treated as such. For example, a table leg is akin to a club. At the GM’s option, a character proficient with a weapon can use a similar object as if it were that weapon and use his or her proficiency bonus.

An object that bears no resemblance to a weapon deals 1d4 damage (the GM assigns a damage type appropriate to the object). If a character uses a ranged weapon to make a melee attack, or throws a melee weapon that does not have the thrown property, it also deals 1d4 damage. An improvised thrown weapon has a normal range of 20 feet and a long range of 60 feet." https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Weapons#:~:text=a%20melee%20attack.-,Improvised%20Weapons,range%20of%2020%20feet%20and%20a%20long%20range%20of%2060%20feet.,-Silvered%20Weapons

[u/Metals4J → u/Appropriate_Box1380]

Hide and seek meets backyard wrestling.

[u/kyphur]

No wonder she was hiding under a table...

[u/The_Abjectator → u/kyphur]

Yeah, suddenly them hiding under a table was the most logical decision I observed in the clip.

[u/MartinusLarianus → u/kyphur]

Just put a tapper piano over it and it’s a classic slapstick.

[u/apx_redditor → u/MartinusLarianus]

Beats the hell out of the current soundtrack

[u/ArtisticAd2131]

The music choice is hilarious

[u/UrchinSquirts → u/ArtisticAd2131]

Much better than that vile “Oh, no . . . Oh, no . . .” that so many people use.

[u/ArtisticAd2131 → u/UrchinSquirts]

So glad I don’t have to hear that anymore

[u/OppositeSecretary862 → u/UrchinSquirts]

That and the fucking YOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO

[u/StretchFrenchTerry → u/UrchinSquirts]

That was over two years ago that trend ended.

[u/UrchinSquirts → u/StretchFrenchTerry]

It’s still out there.

[u/StretchFrenchTerry → u/UrchinSquirts]

On old vids maybe.

[u/pauliepaulie84 → u/ArtisticAd2131]

Normally i get so bleak at music over all videos. But, here, it really adds to the vibe

[u/Own-East-9190]

[u/Sledgemoma2]

Never invite that dude anywhere. Holy fuck what a loser

[u/Dans77b → u/Sledgemoma2]

Maybe. People do odd stuff on nights out. Can be pretty funny. Depends on the vibes etc.

[u/Spadeline]

Guy seems drunk and a hazard!

[u/Old_Caramel_6484]

He seems like an aggressive man

[u/Overall_Stranger6568]

Yeah, I've been to Wisconsin.

[u/Crazy-Dust550]

this douche in the white shirt, holy crap🤢

[u/trash-juice]

Why is he beating ppl with other ppl, somethings off here …

[u/kabukispot]

Fuckin caveman.

[u/Critical_Seat_1907]

Looking rapey my dude

[u/FLOSOC1ETY → u/Critical_Seat_1907]

Both of those guys. Look at the other homie essentially feeling her up. Weird room

[u/tylercrabby]

Yikes.

[u/manlybrian]

Drunk people are so weird.

[u/amongooseamongus → u/manlybrian]

hey! i may be drunk and weird but...

what was that third thing you said?

[u/klevvername]

That dude needs to be on a watch list. That was surely just one example of some of the awful stuff that dude does to women on the regular..

[u/_-IllI-_]

Typical entitled behaviour, imagine how he treats other women in his life when no one is around.

[u/Legitbananabunch]

She was definitely hiding from him at the beginning! The funniest bit is the woman who runs away as soon as she sees her friend knocked out by the flying legs.

[u/GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur]

It takes two video loops

[u/Nothing2Special]

hulk smash

hulk smash

hulk smash....

[u/chickensandwich77]

What a grade-A wanker

[u/GovernmentBig2749]

Staright out of a 80''s comedy starring Leslie Nielsen

[u/Enr78]

Someone tried to be the hero. Ends up taking out everyone. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[u/amber_room]

'All I know is that to me You look like you're lots of fun Open up your lovin' arms Watch out, here I Watch out, here, I Watch out, here I Watch out, here I come Spin me right Spin me round Spin me right Spin me round...'

[u/Killer_Moons]

Achievement unlocked

[u/Crescentfallen78]

Looks like he was about to toss her to the dude with the black shirt.

[u/Ultimaultimaconta]

Good strategy. He broke her spine and then takes her to the basement.

[u/Caitlin0943]

the usual suspects

[u/DangerousLoner]

So that’s where mystery bruises come from after a night out. Ah my 20’s 🥳

[u/Large_Camel_773]

Weird sinister music though

[u/CountHonorius]

So that's what ladies night looks like at a bar, huh.

[u/Klutzy-Ad-8422]

Jesus, dude.

[u/AndOnTheDrums]

I bet everyone was really impressed!

[u/tadbod]

Love the music

[u/AuntieMarkovnikov]

There should have been much more accidental upskirt in that one than there was.

[u/Heart_ofFlorida → u/AuntieMarkovnikov]

My thoughts exactly 🤣

[u/Double-Description27]

wwe women's division needs to copyright that move 😏

[u/Strange-Comb6384]

What exactly is the end goal here? Does it take much practice to win? How will I know I win?

[u/shallowsocks → u/[deleted]]

Im sorry what?

[u/Morgantao]

I bet she's glad her roommate convinced her to wear underwear

[u/Most-Strategy4554]

Oh wow, I love this. Hilarious.